Travis was born one week ago, Friday, July 2, 2004. Here he is in the hospital.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

OMG Chicka! You gave birth to Thom Yorke from Radiohead!!!

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I has a flavor!

He's adorable. Congrats, Chicka! :D

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

Why is he so much smaller than an adult? Is it because he's a baby?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I made an ashtray while you were gone. What you made is much cooler. Congratulations, chicka. He's beautiful.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Hooray, it's a Chicklet!

Congrats and good luck to you both.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Well, to quote my sister when she sees any baby, "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!" Congratulations!

Just born and already more hair than me.

Welcome to the world, Travis!

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Congratz. Ill be having my third in October. Kids rock!

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Get Your War On

aw! congrats chicka!

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xx( o Y o. )xx

I guess you're an uncle now.

Congrats Chicka. :)

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

He's got my eyes.

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Dad was flammable

Sweet, can we photoshop him?

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

As long as it's nothing that is too terribly offensive (IE: Getting raped by Abe-bor), certainly.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

So have you picked out a stripcreator username for him yet?

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

I'm not going to post the same thing everyone else already has, but by not posting it I'm also pointing out that I'd like to post it if it hadn't been done so many times already.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

:(

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Poop.

He's got Kajun's nose, too.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

So basically you're saying that you're not going to do something because everyone else is doing it. Shit, dcom, you're too cool for us.

As for little Travis...
aww. He's got my fists.
Congratulations on the Chicklet, Chicka.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Awww, he's got my brain.

Congrats, chicka. He looks delicious.

Congrats, Chicka. Good job on not mashing his head too much during the whole "birth canal thing". :)

(and I can say this because I have had a baby)

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

You say it as if having a child is difficult.

But yeah, way to chick, attitude, or summat.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Aww.... he has my eyebrows.

....Wait, those are my clothes as well. Congrats, Chicka!

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It's grime time.