Gentlemen and dougan, welcome to the third round

Here are the basic rules again:[list]
[*]I am the law, I can vote, I can delete posts and I can pretty much just make up the rules as I go along. If I decide to bring back an ejected player then so be it.
[*]You will have 48 hours to submit a comic when I decide your match has started, if you will be away and your match is coming up, tell me and I'll postpone it, or if you're struggling for a couple of hours a PM would be nice, just to know you're still alive. (I however am allowed to go away for months at a time without telling anyone)
[*]VOTE! All previous Comic Cup XII contestants are elligible to vote. If you're away, fair enough, but don't waste your vote (or do that gay abstaining thing, conscientious objectors will be shot) even if someone is winning by 18 votes to 0.[/list]

Okay, so, here is the card for the third round (although not necessarily in the correct order):
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[list][*]The reigning tag-team champs now come to blows in the ultimate grudge match[*]Both contestants must tell the story of how they both fell out in the form of a comic strip.[/list]

[u]Champions League Final[/u]
andydougan Vs BigEvilDan

[list][*]Standard cup match.[*]Winner gets to advance and also gains bragging rights of being the champion of champions[/list]

[u]No Holds Barred Match[/u]
mmyers Vs Spankling

[list][*]Standard cup match, one winner.
[*]Possibly the hardest match in the entire cup, there are NO RULES, contestants have to just make a comic with no boundaries, and make it funny.[/list]

[u]Special Guest Referee Match[/u]
Kaufman Vs graykane

[list][*]I hand over to another SC user for one match[*]No idea who advances, there will only be one winner though, that's all I know.[/list]

Card subject to change.

So there you go, first match will be announced soon.

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Dad was flammable

This thing still going?

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Batman created by Bob Kane

It sounds like fun.

Okay, first match with a slight tweak of the originally advertised rules.

[u]It's Not Me, It's You Match[/u]
Umfumdisi Vs Rabid Weasle

[list][*]The reigning tag-team champs now come to blows in the ultimate grudge match[*]Both contestants must tell the story of how they both fell out in the form of TWO comic strips (6 panels).[/list]

I'll allow extra time for everyone to remember this comic cup is still running.

GO GO GO!!

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Dad was flammable

It saddens me that I didn't get involved in the wrestling related comic cup. :(

Hey I can still vote! That's cool. I like to keep my hand in. Ask Boorite if you don't believe me. In fact, just smell my hand.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

It saddens me that I was screwed out of it in the first round and now it's running so long that I won't get to participate in another for three more years.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Comic Cup XII: Behind The Strippers Part I by Rabid_Weasle 8-26-04

Welcome back to Behind The Strippers. This week we're taking a look at the now infamous "Rabid-Disi" or "Umfum-weasle" duo. When we last left, they had just finished their fourth movie, had their own line of clothes and a cartoon by Nickelodeon and things didn't seem like they could get any better for the pair of jokers. "Little did they know they were going to get worse..." Yeah it was about this time that umfum's drinking problem started up. At first it wasn't so bad, but after a while it really got in the way of things. Reenactment. Wait... so if you have seven rums and I have three vodkas. And you mixed two rums with coke and one with 7-up... and I drank one vodka... and you gave me two rums, one with coke...

Comic Cup XII: Behind The Strippers Part II by Rabid_Weasle 8-26-04

Oh, I bet you he blamed it all on my drinking "problem", right? Well take it from me, I really know what the final nail in the coffin was! Reenactment. For Christ's sake, if he says wangs one more bloody time, I swear to god! *ahem*

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Poop.

I'm here. I'll post something soon. mmyers just told me that the cup was operational again and that I was up.

I was temporarily confused about the "how you fell out" part of the rules. At first, I thought we had to tell how we "fell out" of the womb!

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Cup XII, Round III: The Rise And Fall Of Reginald Umfum (R) by umfumdisi 8-27-04

Back when, after Round 1... Sweet! I can't believe we survived the Tag Team Handicapped Septuple Showdown. Good thing you whacked jes_lawson in the funny bone with that chair. Of course, you arranging for feetforears to rapp Miss Elizabeth on top of the cage was the coup de grace. Yeah, good times. Then, after Round 2... Man, how did a Double-Tagteam Grudgematch turn into a Six-Way Piggybacking Slamfest involving Spankling? You'd be surprised how many Six-Way anythings involve Spankling. And I still can't get his cockring out of my collar.

Cup XII, Round III: The Rise And Fall Of Reginald Umfum (F) by umfumdisi 8-27-04

Then one day, many years later, I think the hoverdisc landed back here in the bushes. I'll find it. Just act like a twig, umfum, and he won't even see you. even while Comic Cup XII Holy Shit, that twig looks just like Umfumdisi! Damn Hermit Buddhist's useless advice. continued... You were, like, part of the best tagteam evar!!!! Well, you were until Rabid turned your Gatorade into a Red Roofie Colada and unleashed Pocket Tobor on your ass. My anus is STILL bleeding.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Tough choice, but... Weezy.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Weesl

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AFROMANS MOVE

we seal a bird

Oy... the choices are tough here.

I guess I gotta go with the most Rabid one. He's the one that can best Weasle his way out of anything.

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This is not my empire.

I hate to conform to your empty suburban lifestyle, but Weasle.

I laughed at both but I'm going with the Fum.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Rabid

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i want to piss on you

Silly Rabid, Kix are for trids.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

um fum disi*

*Native American for 'I'm goin to Disneyland.'

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Um... I fumbled the disc simultaneously.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Um I voted for Fum so many times I got disi.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

goin' with the fum

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Gotta go with umfum and his pocket Tobor.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Personally, I thought Rabid's comic had more thought. Though I love the disi, Rabid gets my vote.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Rabid managed to Weasle a vote out of me.

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I think, therefore I make comments on a forum.