It's the greatest British mystery since "Why did #6 retire?"

[b]Why did long time regular KajunFirefly / Choobychooby suddenly decide to walk away from Stripcreator?

Where is he now?

What is he doing? [/b]

Make a comic or series answering any or all of those questions. If you get my reference to #6 above and somehow incorporate it into your entry, you'll earn a special place in my heart and perhaps special consideration.

Judging will be Friday evening.

CC 267: The Real Reason... by little_kitty 11-28-04

Free pr0n!

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

A little obvious, but still funny. Maybe. I hope.

CC267: CSI - Kajun by UnknownEric 11-29-04

Kajun: Hey sexygrrl! What's new? sexygrrl: Remember that time we cyber'd? Guess what? I'm pregnant. Yoink! sexygrrl: So what are we going to do about it? Your account has been deleted.

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I has a flavor!

Where's Kajun, pt 1 by graykane 11-29-04

Whoa! Have I been asleep? Where am I? You're in "The Village." It's like purgatory for retirement: it's where everyone goes before retiring. Some people never leave. Some people die here. Excellent. Don't you want to know why this is happening to you? You were an agent. Everybody was an agent. Everybody had a mission in life. You, #347, have abandoned yours, so you ended up here for questioning. Where are you going? You cannot escape. Excellent.

Where's Kajun? pt 2 by graykane 11-29-04

Dude, I was so tired I was re-tired. Excellent. Whoa! What the fuck is that?! Groovy. We are the Rovers. You cannot escape, #347. You are detained for questioning. This is so cool.

Where's Kajun? pt 3 by graykane 11-29-04

He's so chipper. I mean most people become scared, distrusting, or even paranoid and try to escape. This guy is quite content. It kind of creeps me out, if you know what I mean. Do you think that maybe agent #347 didn't abandon his mission? Do you think he faked aborting his mission in order to complete it here with us? Does his mission have to do with us? You sound scared, distrusting, or even a little paranoid. I have to try to escape. Lower your voice. He might hear us through this curtain. I say we kill him.

Where's Kajun? pt 4 by graykane 11-29-04

#347, we'd like for you to make yourself comfortable in our village. Feel free to cohort with the locals. Cool. Even galavant with the women. Excellent. Aha, we're getting somewhere. Perhaps you'd like to take up a hobby or an occupation. Lame.

Where's Kajun? pt 5 by graykane 11-29-04

Yeah, so anyway, #262 and I went out for coffee the other night, and he said to me, "I gave up on my dream of being the online comic cup moderator because, well, the comics this year weren't so good." I love comic cup moderators, but I've never understood the behind-the-scenes of it all. I'm sure it's not easy. You don't happen to know anything about it, do you? I think moderators are sexy. I couldn't get anything out of him. I could, just not information. I need to take a shower.

Kajun, why did you retire?!!!

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i want to piss on you

CC267: It's fark.com's reason for everything... by kattheworld 11-29-04

HALO 2 My God, the Messiah has returned!...In videogame form, that is.

well... you see, the Halo 2 one would make sense... but not here. replace that with soccer world cup 2004 or sommat.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Sorry. I always forget I'm among so many Brits. (American arrogance as usual.) Typical that my first foray into the forums makes me look like a blundering idjit.

I love your HMV stories, by the way.

Kajun's adventure 1 by boinky33 11-30-04

Welcome to www.BigGorillaCock.net What in the name of love???? !!!!!! My name is Fred Savage and I'm here to rape you.

Kajun's adventure 2 by boinky33 11-30-04

I demand you tell me what is going on! Millions of weeks from now, Fred Savage will be the king of the world. I am one of his clone warriors sent to the past to keep the future balanced. It has been rumored that the real Fred Savage raped you on this day, and for some reason that was a major factor in his future. But something went wrong. Fred Savage was suddenly not the king and was replaced by the evil Abe Vigoda. We believe that complications caused you not to be raped, so I was sent here to complete the mission.

Kajun's adventure 3 by boinky33 11-30-04

What? This is crazy! I'm calling the proper authorities on you! I can't let you do that, Kajun. I must first take to to a place where you will be raped then murdered so you cannot tell anyone afterwards, for it could complicate the future even more. Yeah right! Like you can stop me! Hey, your shoes are untied! *looks down at feet* *hits Kajun over the head with a bag full of door knobs*

Kajun's adventure 4 by boinky33 11-30-04

Now that he is out of my way, I will make sure his friends and family won't be suspicious...... Hello, honey. What did you say? Nothing, mom. I'm just calling to let you know that I'm going on a long journey to Bosnia to save starving yaks. That's so brave of you, honey. But what's wrong with your voice? You sound different. No I don't. Oh. Okay, honey. Goodbye.

