Welcome to Random Madness 4! The object of this exercise is to poke fun at Jennifer Wilbanks, the infamous Runaway Bride.

Your comic(s), of course, must be made using the Random Layout button. Remember, Santa Claus knows if you've been bad or good! Judging will take place in about a week, or longer, if there aren't enough entries. Bwa ha ha ha haaahhh!

Extra points for the best use of the "It Stays in Vegas" ad campaign, best "Father of the Bride" reference, and best alien abduction (pun intended) story.

Have fun!

---
"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

Can I enter with a comic made before you posted this? It just so happens that I have a Jennifer Wilbanks random comic prepared.

---
all the wrong things for all the right reasons

Here you go.....

RM4: Shotgun Wedding by Tterb 5-05-05

Just try that shit again. I dare you.

---
horray for life. boo.

Media Blitz by niteowl 5-05-05

Albuquerque, N.M. Hey Enrique, c'mere! I found that white girl who got kidnapped! Yeah, the one from Atlanta. Yeah, that bug-eyed motherfucker with her eyelids superglued to her brow. Yes Enrique, I'm quite aware that the kidnappings of smarmy, thin, white debutantes are the only ones that get media coverage these days. Gurgle Gurgle.

---
Think classy, you'll be classy.

Runaway Prozac by kaufman 5-06-05

o/` My fiancee's a chicken! My fiancee's a chicken! o/` o/` My fiancee's a chicken! My fiancee's a chicken! o/` You're taking this a bit too well, aren't you, John? o/` My fiancee's a chicken! My fiancee's a chicken! o/`

Linus Van Pelt Marries Jennifer Wilbanks by kaufman 5-06-05

And then the groom waits in the sincerest pumpkin patch he can find, and the Great Bride comes, and they live happily ever after. AAAUUUGGGGHH!

---
ken.kaufman@gmail.com

RM4: Teh Bug-Eyed Celebrity Culture on the Skids by KungChiFu 5-06-05

The Runaway Bride is my idol. Why? She's so cool. Especially that look in her eyes, you know? We bug-eyed people gotta have role models too. What about us bug-eyed robots? You racist bastard!

---
Your mickey mouse kung fu is no match for my superior fighting style.

MY LITTLE RUN, RUN, RUNAWAY by possums 5-06-05

Running away from your wedding? Why? The guy's a penniless, ugly prick, so I changed my mind at the last minute. You're a fucking idiot! You should have gone through with the marriage so you could divorce him and take his house! Trailer, sweety, trailer.

You've probably heard this one, possums, but your sig always makes me think of it:

"Working for Ed Muskie was something like being locked in a rolling boxcar with a vicious 200 pound water rat." - Hunter S. Thompson

Also, teh cartoon was pretty good above.

---
Your mickey mouse kung fu is no match for my superior fighting style.

Go for it! It's not against the rules, and hey, the more, the merrier.

---
"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

The Roadrunaway by kaufman 5-06-05

Somewhere in New Mexico ... *beep-beep* She outran my bullet. I'd better call in a new order from ACME *beep-beep* Huh? She ate the ACME bride seed laced with iron pellets and then flat out outran my ACME Superelectromagnet? *beep-beep* My god, she's running fast enough to disintegrate the land under me. I'd better not look down, or I'll realize there's nothing below me but a two-mile drop.

Oops. by kaufman 5-06-05

Maybe we shouldn't have invited Del S hannon to play at his backelor party.

---
ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Finally! I understand a Kaufman cartoon!

---
Your mickey mouse kung fu is no match for my superior fighting style.

1 down, 2194 to go!

Have fun!

---
ken.kaufman@gmail.com

RM4: Hispanic? Her Panic! by biped 5-07-05

Oh, shit! A Hispanic! And me just fixin' to git hitched! Hola, my leetle bride-to-be! I, Jorge, ees here to keednap joo! Bug off, you Messkin... finger-puppety-lookin'...thang...with big, bulgin' -- Ah, joo notice Jorge's beeg, bulging crotch, eh? JA-JA! Ees for joo! Is... is it as big as a Taco Bueno burrito? Si! Ees a two-hander!

---
Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I actually did a series about Wilbanks last week (non random related) if anyone is so inclined to check it out...

Runaway Bride

---
Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

CHUBBY Memorial Random Comic by kaufman 5-07-05

I found you at last, Jennifer. Come back east with me. You really don't want to take me with you. That's where you're wrong. And you WILL come with me. Nobody says no to Tom DeLay. But as I told you before, I'm just a runaway bride. Bride. Not bribe. Oh. That's different. Here's some cab fare. Go to Vegas or something.

