I mean we covered this ground already. What can be new? Or should this be a place for other professional strippers to be picked apart? Oh well, leave that for the next winner to figure out.

So you want more Larson? Try old school Larson!

The rules:

[list=1][*]One-panel comics only (of course).
[*]At least one animal must appear in your comic. It can be farm, domestic, wild, aquatic, extinct, etc.
[*]Most Far Sides don't have dialogue balloons. So yours shouldn't either. All dialogue appears in the narration box or the title.[/list]

Judging in a week.

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[Click to view comic: 'Wirthling Meets His Match']

I orginally made this with dialogue, but I deleted it when I saw the rules for this contest. Should work.

[Click to view comic: 'GL2: The Mouse Squeaketh']

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Your mickey mouse kung fu is no match for my superior fighting style.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

[Click to view comic: 'GL 2: Random Layout Jackpot']

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

[Click to view comic: 'Spiritual Guidance for Cows']

[Click to view comic: 'Rather than pay for education...']

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

[Click to view comic: 'GL2: Duck Genes']
[Click to view comic: 'GL2: The Sty's The Limit']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: 'Half-Ass!']

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all the wrong things for all the right reasons

[Click to view comic: 'Seem Familiar?']

[Click to view comic: 'Hollaback, girl']

[Click to view comic: 'GL2: Fetch!']
[Click to view comic: 'GL2: The dinner-date']
[Click to view comic: 'GL2: The trials and tribulations of sainthood']
[Click to view comic: 'GL2: The power of observation']

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If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.

[Click to view comic: 'GL2: Watta Dawg']

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Poo perhaps?

[Click to view comic: 'Here they come to snuff the rooster']

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I think it's time I had a talk with my kids. I'll just tell 'em what my daddy told me: YOU AIN'T NEVER GONNA AMOUNT TO NOTHIN'

[Click to view comic: 'Tribute to Gary Larson']

A robot is sort of an animal, and the Amish are pretty primitive...

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

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I'm expecting to get the "Cow Tools Award".

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

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I like tentacles.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

Congratulations to all who managed to comply with that oh, so diffiicult Rule #2.

Guilty of Petty Larsony: Quodlibet for "Fetch" and Injokester for "5th Ave."

Guilty of Grand Larsony, and sentenced to being responsible for the next one of these things: Spankling, for "Spiritual Guidance for Cows."

I don't know. It just seemed especially Larsonish.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Very kind. Thanks.

Now I'm going to be rude and ask the inventors of this contest and past winner their thoughts on using this contest to have people do comics in other styles (Peanuts... Andy Capp... I haven't decided yet). Or must I find another twist to a Larson contest?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I find that a lot of the weekly comics are made in one panel format and black and white to fit all on one page somewhere in the back of the lifestyle section or near the movie listings. Perhaps the next one could be all black and white characters?

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Good thought. So... stick with the one panel rule but open it up in other way (non-larson). Plus add my own rules like b/w etc. Does that sound reasonable? It could mutate into the One Panel Contest (OPC).

If I don't see objections "soon" I'll post a new contest.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

OBJECTION!

Heh... just kidding. Proceed.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.