Hey everybody -- it's a holly jolly FTC:48, and here is your merry yule-tide template:

[Click to view comic: 'FTC: 48 (Template)']

You may change the third panel completely. Different characters, background, even different dialogue (I'm a total nut that way). Hey, photo-chop some shit if you want. Anything goes -- Woo-Hoo! But only the funniest entry will win.

Some stuff I'm supposed to post.
More stuff I'm supposed to post.

But why are you reading that stuff when you could be posting entries? Get busy now, or Santa will kill you in your sleep. Or maybe even put coal in your stocking!

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 48: Oedipus']

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 48: Santa Yo Daddy!']

[Click to view comic: 'FTC#48 meets BTC#1']

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 48: It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Man-rape!']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 48: Papa's Wisdom']

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Poop.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 48: Saint Dick']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 48: Oh Holy Night']
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I hate exams. I really really hate exams. The only thing I hate more than pre-Christmas holidays is writing up papers over the holidays.

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If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 48- George Clinton and the D-func Allstars']

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xx( o Y o. )xx

A strip that doesn't reference pedophilia. Man, I'm lame.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 48: Ho ho how horrible.']

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Use your weapons, they are designed to inflict damage!

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

In 24 to 36 hours from now shall thy entries be judged, for lo' the time of judgement is nigh, and there shall be much judging and smiting forth-with.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

[Click to view comic: 'ftc48']

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Ho Ho Ho! It's Zaster Clause with a sackful of worthless trifles for you little carpet monkeys to squabble over and break. Er, I mean a sleigh full of Yuletide cheer! So let's get started:

Funniest Politically Incorrect

Goes to: biped

For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 48: Saint Dick']

Most Sexual

Goes to: quodlibet!

For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 48:']

Most Ironic

Goes to: dcomposed!

For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: 'ftc48']

The Truth Award This would really happen

Goes to: Injokester!

For the Comic:
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Best Title

Goes to: xxausrottenxx

For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 48- George Clinton and the D-func Allstars']

Best Use of Lack of Rules

Goes to: Noone, sheep.

Zinger Award (And the next host of FTC) and Funniest Comic to Nerds

Goes to: SpideyChris!

For the comic:
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 48: Ho ho how horrible.']

SpideyChris cheated by invoking the reality warping powers of the great and terrible Cthulhu. His soul is forever damned, but hey, he won the FTC, so how do you like him now, bitch? That's what I thought.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.