Well, I didn't really win the last FTC, but I seem to have been appointed to carry on. So, without any further ado, here's the template.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 47: Template']

I know this isn't a very good template, but that should make it even more challenging. Please leave the first two panels exactly as they are, but do anything you want with the third one, including photoshop. Extra points if your entry is funny. Minus several points if your entry mentions the name "Fabio", or if you just got an erection when I mentioned the name "Fabio." In case you don't know who Fabio is, here are two photographs of him:

To whoever hosts after me:
POST THESE LINKS
AND POST THAT THE NEXT HOST SHOULD POST THESE LINKS.
... and the host after that.
HOSTS! Read this first.
Awards List (Paste at judging)

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 47: First Things First']

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 47: In Remembrance of Bob']

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 47: (Un-)Amazing (Social-)Graces']

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC: I Defy Your No Fabio Rule!']

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Poop.

Making comics stone cold sober yields strips like these.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC47: Requiem for a Wreck 1']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC47: Requiem for a Wreck 2']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 47: Requiem for a Wreck 3']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 47: Requiem for a Wreck 4']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 47: Requiem for a Wreck 5']

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If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.

Making comics after shiftwork yields comics like this:

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 47: Requiem for a Wreck 6']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 47: Requiem for a Wreck 7']

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If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 47: Little Girlie Men']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC #47: Would You Like To Try A Combo Corpse?']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC #47: Out of Ideas']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC #47: Phat Procession']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC #47: Bastard']

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 47: Aye Aye, Captain!']
Bob's eulogy goes to the tune of the Spongebob theme song, but you knew that

[ Posted comic does not exist ]

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

I judging this contest in one or two day. If you have comic for put, you put now. If too late, you no can win contest.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

You said one or two days about one or two days ago.

Yes, that was a private message, and yes, I did really say many weeks old, because now it really has been two weeks. You are like Kajun or Mikey on shpeed.

In other news, MMMMMM!!! MY DING DING DONG!!! *ftch* *ftch*

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 47: Endless Slumber']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

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Yes, that was a private message, and yes, I did really say many weeks old, because now it really has been two weeks. You are like Kajun or Mikey on shpeed.

In other news, MMMMMM!!! MY DING DING DONG!!! *ftch* *ftch*

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[Click to view comic: 'FTC 47: You suck 1 dick and you're branded a homo for life.']

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Yes, that was a private message, and yes, I did really say many weeks old, because now it really has been two weeks. You are like Kajun or Mikey on shpeed.

In other news, MMMMMM!!! MY DING DING DONG!!! *ftch* *ftch*

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You would not dare to speak to me in this manner if I were General Zod.

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That's Mister Pantywhacker to you.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

AND NOW, here's the post where I announce the winners and use a lot of BOLD FACE and italics and stuff.

The Truth Award This would really happen

Goes to: fpd

For the Comic: "In Remembrance Of Bob"

This sounds closest to the sort of bullshit someone would think of in real life.

Most Political

Goes to: quodlibet

For the Comic: "Requiem For A Wreck 5"

Funniest Comic to Democrats

Goes to: quodlibet

For the Comic: "Requiem For A Wreck 3"

Funniest Comic to Nerds

Goes to: BigFrank105

For the Comic: "Aye Aye, Captain!"

Most Sexual

Goes to: suicide_king

For the Comic: "You suck 1 dick and you're branded a homo for life."

Most Ironic

Goes to:seattlesque

For the Comic: "(Un-)Amazing (Social-)Graces"

Funniest Politically Incorrect

Goes to: quodlibet

For the Comic: "Requiem For A Wreck 4"

Most Obscure

Goes to: possums

For the Comic: "Would You Like To Try A Combo Corpse?"

Best Title

Goes to: suicide_king

For the Comic: "You suck 1 dick and you're branded a homo for life."

Best Use of Lack of Rules

Goes to: (tie) Rabid Weasel for "I Defy Your No Fabio Rule!" and possums for "Did The Quadratic Formula Explode?!"

This one was just too close to call. You had Rabid Weasel's wonderful reference to Fabio's bird encounter on one hand, and on the other hand you had possums' incredible surprise appearance by Fabio himself.

The AUUHHH award Of best use of being corny

Goes to: kaufman

For the Comic: "Endless Slumber"

The song "Bob-Bob-Bob-Bob-Bob Is Dead" was very corny.

The Best at being a Bad Speller's Award WFT!?!11

Goes to: nobody

The spelling was very good this time around. I'm proud of everyone.

Best use of Cliches award

Goes to: fpd

For the Comic: "In Remembrance Of Bob"

More is good! For funny long panels

Goes to: suicide_king

For the Comic: "You suck 1 dick and you're branded a homo for life."

Bronze Award of Neatoness

Goes to: Injokester

For the Comic:

[ Posted comic does not exist ]

Silver Award of Excellence

Goes to: quodlibet

For the Comic:

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 47: Requiem for a Wreck 7']

A good fart joke.

Bonus Award

Goes to: (tie) possums and quodlibet for their enthusiasm and prolific-ness.

Creativity Award

Goes to: possums

For the Comic:

I love the way Fabio's sudden appearance affects the character on the left in the second panel, and Fabio's stone-faced recitation of the line "MMM. You touch my tra la la."

Zinger Award (And the next host of FTC)

Goes to: Zaster

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC 47: Eulogy/Victory Speech']

Congratulations, Zaster! Way to go, everybody! All of the entries were outstanding.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.