You know I didnt even know I was suppose to be making the next BTC until I sobered up and surfed some of the older BTC contests. Well since I been on a masturbation binge the last couple of weeks the themes gonna be... um well, masturbation. Use whatever characters and backgrounds for the first two panels. Only art from this site. No photoshop. Only other rule is dont get your keys sticky. Here you go you pervs.

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OK GENTLEMEN/WOMEN... START YOUR WACKING/CLIT DIDDLING!!!

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Oh yeah you got till thursday. Unless I change it. Anyone who wants to be a judge PM me. Thnx.

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BTC 10: Hornny by biped 7-05-04

Christina Aguilera is getting fat. And every time I see her, she's skankier-looking too. Yuck! She sure is! Fat and ugly! And skanky, too! Pee-yew, is she skanky! Just look at her. Bloated, strung-out, tattooed... pierced like a pin-cushion...rutting like a bitch in heat... You said it! Bloated, skanky, and ugly! Man, I wouldn't touch that shit with a ten-foot pole! GHEEE-ROSSS!!! Later that night... *thwap thwap thwap thwap thwap*

BTC 10: Simply Irresistible by biped 7-05-04

HNUUH! Welcome to moy show! Oym Rosie O'Dawuhnull! Tuhday's guest is moy frenn Penny MWAHHshull! An uh visit fum moy gay hyeh-dressuh! HUH-HYUH-HAHHH! WUHH! Who stowul moy Ring-Dings! Oy hahd sum Ring-Dings awn moy desk hyahh! Oh moy GWAHD! Jawhn, did yoo steal moy Ring-Dings! HUHH! Later that night... *thwap thwap thwap thwap thwap*

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

BTC 10: 666 by Zegota 7-05-04

Later that night... *thwap thwap thwap thwap thwap*

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

Meanwhile, in Iraq (part 1) by squishy 7-05-04

Hendrick, I need you to go on a special mission tonight. I need you to take a chopper and fly over Baghdad as low as you can. Yes sir! I can do it, sir. And I need you to do it in complete darkness. Later that night... *thwap thwap thwap thwap thwap*

BTC #10: The Passion of the Thwap Thwap by AtheistDiary 7-07-04

*gasp* So what did you think of the Passion of the Christ, Father Tom? I don't know, my child. I mean with all the violence, and all those gashes on his flesh, and the blood ... so much blood ... Later that night... *thwap thwap thwap thwap thwap*

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

Animal Farm by NGrassi22 7-07-04

Dan to Space Station. I just landed on Venus...but our studies were totally wrong...Venus, it's...a...FARM! Oh yeah, sorry Dan. We lost track of the space ship and you went off course. We have no idea where you are so your stuck there. Your never coming back. Your alone forever. And ever. Over and out. Later that night... *thwap thwap thwap thwap thwap*

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It's not the crack, it's the 'caine.

Be gentle, I have the intelligence of a houseplant.

BTC #10: Bill Clinton: Ace Reporter by len 7-07-04

Bill Clinton: Ace Reporter here with the only dolphin in the world working in payroll. What do you have to say for yourself Mr. Dolphin? waaaaaaaah-aah-aah Later that night... *thwap thwap thwap thwap thwap*

I'm not officially entering, and I know that the last panel isn't exact, but I made it a while ago and I'm not redoing it.

So please ignore this for judging.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

BTC 10: The planet of the apes how i viewed it. by JESUSSANDWICH 7-08-04

Get your hands off me you damn dirty ape! Then I fell asleep. Later that night...... *thwap thwap thwap thwap thwap*

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

Ok no more entries please. I just have to contact one of the judges be for making a decision. Hopefully I'll have the winner by the end of the day. Thnx.

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Sorry I didn't post a specific time for the end of the contest or the judges at the begining of the contest. I was smoking crack at the time. Anyways the judges are JESUSSANDWICH and colbyloftesnessless . The decision was hard to make because everyone did such a great job. biped's made me laugh, Athiest's made me puke a little than I laughed, I thought squishy's was pretty clever and len's left me scared and confused. Anyway we had a split decision so I cast the final vote to give it to...JESUSSANDWICH! Woopie! Here's your prizes!

Jesus...
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and sandwiches!

BTC #11 is all yours! Run with it like diarrhea after a burrito!

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May I have one of those sandwiches, please?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

They were made with love.

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Yay

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

Lol!

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

For biped with <3.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

I found one under my bed.

Yummy!

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