The rules are simple. The protagonists of your comic are visiting some actual place on planet Earth. What do they do? What do they see? What do they think? Et cetera.

Series are ok. So is photoshopping, but only if it's to add some "local flavor" to the comic (for example, if you really want to employ a Taj Mahal background or something).

Judging sometime next Monday. Happy Trails!

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CC 255: "Road Trip To Antarctica" starring Biff and Brad by biped 8-23-04

What do they do? I'm enjoying my electric groin warmer. It's keeping my wiener warm and my testicles toasty. What do they see? I see snow. (Icy snow.) I see you. (ICU -- that's where you should be right now.) And, uh, that's about it. What do they think? Hmm...I think Brad has frozen to death. Well, he wanted to come here... I wanted to go to Guam.

CC 255: "Road Trip To Guam" starring Biff and Brad by biped 8-23-04

What do they do? I think we should talk to those super-hot Asian girls over there. Maybe they'll let us insert our erect penises into their vaginas. What do they see? Wow...it really is the "World's Biggest Ox Turd." Man, this place is a sightseer's paradise. What do they think? I'll bet my dick is bigger than Brad's. At least two-to-three inches bigger. Biff's got that look on his face -- he's probably thinking about our dicks again.

CC 255: "Road Trip To Anytown, USA" starring Biff and Brad by biped 8-23-04

What do they do? I want to eat an authentic American "hot dog" with a side order of "cheezy-weezy tots." I want to interact with authentic American "natives" and play "baseball" with them. What do they see? I see cowboys riding bucking broncos and lassoing wild bulls. I see someone suckin' on a chili dog outside the Tastee-Freez. What do they think? We're going to die. I guess those excursion tickets weren't such a great "discount" after all. Biff's got that look on his face -- I hope he doesn't tell me he loves me or anything similarly gay.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Based on my life. Gotta love Route 15 through Pennsyltucky...

CC255: Road to Buffalo. by UnknownEric 8-23-04

So, you're going home to Buffalo for the weekend, huh? Yep. Haven't been back in a little while. I hope it still looks the same. What I see on the way. Welcome to Burger King. Can I help you? Yeah, gimme 35 Spicy Chicken Sandwiches and 10 gallons of Pepsi, please. Wow! It DOES still look the same! *sniffle*

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I has a flavor!

255: The Alien in Italy by possums 8-23-04

Ahhh... Italy is so beautiful in the afternoon... Aha! Human! Perform service! Li darò che un'indennità succhia! Well, not what I had in mind, but, when in Rome... literally... *glorp, glorp*

It's funny cos he's in Italy and Rome is in Italy.

By the way, the "Italian" in this comic will drive your translator insane.

CC 255: Horny dogs tour Kentucky by lmharmon 8-24-04

So this is the world-famous Mammoth Cave. Yep. Yesterday we saw the world's biggest bat, in Louisville. Today, the world's biggest cave. Are you thinkin' what I'm thinkin'? Dinner at Cracker Barrell?

CC 255:A Road Trip To The Centre Of Corey Feldman's Asshole1 by biped 8-24-04

So it's decided, then. We, the charter members of The Corey Feldman Fan Club, will make a road trip to the center of his asshole. And plant the official Corey Feldman Fan Club flag for future generations to see for all time. I'm so excited, I suddenly have to pee-pee! As per our surveillance, he's fallen asleep after his usual naked back rub. Now's our chance! These butt cheeks are sweaty...we should be able to squeeze through fairly easily. Let's MOVE! Man, check out this enormous asshole! It must've been stretched beyond its normal capacity numerous times! I had no earthly idea Cory Haim's dick was THAT BIG! What a journey of discovery this has already turned out to be!

CC 255:A Road Trip To The Centre Of Corey Feldman's Asshole2 by biped 8-24-04

Well, here we are in Corey Feldman's rectum! Boy, this is better than Disney World! Yeah! "Space Mountain" is total lame-ass fucking bullshit compared to this! It's getting dark. I wonder how far in we are now? Farther than any man has gone before, I'll wager! Wait...there's a faint glow up ahead! What on earth could be generating it? It appears to be some kind of gooey, viscous, luminous substance!

CC 255:A Road Trip To The Centre Of Corey Feldman's Asshole3 by biped 8-24-04

Oh, my god! Could it be... Saints preserve us, IT IS! We're passing through the fabled "FIELDS OF JIZZ"! I thought they were only a MYTH! Yet here we are... wading right through HISTORY ITSELF! Good lord, it seems to go on forever! I've lost all sense of time and space! Wait... do my eyes deceive me? Look there, off in the distance... it's... it's a FOUR-STAR MOTEL! It's the "INTEST-INN"! Oh, my god, WE'VE MADE IT! WE'RE THE LEWIS AND CLARK OF ASSHOLES!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

CC 255:A Road Trip To The Centre Of Corey Feldman's Asshole4 by biped 8-24-04

Let's get a suite! The BRIDAL SUITE! Oh, I'm so giddy I could just pee right down my left leg! Hold on... there's someone moving around in there! Maybe we're not the first after all! Who... who are you? I'm one of Cory Haim's SPERM CELLS! Who the hell are you? I'm Brad! Wow -- I can't believe I'm talking to one of CORY HAIM'S ACTUAL SPERMS! You're not a sperm! You don't belong here! Get out! GET OUT OR WE'LL KILL YOU! GET 'EM, GUYS!

