I always tell a story before I tell the contest so here goes:

I love PSAs. For those not in the know, Public Service announcements are those little bits that they put on TV of celebrities or cartoon characters telling you right from wrong. My favorites are the Louie the lightning bug "You gotta stay away from powerlines" and the GI Joe "Knowing is half the battle" ones.
My least favorites are NBC "The more you know" ones.

Anyway, Stripcreator has been put in charge of giving out facts to the stupid people who really need to be told not to touch powerlines when they're down (ie kids) or not to hate other people. You can use sc characters or make up new ones, but we've got to get the messages out there, Be Safe.

Series are fine, but remember that people have short attention spans when they're being told to wait 30 minutes to go swimming after they've eaten and what to do for a bloody nose.

Judging will be next Monday. Now let's go out there and make a difference.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

CC 268: PSA by boinky33 12-06-04

This is Don Rickles saying: Don't shove live marmots up your ass.

CC 268: PSA's We Can't Possibly Believe by BigFrank105 12-06-04

Hey young athletes! I'm Barry Bonds and I'm telling YOU to stay away from steroids! Hi girls! I'm Paris Hilton and I wanna tell you all that chastity is a wonderful thing! Uh, I'm President George Bush and I approve this message of a Drug Free America.

CC268: An exciting PSA featuring Non-Sequitur Donkey! by UnknownEric 12-06-04

Hi kids, it's your good friend Non-Sequitur Donkey with an important message! Folk music! THE LESS YOU KNOW... Don't forget the toothpaste!

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I has a flavor!

CC 268: We interupt this program to bring you... by fzh 12-06-04

I'm just a happy squirrel enjoying my life. Why hello there mister pleased to meet you. PUNT! OH NOOOOOOO! Remember kids, squirrel football is WRONG!

CC268: Do or Die by quodlibet 12-06-04

Five hundred billion dollars and three billion years of research can't possibly be wrong. Study after study after study have confirmed the following fact: It's good to breathe air. This special public service announcement was brought to you by the Coalition of Oxygen Breathers, the National Science Administration, and Viewers Like You.

CC268: Bowl-derized Public Service Announcements by quodlibet 12-06-04

Fact: Each year twelve thousand people are injured while on the toilet. Fact: There is enough water in a toilet bowl to drown a 26-week premature baby. Oh no! What can we do to avert almost certain disaster? Yes. Toilets are dangerous and should not be used without extreme caution. The solution: Honey? I've soiled myself again. Come and change me, lovey-dovey. This public service announcement was sponsored by the Alliance for Intermittent Self-Catherization, Depends, the Clapper, the Bill and Melissa Gates Foundation for Idiots, and Viewers Like You.

CC268: The most contagious sexually transmitted infection by quodlibet 12-06-04

The world's most rampant STD has ravaged the planet with strife, environmental degradation, and widespread poverty. It is also known to cause erectile dysfunction and increased stress levels. Oh, yeah, baby. Just like that. Ooooooh! *giggle* LIFE. The worst scourge known on Planet Earth and beyond. A public service announcement brought to you by the Coalition for the Sterilization of Human Rabbits, Vasectomy Specialists, the Ultra-Liberal Establishment, and Viewers Like You.

CC268: WARNING: MISLEADING PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENTS by quodlibet 12-06-04

It has come to this broadcaster's attention that numerous false public service announcements have been aired. These false announcements claim to be sponsored by legitimate corporations and by faithful Viewers Like You. However, they are not to be trusted. This has been a public service announcement sponsored by FOX, CNN, ABC, TNN, CBS, the Playboy Channel, PBS, Other Letters of the Alphabet, and Viewers Like You.

And, if you're looking for another great comic competition, check out WW32 under More Comic Competitions. I'm sure someone could give fpd a run for his money.

- Q

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If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.

CC 228: Not With Grandma... Unless by Rabid_Weasle 12-06-04

Remember kids, don't have sex with your grandma. Unless you're Dan, because you seriously need to get on that shit! Agreed.

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Poop.

CC 268: To My Left by Rabid_Weasle 12-06-04

Remember kids, always wear a condom! Agreed. That bitch to my right is a good reason.

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Poop.

some things just need to be said

CC 268: 2nd Base is half the battle by TheBigJE 12-06-04

Hello viewers, im here representing the catholic priests, we know its fun to make jokes about us molesting little boys and whatnot, but we're getting sick of it did you ever stop to consider that MAYBE some of the boys were willing, and that MAYBE some of us priests weren't aware that it was a crime to make love to sexy willing young lads? its practically a crime for us NOT to! look at the little boys these days, who wouldn't want to violate Elian Gonzales?

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We built this siggy.... on rock and rooooooll

CC 268: Unfinished Symphony by BigEvilDan 12-06-04

Attention Defecit Disorder is a growing problem in America...

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Don't Do Drugs, You Might Be President Someday by possums 12-06-04

I'm George W. Bush, and I approve this announcement. Well, Monsieur Bush, just sign zees treaty heere, and we will have acheived world peace. That's not the America I know and love. ......Qua? Wrong war, wrong time! Ukranian missle silo! Muscovy! Allow me to tickle your octopus! Acid Flashbacks: Yes, even when you're 60. Ticky, ticky, ticky...

