WOOPPIE FOR ME!!

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Get Your War On

HAPPY 'HOORAY YOUR DAD DIDN'T WEAR A CONDOM AND YOUR PARENTS DIDN'T GET A DIVORCE AND THEN SELL YOU OFF INTO WHITE SLAVERY OR AN ORPHANAGE SO YOU STILL KNOW WHO YOUR PARENTS ARE AND WHEN YOUR BIRTHDAY IS' DAY!

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

I bought you a present!

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

HAPPY

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

*SNIFF* You guys have made me the happiest person alive. *SNIFF*

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Get Your War On

*SNIFF* You guys have made me the happiest person alive. *SNIFF*

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Get Your War On

Oh, it was my birthday 4 days ago. I didn't mention it because I thought Kajun might kill me.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

For you, some birtday cake:

Enjoy!

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

I brought a party game!

We're gonna have TONS of fun now!

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It's grime time.

i got the hookers

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xx( o Y o. )xx

THIS BIRTHDAY ROCKS! I GOT BIRTHDAY BLING AND SOME SOFTCORE PORN!

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Get Your War On

Thanks for the cake. The games are fun. Whos turn is it? There was just one problem. The fat hooker turned out being a dude!

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Get Your War On

I brought you a game too.

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Blue is the color of victory.

I brought some drinks

But since you may not be legally old enough to drink those, I'll hold them in trust for you until you're 21.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

They're also empty.

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Poop.

Now how did that happen?

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Blue is the color of victory.

Thnx for the drinks! I think I plaid that boardgame in TJ once and I kept losing. Well my birthday is over. Now Im sad and depresed and when Im sad and depressed I take out my favorite Bic lighter and add a new scar onto my inner thigh. Thank God for Bic!

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Get Your War On

I'm not that fat!!!!

YES BUT WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Im sorry I ment big boned. Big boned is good!

IM ME! WHO THE HELL ELSE WOULD I BE! JESUS CHRIST!

I cant believe my birthday is over and this post is still going. Keep the presents coming! And the hookers to!

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Get Your War On

IM ME! WHO THE HELL ELSE WOULD I BE! JESUS CHRIST!

Well you've been here like a day. Why should I care about your birthday?

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Batman created by Bob Kane

What is with you people and steriotypes. Just because boinky was dressed a little scantily in that miniskirt does NOT mean that he's a whore! When will you people learn that he is NOT a slab of meat for your own sick pleasures, but human being with personalities and minds of their own. ALL OF YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES!

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Was this your 11th or 12th birthday?

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Batman created by Bob Kane