choadwarrior
Crash Magnet
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It's impossible to pick a favorite mmyers comic, but I really loved this one:
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| Guys, I just wanted to introduce myself. I'm the new facilities manager, Chris Khan. | |
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| We've been waiting to do that ever since we heard you were coming. | |
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| Khan... Khan, you've got Genesis, but you don't have me. You were going to kill me, Khan. You're gonna have to come down here. You're gonna have to come down here. | |
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and this series:
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A Disappointment of mothers.
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| You were so smart when you were younger. Why didn't you stay in school? | |
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| You should have married Karen. Now you'll be alone forever. | |
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| Man, I haven't bathed in weeks. | |
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| Have you tried covering it up with clove cigarettes and pachuli oil? It totally works. | |
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| I said, "Bitch, you better have my Star Wars toys still in the packages." | |
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An Unemployment of artists.
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| Can I crash at your place until I get back on my feet again...and get some new headshots? | |
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| Rock on...in my mom's basement. | |
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A Keg of college students.
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| Dude, I'm a dude...oh, what the hell. | |
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| I don't like the way they're looking at us. | |
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A Loser of ex-boyfriends.
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| Tina? Yeah I did her. I was drunk. | |
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| I did her and her sister. Can I borrow a couple of bucks? | |
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A Bladder of people waiting to go to the bathroom.
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| There's people out here waiting, dude. | |
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| Boy, I could really go for some fresh meat. | |
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| You took the words right out of mouth. | |
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| I'm going to go smoke around back until 5:00. | |
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| I'm going to go sober up in the broom closet. Have a good weekend. | |
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A gawking of breast implants.
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| Dear God, how is she even able to keep balanced? | |
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| I wish guys would quit staring at my outrageously oversized fake breasts! | |
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