Night of the Living Fatass by possums 12-06-04

Hi, I'm Simon Pegg. I played Shaun in Shaun of the Dead. It's so unfortunate that inflation has gone up so high everyhwere... SPEND LESS AND YOU WILL BE THIN!!! I mean, look at this poor bastard! Sup, niggas?

Kinda have to see the movie to get it, but hey.

:| by possums 12-06-04

Oh-eee-ooooammm.... Baklava tooscooooo... Fittish fittish norg hablah.... Ting togrash haklafaaaa.... Cults are fucking weird, kid. Peeny peeny John Travolta.... Leeby leeby so revolta...

:| by possums 12-06-04

Kilts are fucking weird, kid. Hey!

:| by possums 12-06-04

RAAR! Don't make me Damascuss you out! lovvin eyes... can nevar see....... GREEE HEE HEE!!! LIKE YOU A TOAST?!?! Cult websites are pretty fucked up, too. Sucky sucky. Fie dolla.

Public Service Announcement: Just Say "Aauuugh, My EYES!!!" by Twi_prime 12-06-04

Srrrble, yrrbyave tubreeeevnow.... Y'know, we all like to get loose and have fun. Gnee floze am thrive dom lighhay. However, it's important to know your limitations! Are you all right, sir? I said, you'll have to leave. We close at five on Fridays. Sir...? That's why you should never, ever eat acid at the Jacksonville Museum of Science and History!

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"Mediocre people do exceptional things all the time." --OK Go

CC 268: Wisdom by not_Scyess 12-06-04

Kids, always remember the advice my father gave me on his deathbed... Whatever you do, son, never, ever procrastinate. I only wish he'd told me sooner.

CC268: Sponsors by not_Scyess 12-06-04

The following public service announcement is brought to you by the Rotary Club. Hi, parents. It's already December. Do you have enough nuts stored up for the winter? My mistake. Apparently, we are now being sponsored by the Rodentia Club.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

CC 268: A Message From The American Council On Anal Health by biped 12-06-04

Guess what, Captain Chip? I just rammed a baseball bat up my butt! Why, BOBBY! That's not what your butt is for! It's not? Uh...what's it for, then? Bobby, your anus is for pooping only! It wasn't meant to have things rammed into it! Wow! Wait'll I tell my dumb old Dad! He's been using it to polish his wiener! Ha, ha! Well Bobby, sometimes learning is for grown-ups, too!

CC 268: The Children Need Heroes by biped 12-06-04

Playing near demolition sites sure is fun -- HEY! A blasting cap! I think I'll pick it up! HONK-HONK!!! DOG-ON-BALL SAY "NO WAY" TO BLASTING CAPS, BOBBY!!! GRRRR!!! DOG-ON-BALL? I thought you were DEAD! NO, ME ALIVE!!! BUT YOU BE DEAD IF YOU PICK UP BLASTING CAP, STUPID!!! MEOW!!! SHUT UP!!! But gee, Dog-On-Ball... (*sniff*)...I kinda WANT to be dead. HEE-HAW!!! ME GET CHAINSAW AND KILL YOU WITH IT THEN, BUTTFACE!!! BLAH-BLAH-BLAH!!!

CC 268: Kids Can Learn A Lot From Robots by biped 12-06-04

Robot Joe's the name! If you ask me again, I will tell ya the same! Tra-la-la, la--! Robot Joe, I need an adult to show me what happens if you drink nitroglycerin, so I'll be safe and know not to do it. Nitro...glycerin? But...that would destroy my inner mechanisms... Oh.*SNIFF!* I guess you don't care if I die horribly or not.*CHOKE!* All right, I-I will drink th-the -- YAAAAAAAA!!! Cool! I'm sure glad I didn't drink it. Thanks, Robot Joe!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I don't think I can compete with A Message From The American Council On Anal Health, but...

CC268: Public Service My Ass by Scyess 12-06-04

Because Channel 3 cares, we have given up advertisement revenue to air the following public service announcment. Stayinschoo- This community message was selflessly brought to you by American Mortgage, Big Lou's Dodge and Nissan, Mont Blanc, Kraft Cheezlets®, Goodyear Tires, and the Dow Chemical Corporation.

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"Old" is the old new.

CC 268: The King of Pollenesia by kaufman 12-07-04

Hello, I'm Yul Brynner. I used to be a heavy smoker. And now I'm dead. That's why I come to you with an important message. A-CHOOOOOO! People, please don't leave flowers on graves. A lot of us corpses are allergic to them.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

CC268: A Message from Kids Keep Kids Safe (KKK Safe!) by graykane 12-07-04

No White Kids Were Molested During the Making of This PSA So remember, kids. Not all puppets are the same. Learn from Darkie Lolita's mistake, and avoid any puppet extending from a raincoat, even if it's presented to you by a member of your family. Thanks, Grand Wizard!

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i want to piss on you

CC268 : The Olson Twins by PhreakyChinchilla 12-07-04

Eating disorders are like a big deal.. Yeah, kids, so like remember to eat and stuff!

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

biped's got this one in the bag

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We built this siggy.... on rock and rooooooll

CC 268 PSA by CHUBBY 12-07-04

I'm Robert Ludlum. I'm Lawrence Sanders. We're dead. And yet we write more than many do alive. If you have writer's block, come join us! BRAINS!