Hey everybody -- it's a holly jolly FTC:48, and here is your merry yule-tide template:

FTC: 48 (Template) by Zaster 12-13-04

How do the Christmas decorations look? I'm the wrong guy to ask, Maura! I hate Christmas. But how can you say that, Pete? It all started when I was a kid...

You may change the third panel completely. Different characters, background, even different dialogue (I'm a total nut that way). Hey, photo-chop some shit if you want. Anything goes -- Woo-Hoo! But only the funniest entry will win.

Some stuff I'm supposed to post.
More stuff I'm supposed to post.

But why are you reading that stuff when you could be posting entries? Get busy now, or Santa will kill you in your sleep. Or maybe even put coal in your stocking!

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

FTC 48: Oedipus by little_kitty 12-13-04

How do the Christmas decorations look? I'm the wrong guy to ask, Maura! I hate Christmas. But how can you say that, Pete? It all started when I was a kid... Sorry, son. Your mom wanted me to dress up like this so I could join the holiday orgy. But she said I could bring the package!

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

FTC 48: Santa Yo Daddy! by BigFrank105 12-13-04

How do the Christmas decorations look? I'm the wrong guy to ask Maura, I hate Christmas. But how can you say that Pete? It all started when I was a kid... 10 years earlier... Yay! Santa! What did you bring me? Bend over. I'm gonna stick my yule log up your holly jolly ass.

FTC#48 meets BTC#1 by fzh 12-13-04

How do the Christmas decorations look? I'm the wrong guy to ask, Maura! I hate Christmas. But how can you say that, Pete? It all started when I was a kid... My dog is dead?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FTC 48: It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Man-rape! by Rabid_Weasle 12-13-04

How do the Christmas decorations look? I'm the wrong guy to ask, Maura! I hate Christmas. But how can you say that, Pete? It all started when I was a kid... Yay! Now I'm going to bend down to pick this present up! Exposing my young, supple asshole!

FTC 48: Papa's Wisdom by Rabid_Weasle 12-13-04

How do the Christmas decorations look? I'm the wrong guy to ask, Maura! I hate Christmas. But how can you say that, Pete? It all started when I was a kid... Merry Christmas papa! Christmas is for fags.

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Poop.

FTC 48: Saint Dick by biped 12-13-04

How do the Christmas decorations look? I'm the wrong guy to ask, Maura! I hate Christmas. But how can you say that, Pete? It all started when I was a kid... You just fucked my mom, didn't you, you fat, slobbering bastard? That's right, bitch! And if you blab, I'll have your fucking legs broken!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

FTC 48: Oh Holy Night by quodlibet 12-14-04

How do the Christmas decorations look? I'm the wrong guy to ask, Maura! I hate Christmas. But how can you say that, Pete? It all started when I was a kid... After you help me hang the mistletoe, you may help me prepare the sacred communion. I've even got a special Host for you to partake of. Why, of course, Father!

FTC 48: by quodlibet 12-14-04

How do the Christmas decorations look? I'm the wrong guy to ask, Maura! I hate Christmas. But how can you say that, Pete? It all started when I was a kid... It's a deal. I'll get your kid his cheap bike, and you'll give me a ride that Rudolph couldn't possibly give. I hope my kid doesn't see this. It'll scar him for life!

I hate exams. I really really hate exams. The only thing I hate more than pre-Christmas holidays is writing up papers over the holidays.

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If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.

FTC 48- George Clinton and the D-func Allstars by xxausrottenxx 12-14-04

How do the Christmas decorations look? I'm the wrong guy to ask, Maura! I hate Christmas. But how can you say that, Pete? It all started when I was a kid... ..when my dad raped me every christmas. Shit Diane why do you keep bringing it up

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xx( o Y o. )xx

A strip that doesn't reference pedophilia. Man, I'm lame.

FTC 48: Ho ho how horrible. by SpideyChris 12-15-04

How do the Christmas decorations look? I'm the wrong guy to ask, Maura! I hate Christmas. But how can you say that, Pete? It all started when I was a kid... Cue amazing flashback! THE TRUE MEANING OF CHRISTMAS WILL BE DISCOVERED ONCE YOU REACH INTO MY GAPING MAW. Okay!

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Use your weapons, they are designed to inflict damage!

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

In 24 to 36 hours from now shall thy entries be judged, for lo' the time of judgement is nigh, and there shall be much judging and smiting forth-with.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

ftc48 by dcomposed 12-16-04

How do the Christmas decorations look? I'm the wrong guy to ask, Maura! I hate Christmas. But how can you say that, Pete? It all started when I was a kid... I'll give you five bucks if you hate Christmas.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Ho Ho Ho! It's Zaster Clause with a sackful of worthless trifles for you little carpet monkeys to squabble over and break. Er, I mean a sleigh full of Yuletide cheer! So let's get started:

Funniest Politically Incorrect

Goes to: biped

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FTC 48: Saint Dick by biped 12-13-04

How do the Christmas decorations look? I'm the wrong guy to ask, Maura! I hate Christmas. But how can you say that, Pete? It all started when I was a kid... You just fucked my mom, didn't you, you fat, slobbering bastard? That's right, bitch! And if you blab, I'll have your fucking legs broken!

Most Sexual

Goes to: quodlibet!

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FTC 48: by quodlibet 12-14-04

How do the Christmas decorations look? I'm the wrong guy to ask, Maura! I hate Christmas. But how can you say that, Pete? It all started when I was a kid... It's a deal. I'll get your kid his cheap bike, and you'll give me a ride that Rudolph couldn't possibly give. I hope my kid doesn't see this. It'll scar him for life!

Most Ironic

Goes to: dcomposed!

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ftc48 by dcomposed 12-16-04

How do the Christmas decorations look? I'm the wrong guy to ask, Maura! I hate Christmas. But how can you say that, Pete? It all started when I was a kid... I'll give you five bucks if you hate Christmas.

The Truth Award This would really happen

Goes to: Injokester!

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Best Title

Goes to: xxausrottenxx

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FTC 48- George Clinton and the D-func Allstars by xxausrottenxx 12-14-04

How do the Christmas decorations look? I'm the wrong guy to ask, Maura! I hate Christmas. But how can you say that, Pete? It all started when I was a kid... ..when my dad raped me every christmas. Shit Diane why do you keep bringing it up

Best Use of Lack of Rules

Goes to: Noone, sheep.

Zinger Award (And the next host of FTC) and Funniest Comic to Nerds

Goes to: SpideyChris!

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[Click to view comic: 'FTC 48: Ho ho how horrible.']

SpideyChris cheated by invoking the reality warping powers of the great and terrible Cthulhu. His soul is forever damned, but hey, he won the FTC, so how do you like him now, bitch? That's what I thought.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.