Kajun's adventure 5 by boinky33 11-30-04

Now for stripcreator. This isn't a "leaving forever" thread, but a leaving for now message. I am going to disconnect from this wonderful invention they call internet to become one with myself. See you cunts around, I guess. omg dont leave kajun!!!!11 i <3 u!!!!!!!!!1

Kajun's adventure 6 by boinky33 11-30-04

Later.... Where am I? That's none of your business. I must finish my mission before I self destruct. But I am going to destruct something in you.... Gross.

Kajun's adventure 7 by boinky33 11-30-04

There, part one of my mission is completed. And it wasn't too bad. Eh. I had better. That insult will make part two even easier. Come on. Is this even necessary? Not really. I added it on myself. Now stand still while I end your life! AAIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

Kajun's adventure 8 by boinky33 11-30-04

You shoes are untied. Oh, please. I already used that trick in part 3. How about this?....*splashes burning hot coffee in face* *screams like a woman* Meep Meep! EGAD!

Kajun's adventure 9 by boinky33 11-30-04

So then I escaped, but was still in fear for that clone was still after me. But just my luck! He blew up! Now I can get back to my life. Welcome to www.BigGorillaCock.net

Kajun In the Alternate Universe, Pt.1 by possums 11-30-04

Oi... these new buggers on Stripcreator are 100% arse. OMG n00b! D0n@t0ring i$ 4 F@G$! I'll just be using me moderator powers to- what in the name of Fifa?! Ahhhhh!

Kajun in the Alternate Universe, Pt.2 by possums 11-30-04

Good christ! Where the fuck am I?! STFU, u r clearly a n00b Are you actually SPEAKING in AOLspeak? its r nashenal language AHHHHH!!! and abe vigoda is president

Kajun in the Alternate Universe, Pt.3 by possums 11-30-04

Kaufman! Thank god I've found you! Where are we? Good to see you, Kajun. I think we've been sucked into some kind of warp, and now we're in an the future.... Well, at least we'll be together in this insanity. You're right... It really wasn't very COMPLEET without you!

Kajun in the Alternate Universe, Pt.4 by possums 11-30-04

I've got to get out of here! Everyone's gone off the deep end! You there! How long has everything been like this?! o wel, i supose it was since those stripcreator n00bs took over... ...they took over b-cuz a guy named kajen_fierfly provoked them. I can't understand a fucking word Glaswegians say! What the hell does "Et onna de bus" mean anyway?! Shitrag. So this is all that ballsack Kajun's fault? in a nutshell

Kajun in the Alternate Universe, Pt.5 by possums 11-30-04

I've gotta get back to my own time before I let any of this happen! assemilate, n00b! No! You fucking cuntbags cant make me! we hav our ways of makin u talk, mr.fierfly! seeze him! This can't end well. HUP, 2, 3, 4...

Kajun in the Alternate Universe, Pt.6 by possums 11-30-04

*trample* *trample* AHHHH! *trample* *trample* *trample*

Kajun in the Alternate Universe, Pt.7 by possums 11-30-04

Oh Jesus! It was only a dream! Thank god! I think it's pretty obvious that I've got some important work to do! This isn't a "leaving forever" thread, but a leaving for now message. I am going to disconnect from this wonderful invention they call internet.

Please ignore the titles. Kajun is really in the future, not in the alternate universe. I was just too lazy to go back and change them.

CC 267: On a lighter note by Zegota 12-01-04

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

CC 267: Where is Kajun? by boinky33 12-01-04

"I'm stuck in the middle with you...."

CC 267: Where is Kajun? by boinky33 12-01-04

He died, fighting for our country.

CC 267: Where indeed is Kajun? by kaufman 12-01-04

You know what would be great? If two people bored with their lives could just switch places with each other. That would be neat. I need to settle down from my existence. What do you do? Nothin' too much. Just getting drunk day and night and running comic contests. And you? Hanging out where the people are. In parks, at concerts, big cities ... Let's you and me do the swap. My name's Kajun. I'm Waldo.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

CC 267: Parts Unknown by mmyers 12-01-04

Hey Kajun, you ready to go? The car is running and the other guys are waiting for us. Sure thing, Bigfoot, just had to finish my goodbye email and all that shit. Later... And so I say, I say, "Because seven eight nine!" Get it? 7 ATE 9! Hahaha, rippingly good, I say! Nice one, Loch Ness monster! Hey, waitasec, am I drunk or is the background all blurry? Oh yeah, it happens when anyone tries to snap our picture. Come on, we better get a move on. Hey gang, we should check the papers tomorrow and see if there's been any Kajun sightings.