Welcome to CC 280! I just know you've been waiting with bated breath to begin the next contest, so without further ado, let the games commence!

As the title suggests, this contest is about the upcoming Star Wars Episode III. Submit your plot predictions in as many comics as you need.

There must be at least one big explosion in your story. This can be in the form of the explosion or bombs backgrounds, or with the zap, boom or fire prop characters.

Extra points for: funny characterizations, poking fun at George Lucas, just how excruciatingly painful Jar-Jar Binks' death can be, coming up with a way to characterize a big explosion other than what I delineated, and Ewok body count.

Judging will take place in about a week. Have fun, and may the farce be with you!

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

Spoiler alert:

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

CC 280: Revenge of the Suck

by umfumdisi, 4-22-05

BTW, I neither know nor care what the latest Star Wars films are about.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

My first comic contest! I feel so excited! Not being a donor blows, I totally missed a spelling error. Find it and win a prize! I don't know what it is yet, but I imagine it will involve candy apples and razor blades. Oh... and if I broke a rule or something, tell me, I am a total noob.

CC 280: A Dark Omen? Definitely. by breakdancingrobot 4-22-05

Hey, the new Star Wars trailer is going to be shown in 5 minutes on NBC. Meh. The last two were a total dissappointment. I don't even think I'll see this one. 5 minutes later... KABOOM! What the flying fuck was that?! The sound of 10 million nerds simultaneously busting a nut.

CC 280: The Inevitable Truth by breakdancingrobot 4-22-05

At the first showing of Star Wars Episode III... Hey, I thought you said you weren't going to go to see the new Star Wars Movie. It's not my fault; George Lucas has been using light grade hypnosis since 1971. That's ridiculous. Have you seen THX? Yeah, good movie. No, no, no. Have you REALLY seen THX?

CC 280: Who Needs a Plotline? by breakdancingrobot 4-22-05

A- Annakin... you're evil now?! Yeah. But, to be fair, I've always liked to think of myself as evil, but I've always been more of an annoying evil. Now I'm going for full-blown evil. As leader of the Jedi Council, I will defeat you with the good side of the force! Haha, foolish- wait a minute, isn't Yoda the head of the Jedi Council? Lucas spent most of the budget on animating that 50 minute scene of Jar Jar talking; he couldn't afford to animate Yoda. So he cast me after I won a contest. Let me guess... Something on the internet, right?

CC 280: Spoiler Alert? Probably. by breakdancingrobot 4-22-05

Luke... I am your father. Goo? Did I spring that one a bit to soon?

CC 280: Another Inevitable Truth by breakdancingrobot 4-22-05

Well, that was dissappointing, as expected. Yep, worst four and a half hours of my life. I don't think I can ever trust George Lucas again, not after he ruined such a great series. Me neither; Lucas has broken my heart for the last time. So... want to go watch the trailer for Indiana Jones 4 again? HELL YES!

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Get confident, stupid.

That one is going to be hard to beat.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

That comic was really the only one I wanted to make; I kind of made the rest just to fit the rules. The comic came about after I made that comment during a Star Wars preview at Sin City. There were some nerds behind me that were oohing and ahhing so I leaned over to my friend and said that.

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Get confident, stupid.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

CC 280: Star Wars Episode III Fan Fiction by niteowl 4-25-05

"...Queen Amidala, naked on the bed, quivering in delight while rubbing her pink light saber on her..." Oh my.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

"What should we do about the Jews, Ratzinger?"

"Destroy them... aaall of them."

[/nerd]

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Poop.

"The birth-control is with you, Luke... Use the birth-control..."

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

CC280: I get older, they stay the same age by evil_d 4-30-05

I can't believe George Lucas' cynical willingness to sell out his own creation. It's nothing anymore but a flimsy story to sell some toys. When I was a kid, Star Wars was the coolest thing in the world. Now it's just B-grade, formulaic sci-fi that only a child could enjoy. Wait... crap. It's okay, man. We've all been there.

The explosion takes place in his mind.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Our revels now are ended, and probably to no one's surprise, the winner is breakdancingrobot.

The Suggestive Explosion a la Love American Style Award goes to niteowl, the Jar-Jar Must Die Award goes to Inflatable_Man, and the Mental Epiphany Explosion Award goes to evil_d.

Congratulations! And thanks to all the submitters!

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

I won... I WON!!! This brings my family great honor!

I'll come up with something soon for the next competition.

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Get confident, stupid.