Oh, and I hit the random jackpot:

What happens next by kaufman 5-07-05

I, Jennifer, take you, John, to be my wedded husband. To have and to hold, from this day forward, for better, for worse, in sickness or in health, to love and to cherish, till death do us part, unless I can first saw through this damned leg iron.

---
ken.kaufman@gmail.com

RM4: Dumb Fucking Chicken Ass by biped 5-08-05

What...this is it? A fucking chicken...no background...no other characters...that's it? Umm...oh muh god, I don't wanna get married...oh, I think I'll run away...err, "chicken out", ha-ha...oh, fuck... SHIT! Umm...err...oh, fuck me, I'm just a fucking chicken...what the flying fuck am I supposed to...ehh... Pray to me, stupid. Pray for deliverance. Hope to Me that I'll feel like lifting a divine finger to help your dumb fucking chicken ass.

---
Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Okay, I read biped's comic

RM4: Dumb Fucking Chicken Ass by biped 5-08-05

What...this is it? A fucking chicken...no background...no other characters...that's it? Umm...oh muh god, I don't wanna get married...oh, I think I'll run away...err, "chicken out", ha-ha...oh, fuck... SHIT! Umm...err...oh, fuck me, I'm just a fucking chicken...what the flying fuck am I supposed to...ehh... Pray to me, stupid. Pray for deliverance. Hope to Me that I'll feel like lifting a divine finger to help your dumb fucking chicken ass.

after clicking on it at the front page and thought it was the layout for this contest. Didn't know about the Wilbanks thing. So, I guess you'll have to imagine that Jennifer is watching dating service videos after her finace has come to his senses and dumped her crazy-eyed ass. She does kind of look like a chicken...

RM 4: Empty Nest Dating Service by umfumdisi 5-08-05

Hello, I'm Claudius. I enjoy greeting the sunrise, strutting about the barnyard, and crowing for no apparent reason. Let's see...I dislike foxes, weasels, and egg-sucking dogs. Also, I'm five feet tall with black eyes and white plumage. So, if you're into huge cocks, leave me a message at box #6042.

---
Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

RM4 - It's not Jennifer's fault that her groom is DEAF by lukket 5-15-05

HELLO I'M IN THE CHURCH AND YOU'RE NOT HERE AS PROMISED! Hi honey! I need some sleep. I was a babysitter last night and I didn't get some sleep before the KID NAPPED. KIDNAPPED!? WHERE ARE YOU!? I'm at home and I'm watching Honeymoon IN VEGAS IN VEGAS!? THAT'S HORRIBLE. WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS!? I don't know. But Nicolas Cage is great. You can really see HIS PANIC!

---
troelsea at gmail dot com

RM4: The Jennifer Wilbanks Story by biped 5-16-05

The church you are to be marred in is over there. OVER WHERE? OVER THERE? DUH!!! It's over there. HUH? YOU MEAN I JUST KEEP A-HEADIN' THATAWAY TILL SOMETHIN' HAPPENS? It's right over there. WHO AM I? WHAT'S A CHURCH? I PLUMB FORGOT! DUH!!!

RM4: The John Mason Story by biped 5-16-05

It sure is exciting, getting married today, right, Jennifer? Are you excited? I sure am excited. Are you? I sure am. I really want to get married, don't you, Jennifer? I sure do. I wouldn't think of chickening out, would you? I sure wouldn't. I don't blame you for being a little speechless today. I'm a little speechless today, too. Are you? I sure am.

---
Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

All right, folks, it's time to draw this little contest to a close. There were a lot of great entries, and it was really tough to choose a winner, but the Grand Prize goes to biped as well as the Bridetard Award for "The Jennifer Wilbanks Story" and the If I'm Not A Muppet Then What's The Hand Of Frank Oz Doing Up My Ass Award for "Hispanic? Her Panic!"

Runners-up include kaufman, who gets the Wile E. Fudd Award and a year's supply of ACME bride seed for "The Roadrunaway"; umfumdisi, who receives the coveted White Meat Award for "Empty Nest Dating Service"; and lukket, who gets the Deaf Comedy Jam Award for "It's not Jennifer's fault that the groom is DEAF"

Thanks to all the contrubutors for making this a great contest!

---
"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

Thanks! I will try to come up with something non-horrible as soon as possible.

---
Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.