Hey! This is sort of a semi-contest, but I thought it would be better here. I think if a mod wishes to do so they can move this to More Comic Comps, if necessary. While here, if any nondonors want to post comics to it, pm me the comic and I will post it.

Anyway, the point of this is, I want to see some fresh takes on SC in-jokes. Like the Asian girls, TOBOR, wirthling sucks, cowboy physics, etc. Even though this was last year, the best example I can find of a fresh spin on an old joke is this comic:

TOBOR's Speach Impediment by Rabid_Weasle 7-24-03

Hey it's TOBOR! Are ya cornhole me?! You know TOBOR never really want to cornhole. TOBOR has speach impediment. Speach impediment? Whenever TOBOR try to say this word, he ends up saying cornhole. Here, I write word on paper. Hug? Well then why do you always cornhole after saying it? TOBOR can never tell a lie!

It sums up everything I mean. A new spin on an old joke, and just about any real SC in-joke can be used. Especially the ones that are beaten to death.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

CC 200: Zesty! by Trippingbillee 7-26-03

I know that it is Field Day of August, and that we are supposed to be celebrating the natrual and zesty taste of grass... Yes, grandma? Do you not like the taste of the grass in this field? It's not that. It's that I have cancer. I'm going to die in a few weeks. Swimming is the best form of excercise!

Non-sequitor donkey is the best in-joke, yet he isn't used very often.

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Poop.

How can you put a fresh spin on non-sequitur donkey?

Is he owned by non-sequitur Honky, by the way?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

"A new spin on an old joke" oh how hilarious by kramer_vs_kramer 7-01-04

RAAAR!!! TOBOR WILL NOT CORNHOLE YOU! But Tobor, I have a super-sized bottle of lube right here! My rectum quivers in anticipation! NO. TOBOR HAS BETTER THINGS TO DO THAN CORNHOLE MIKEY, LIKE FILL IN TOBOR'S TAX RETURN OR WATCH PAINT DRY. But what am I supposed to do with all this lubricant? Hmm...

I know it was meant to be a vicious dig, but it actually came out pretty much what I was looking for.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Yes. I am great, this is true.

I quite didn't say that.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I made that comic only after hearing the name "Non-Sequitur Donkey," so I don't even know if its represesntative of the actual "non-sequitur donkey."

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Sex Piano.

I'm glad you finally cleared that up. It's all I could think about for the last three and a half months.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Well, anytime I've ever used him I've based him off of that comic.

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Poop.

Lets see...

Donkey? CHECK
Speaks in Non-Sequiturs? CHECK

Yeah, I think you've got a grasp on the many intricacies of the character.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

The Day After Today by biped 10-23-04

We interrupt this program for a special news bulletin -- the United States is under nuclear attack. New York City, Los Angeles, and Washington, D.C. have already been obliterated. Hundreds of nuclear missiles from several countries are criss-crossing the globe. Worldwide disaster -- perhaps even the extinction of the entire human race -- is at hand. I like the green M&M's.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I don't know about "fresh takes," but I did this two parter a little while ago. Sing it to the tune of that annoying Coors Light Football song. (you know... "AND I LOVE YOU TOO!")

The Coors Light Football Song: Stripcreator Version (1) by UnknownEric 10-18-04

I... love... when the Asian girls are whores Sucky sucky. Fie dollah. Robots named TOBOR anally raping Mexicans RAAAR! No es bueno! and twins What the fuck are you talking about?

The Coors Light Football Song: Stripcreator Version (2) by UnknownEric 10-18-04

I love... Blonde and Blue half-nude... misremembered platitudes... A penny saved saves nine... and unconsenshul rapp... with twins! Ahh, my twin and eye are dieing!

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I has a flavor!