You know I didnt even know I was suppose to be making the next BTC until I sobered up and surfed some of the older BTC contests. Well since I been on a masturbation binge the last couple of weeks the themes gonna be... um well, masturbation. Use whatever characters and backgrounds for the first two panels. Only art from this site. No photoshop. Only other rule is dont get your keys sticky. Here you go you pervs.

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OK GENTLEMEN/WOMEN... START YOUR WACKING/CLIT DIDDLING!!!

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Oh yeah you got till thursday. Unless I change it. Anyone who wants to be a judge PM me. Thnx.

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[Click to view comic: 'BTC 10: Hornny']
[Click to view comic: 'BTC 10: Simply Irresistible']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: 'BTC 10: 666']

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

[Click to view comic: 'Meanwhile, in Iraq (part 1)']

[Click to view comic: 'BTC #10: The Passion of the Thwap Thwap']

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

[Click to view comic: 'Animal Farm']

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It's not the crack, it's the 'caine.

Be gentle, I have the intelligence of a houseplant.

[Click to view comic: 'BTC #10: Bill Clinton: Ace Reporter']

I'm not officially entering, and I know that the last panel isn't exact, but I made it a while ago and I'm not redoing it.

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So please ignore this for judging.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

[Click to view comic: 'BTC 10: The planet of the apes how i viewed it.']

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

Ok no more entries please. I just have to contact one of the judges be for making a decision. Hopefully I'll have the winner by the end of the day. Thnx.

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Sorry I didn't post a specific time for the end of the contest or the judges at the begining of the contest. I was smoking crack at the time. Anyways the judges are JESUSSANDWICH and colbyloftesnessless . The decision was hard to make because everyone did such a great job. biped's made me laugh, Athiest's made me puke a little than I laughed, I thought squishy's was pretty clever and len's left me scared and confused. Anyway we had a split decision so I cast the final vote to give it to...JESUSSANDWICH! Woopie! Here's your prizes!

Jesus...
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and sandwiches!

BTC #11 is all yours! Run with it like diarrhea after a burrito!

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May I have one of those sandwiches, please?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

They were made with love.

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Get Your War On

Yay

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

Lol!

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

For biped with <3.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

I found one under my bed.

Yummy!

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