“I hear it’s amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw-blink on Hara-Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!”

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

Ha-ha, yes, they certainly are.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

"I saw Rose with a... strange man. Let's just say that... they were intimate. I'm sorry I-... sorry to bring this up during your mission."

Morons everywhere I look.
Except biped I think he's funny.

This thread brings me back to a dark time in my life. I believe i pledged never to ever ever again buy a game which has been scripted by a Japanese guy.

It was all... a virtual reality... but i... oh i was... oh ok... so who's this guy... He's real right...yes, yes of course he is... but he's actually a symbol for... sorry a metaphor for... for that guy... from that game... and he did this... to get this big thing... which im standing in the rectum of... but is actually shit... i suppose thats why it has a rectum...

MGS: SoL/Substance did indeed SUCK, but it's still fun playing every now and again, mainly because Raiden's lack of testosterone is hilarious.

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Poo perhaps?

Hey, the script itself wasn't all that bad, it's just the story blew chunks out of its anus.

I loved MGS2, because it was, you know, fun and stuff.

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Poop.

Incidentally, what are the consequences of mailing fission? I doubt anyones ever done it.

I've never seen a three-eyed postman before.

I mailed a cat's head to my grandma once.

"It's not about creating the content, it's about forming the context."

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

"I was a North American Fall Webworm in my past life. Those were the good old days... What were you in your former life?"

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

"Snake. Remember what DeGaulle said: 'The graveyards are full of indispensable men.'"

even gay people say that Rayden is pretty gay. althought i liked all the Metal gear series. David Hayden voice reminds me of what Clint Eastwood sounded like in those Sergio Leone Westerns.

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There was once a man who said:"nothing is true!". Although later it was found out that he was lying.

No, Eastwood always sounds like he's whispering. Hayter really enunciates his syllables.

"La-li-lu-le-lo, la-li-lu-le-lo, la-li-lu-le-lo"

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

You English like suck by NeoVid 4-30-04

Sweet! A demo of Metal Slug 3! Maybe this time I'll be able to get through a level without continuing. And I wonder if SNK's gotten any better with their translations... PRESS SATRT

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Has anyone else noticed that in the cut scenes the characters tend to use hand movements far to much!? Even when they say hello it looks like they're doing a Karate Chop to an invisible object?

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Poo perhaps?

These people are highly trained. They probably had all kinds of hellish crosses between R. Lee Ememery and Bruce Lee karate chopping them awake at 5am.

Then, a 5k run before breakfast, karate chopping each other as they run.

Then breakfast.

Then having to karate chop breakfast.

Then having to karate chop a 5000 word essay onto blocks of wood. The essay is titled: "Karate chops = Metal Gear. 100% true. "

Later, to chill out, they attend some performance art, where the artist makes them stand for 6 hours, karate chopping themselves.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

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These people are highly trained. They probably had all kinds of hellish crosses between R. Lee Ememery and Bruce Lee karate chopping them awake at 5am.

Then, a 5k run before breakfast, karate chopping each other as they run.

Then breakfast.

Then having to karate chop breakfast.

Then having to karate chop a 5000 word essay onto blocks of wood. The essay is titled: "Karate chops = Metal Gear. 100% true. "

Later, to chill out, they attend some performance art, where the artist makes them stand for 6 hours, karate chopping themselves.

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The same reason the Power Rangers did. Their faces can't do complex emotions, so they have to use more body language.

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Poop.