I'm not sure where I'm going with this yet I did a little series and I wanted to get some feedback, so here I am, posting and wondering what people will say about them.

Desert Island Commentary: Total coverage. Final Wisdom.

DIC: Britney Spears Pregnancy Test

If dying and going to hell means not hearing things like Golden Palace.com bought Brittney Spears' used home pregnancy test for $5001... well, count me in. Please.

by KungChiFu, 5-05-05

DIC: Easy Birthday to Remember, Antichrist

Children born today, 5/5/05, should have an easy birthday to remember. But, I wonder how many children born on 6/6/06 will be accused of being the antichrist?

by KungChiFu, 5-05-05

DIC: The Meaning of Suck

"Suck" had no meaning before Anne Coulter.

by KungChiFu, 5-05-05

DIC: Booty Bill Legislation

Texas votes to outlaw "suggestive cheerleeding" at high schools. Says it'll help prevent teen pregnancy and STDs. No, really. Sometimes this stuff just writes itself.

by KungChiFu, 5-05-05

Feedback welcome.

KCF

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Your mickey mouse kung fu is no match for my superior fighting style.

Wonderful.

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all the wrong things for all the right reasons

Great!

I was pondering the same 6/6/06 bit earlier.

If Kung Chi Fu had been active in the last year, he could have proven you can be both political and funny as opposed to some of the other voices we had around here.

Thank you for the feedback.

I have noticed I lost my fifth star sometime between posting the "DIC" cartoons, and now. This shows much promise for the series, I think.

And so:

DIC: Regarding the Bible, the Constitution, & American Idol

Attention U.S. citizens: The Bible is NOT the Constitution. Also, "American Idol" is NOT democracy. That is all.

by KungChiFu, 5-05-05

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Your mickey mouse kung fu is no match for my superior fighting style.

Hasn't it recently been discovered that the number of the beast is actually 616?

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

DIC: Nature vs. Nurture

The FDA says homosexual males should not be allowed to be anonymous sperm donors at sperm banks. Because you never know where those sperms have been.

by KungChiFu, 5-06-05

DIC: Set Me On Fire

Somebody... please... set me on fire so I never have to hear the words "Paris Hilton", "Paula Abdul" or "Runaway Bride" again.

by KungChiFu, 5-06-05

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Your mickey mouse kung fu is no match for my superior fighting style.

DIC: Baptists and Democrats don't mix in North Carolina

Jesus don't save Democrats... 9 kicked out of a North Carolina church for supporting John Kerry. I for one welcome our Red State Theocratic Overlords.

by KungChiFu, 5-06-05

For the rest of the story:
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And here's some video goodness:

Video link!

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Your mickey mouse kung fu is no match for my superior fighting style.

You must be alluding to CHUBBY.

DIC: How We Got Here (Science, Schmience...thanks Mike Keef)

"Scientist" Creed: Observe, Hypothesize, Predict, Test, Invite Peer Review. "Intelligent Design" Creed: Lookie here, smartass... how about I just SMITE thee?

by KungChiFu, 5-09-05

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Your mickey mouse kung fu is no match for my superior fighting style.

DIC: Neil Horsley - Fetus (and Animal) Lover

Neal Horsley, after admitting on Fox News that his first sex experience was with a mule, has asked the media to now refer to him as an "anti-abortion activitst and mule enthusiast".

by KungChiFu, 5-09-05

As usual, I am not making this stuff up.

Link

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Your mickey mouse kung fu is no match for my superior fighting style.

It would seem I have an enemy, dear sir. lol

You may have an enemy, but if the chosen weapon is funny, then you've definitely got him outgunned.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Yes, it must be humor at dawn! Ten paces, turn and make with the funnymentisms! En garde!!

Also, does anyone know why the palm tree on the desert island background is growing bowling balls?

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Your mickey mouse kung fu is no match for my superior fighting style.

I think we've all overlooked the fact that a guy named Neal Horsley had sex with a mule.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Booty Bill was my favorite.

Top notch as usual, Chi.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

DIC: Teh Pope

You can tell the Pope doesn't have a wife because she would NEVER let him out of the house dressed like THAT.

by KungChiFu, 5-11-05

DIC: Bringing Them Kids Up Right

New Republican children's books: "They're Wrong Because They're Different", "When Mom & Dad Don't Know the Answer They Say God Did It", and "Let's Throw Rocks at Liberals"

by KungChiFu, 5-11-05

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Your mickey mouse kung fu is no match for my superior fighting style.

DIC: "Run, this is no joke, leave the grounds" - SS

Stand tall, America! Unless a one-engine plane flies within 3 miles of the White House, in which case, run like cowardly, panicked, craven dogs so all the world can see.

by KungChiFu, 5-12-05

DIC: Confession is Good for the Soul... and maybe Oncology

The last time I went to confession was so bad, as my penance the priest told me to find a cure for cancer.

by KungChiFu, 5-12-05

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Your mickey mouse kung fu is no match for my superior fighting style.

Aw hell. There went my fifth star again.

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Your mickey mouse kung fu is no match for my superior fighting style.

I'd give you 27 1/2 stars if I could. Excellent stuff.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Thanks niteowl.

DIC: It's Just A Book

Attention Muslims: Stop rioting. It's just a book.

by KungChiFu, 5-16-05

DIC: Fair and Balanced

BRITNEY SPEARS STILL PREGNANT, NOW WEARING SWEATPANTS, SAYS SHE DOESN'T CARE WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE! Oh, and 700 people killed in some foreign country or something.

by KungChiFu, 5-16-05

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Your mickey mouse kung fu is no match for my superior fighting style.

DIC: Hopes and Dreams

When I was a kid, I wanted to grow up to be an activist judge.

by KungChiFu, 5-18-05

DIC: The Score

Oil for Food Scandal: Murky. George Galloway: Pissed. US Senate: PWNED.

by KungChiFu, 5-18-05

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Your mickey mouse kung fu is no match for my superior fighting style.

Your comics haven't improved since your apparent brain death.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Nor has your criticism. Thanks for reading!

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Your mickey mouse kung fu is no match for my superior fighting style.