All right, folks, it's time to draw this little contest to a close. There were a lot of great entries, and it was really tough to choose a winner, but the Grand Prize goes to biped as well as the Bridetard Award for "The Jennifer Wilbanks Story" and the If I'm Not A Muppet Then What's The Hand Of Frank Oz Doing Up My Ass Award for "Hispanic? Her Panic!"
Runners-up include kaufman, who gets the Wile E. Fudd Award and a year's supply of ACME bride seed for "The Roadrunaway"; umfumdisi, who receives the coveted White Meat Award for "Empty Nest Dating Service"; and lukket, who gets the Deaf Comedy Jam Award for "It's not Jennifer's fault that the groom is DEAF"
Thanks to all the contrubutors for making this a great contest!
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