CC 255:A Road Trip To The Centre Of Corey Feldman's Asshole5 by biped 8-24-04

RUN, BIFF, RUN! CORY HAIM'S SPERMS ARE COMING AFTER US! OH NO! IF THEY CATCH US, THEY'LL TURN US INTO EMBRYOS! KILL THE INTERLOPERS! THEY WANT TO FERTILIZE COREY FELDMAN'S EGGS AND MAKE MUTANT BABIES! DUMBASS! I KEEP TELLING YOU -- HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY FRIGGIN' EGGS! WE'RE "CORNHOLE ORPHANS"! Hold on... there's MORE of them... coming THIS WAY! Oh no... FRESH ONES! GOD HELP US! IT LOOKS LIKE WE ALL JUST GOT TOTALLY BUTT-FUCKED!

CC 255:A Road Trip To The Centre Of Corey Feldman's Asshole6 by biped 8-24-04

We've got ONE CHANCE! Maybe -- if the fates are on our side -- we can get out through his DICK! QUICK... TO THE URETHRA! Why, it's just CRAZY ENOUGH TO WORK! THANK YOU, MRS. WILSON'S SEX EDUCATION CLASS! HE'S TAKING A PISS! HERE'S OUR CHANCE! YAAAAAAA!!! OH MY GOD -- ASPARAGUS CASSEROLE!!! YAAAAAAA!!! Later... Just think, Biff -- we're the greatest Corey Feldman fans of ALL TIME. I'll never -- EVER -- wash these clothes, or take a shower, again.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I accidentally saved the same comic twice and then deleted the one I posted.

Grand Canyon by crabby 8-24-04

So, this is the grand Canyon......Does it do anything? I don't think it does. I think it's just a giant hole. Wheres the button to have the giant cock come down and fuck this jagged rock pussy? DUDE!!!!!!!!!

Dude! Where's My Roadtrip? I by smamurai 8-25-04

2004. Graduation day. Alf-Alfa Denturai, cooking college. Yay! I graduated top of my class. Yay! I work as the janitor here. Let's take the rite of passage known as 'road-trip' to the planet Earth But I just met you and earth is a shitball. It's not the destination but the journey that matters. We will be like family by the time we get back. Yay! You can be like the sister I never murdered. Let's do it.

Dude! Where's My Roadtrip? II by smamurai 8-25-04

Graduation day. 2004. zzzzzzzz! zzzzzzz! 2005. zzzzzzzz! zzzzzzz! 2006. zzzzzzzz! zzzzzzz!

Dude! Where's My Roadtrip? III by smamurai 8-25-04

02/11/06 10:28 a.m. Woohoo! We made it! Now let's get something to eat and vacate this shitball called Earth. WHy are you staring at my hair like that? 02/11/06 10:29 a.m. Hey buddy you don't look so hot. Cough! Graak! Aaack! Kkkkk! Cough! 02/11/06 10:30 a.m. How many times? I AM THE FUCKING MANAGER! Muffins are off after ten thirty. I told you I don't mind if they are slightly off. Awww forget you! We're out of this shitball shithole!

Dude! Where's My Roadtrip? IV by smamurai 8-25-04

02/11/06 10:31 a.m. Zzzzzzz! Zzzzzzzzz! 2007 Zzzzzzz! Zzzzzzzzz! 2008 Zzzzzzz! Zzzzzzzzz!

Dude! Where's My Roadtrip? V by smamurai 8-25-04

2008. Alf-Alfa Denturai landing strip. WHAT A TRIP! What did we learn about each other? You are allergic to burgers. And 4 years in deep hyper-sleep really fucks with your hair. My name is Alec by the way. The End. Hi Alec, I am Bob. Hey Bob! Do you remember that time in McDonalds when you almost died choking on a burger? I nearly shat myself laughing.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Niagra Falls by crabby 8-25-04

So, this is Niagra Falls......Does it do anything? I don't think it does. I think it's just a giant waterfall. This is like the world's biggest wettest pussy! DUDE!!!!!!!!!

Mount Rushmore by crabby 8-26-04

So, this is Mount Rushmore......Does it do anything? I don't think it does. I think it's just giant rock heads. This would kick alot more ass if it showed their giant rock cocks! DUDE!!!!!!!!!

The Picture of Ignorance by Zaster 8-26-04

So how did your photography club's trip to the Rockies turn out? So lame! We were supposed to take pictures of scenery, but all of these mountains kept getting in the way. Have you ever heard of Ansel Adams? Yuk! Can't stand light beer.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

CC 255 : Annual Road Trip by niteowl 8-27-04

Ready to go, dude? Yep, the car's all loaded up. AWW YEAH...ROAD TRIP BABY! 27 minutes later... You're under arrest for doing 120mph in a school zone, punk. And your buddy had a bag of weed on him, so he's going downtown too. Shit! At least we were on the road for almost a half-hour before getting arrested. Yeah, last year we didn't even make it out of the driveway before getting cuffed. This is the best road trip yet!

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Between Biped's fucking fantastic series, and Crabby's magbast "Dude" comics, im ruling myself out of this without even making a comic.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Oh, so you're saying that my comic is unintimidating? There must be some way to construe that as a compliment...

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Anyone with such excellent taste should be able to come up with a fabulous comic.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Sigh. I thought this would draw more interest. Are CCs becoming passe? Anyway, rules is rules, and so I have to hand out an award. This one goes to one single line:

"WE'RE THE LEWIS AND CLARK OF ASSHOLES!"

Says it all, don't it?

Congrats, biped.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Yay! I'll have to try and use that line in all of my comics from now on.

Thanks, kaufman! I will post a new CC as soon as I can think of one.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Road trip by pita 9-05-04

When Brad was just a wee lad, he formulated an idea... one that would inspire great comic writers from all walks of life! He decided to travel across a vast superhighway, aka The Worldwide Web... He founded a place called Lowpass, and developed the terrain into Stripcreator.com. Soon all the surrounding domains were named after his loyal minions... Woodenbadger.com, Kaufmans.com, wirthling.com, bunnerabb.tripod.com, pita.net, pantless.com, and many, many others....

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)