Hey! This is sort of a semi-contest, but I thought it would be better here. I think if a mod wishes to do so they can move this to More Comic Comps, if necessary. While here, if any nondonors want to post comics to it, pm me the comic and I will post it.

Anyway, the point of this is, I want to see some fresh takes on SC in-jokes. Like the Asian girls, TOBOR, wirthling sucks, cowboy physics, etc. Even though this was last year, the best example I can find of a fresh spin on an old joke is this comic:

[Click to view comic: 'TOBOR's Speach Impediment']

It sums up everything I mean. A new spin on an old joke, and just about any real SC in-joke can be used. Especially the ones that are beaten to death.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 200: Zesty!']

Non-sequitor donkey is the best in-joke, yet he isn't used very often.

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Poop.

How can you put a fresh spin on non-sequitur donkey?

Is he owned by non-sequitur Honky, by the way?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

[Click to view comic: '"A new spin on an old joke" oh how hilarious']

I know it was meant to be a vicious dig, but it actually came out pretty much what I was looking for.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Yes. I am great, this is true.

I quite didn't say that.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I made that comic only after hearing the name "Non-Sequitur Donkey," so I don't even know if its represesntative of the actual "non-sequitur donkey."

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Sex Piano.

I'm glad you finally cleared that up. It's all I could think about for the last three and a half months.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Well, anytime I've ever used him I've based him off of that comic.

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Poop.

Lets see...

Donkey? CHECK
Speaks in Non-Sequiturs? CHECK

Yeah, I think you've got a grasp on the many intricacies of the character.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

[Click to view comic: 'The Day After Today']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I don't know about "fresh takes," but I did this two parter a little while ago. Sing it to the tune of that annoying Coors Light Football song. (you know... "AND I LOVE YOU TOO!")

[Click to view comic: 'The Coors Light Football Song: Stripcreator Version (1)']
[Click to view comic: 'The Coors Light Football Song: Stripcreator Version (2)']

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I has a flavor!