I mean we covered this ground already. What can be new? Or should this be a place for other professional strippers to be picked apart? Oh well, leave that for the next winner to figure out.

So you want more Larson? Try old school Larson!

The rules:

[list=1][*]One-panel comics only (of course).
[*]At least one animal must appear in your comic. It can be farm, domestic, wild, aquatic, extinct, etc.
[*]Most Far Sides don't have dialogue balloons. So yours shouldn't either. All dialogue appears in the narration box or the title.[/list]

Judging in a week.

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Wirthling Meets His Match

by BigFrank105, 5-10-05

I orginally made this with dialogue, but I deleted it when I saw the rules for this contest. Should work.

GL2: The Mouse Squeaketh

His alabi is just too tidy, thought Inspector Elephant. The mouse clearly knew more than he was squeaking.

by KungChiFu, 5-10-05

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Your mickey mouse kung fu is no match for my superior fighting style.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

GL 2: Random Layout Jackpot

Zippy learns first-hand that stickmen do not have nuts.

by umfumdisi, 5-10-05

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Spiritual Guidance for Cows

by Spankling, 5-10-05

Rather than pay for education...

Texas is raffling off school girls

by Spankling, 5-10-05

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

GL2: Duck Genes

"So I fucked a horse! Who knows -- maybe it will actually HELP her offspring win the Kentucky Derby!"

by biped, 5-11-05

GL2: The Sty's The Limit

"Don't flatter yourself, sweetie. Your shit didn't taste all that great."

by biped, 5-11-05

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Half-Ass!

by cpausti, 5-11-05

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all the wrong things for all the right reasons

Seem Familiar?

The real reason the dinosaurs went extinct: java and nicotine.

by possums, 5-13-05

Hollaback, girl

It would be the last time Professor Ashton put Ex-Lax in the lab rat's fajita.

by BigFrank105, 5-13-05

GL2: Fetch! by quodlibet 5-14-05

Playing 'fetch' at the archeology dig site might not have been the best idea.

GL2: The dinner-date by quodlibet 5-14-05

She hadn't met a more disagreeable ass in years.

GL2: The trials and tribulations of sainthood by quodlibet 5-14-05

St. Francis always had a hard time working this crowd without an overt and gratuitous display of nuts.

GL2: The power of observation by quodlibet 5-14-05

After observing that men attracted women by walking their dogs, he brought his Madagascar dung beetle out for a stroll in the park.

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If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.

GL2: Watta Dawg

Everyone agreed that Jake's new girlfriend was a complete DOG!

by ftc, 5-14-05

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Poo perhaps?

Here they come to snuff the rooster

Despite her denial, the rooster still suspected Lisa of eating his father, as her breath reeked of cock.

by qwertyuio, 5-16-05

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I think it's time I had a talk with my kids. I'll just tell 'em what my daddy told me: YOU AIN'T NEVER GONNA AMOUNT TO NOTHIN'

Tribute to Gary Larson

Tempers flare as Mr Stoltzfus learns his prize pupil has turned to the dark side.

by Injokester, 5-16-05

A robot is sort of an animal, and the Amish are pretty primitive...

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

I'm expecting to get the "Cow Tools Award".

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

I like tentacles.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

Congratulations to all who managed to comply with that oh, so diffiicult Rule #2.

Guilty of Petty Larsony: Quodlibet for "Fetch" and Injokester for "5th Ave."

Guilty of Grand Larsony, and sentenced to being responsible for the next one of these things: Spankling, for "Spiritual Guidance for Cows."

I don't know. It just seemed especially Larsonish.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Very kind. Thanks.

Now I'm going to be rude and ask the inventors of this contest and past winner their thoughts on using this contest to have people do comics in other styles (Peanuts... Andy Capp... I haven't decided yet). Or must I find another twist to a Larson contest?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I find that a lot of the weekly comics are made in one panel format and black and white to fit all on one page somewhere in the back of the lifestyle section or near the movie listings. Perhaps the next one could be all black and white characters?

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Good thought. So... stick with the one panel rule but open it up in other way (non-larson). Plus add my own rules like b/w etc. Does that sound reasonable? It could mutate into the One Panel Contest (OPC).

If I don't see objections "soon" I'll post a new contest.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

OBJECTION!

Heh... just kidding. Proceed.

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