The withdrawal of Shank's offer of 39.3 MB of nudes has necessitated this special offer, and you may reap the benefits! There are many contests on Stripcreator, but this one is exclusively for the ladies.
Here is your chance to win a date with me. Yes, I know it's hard to believe, but your fantasy may actually come true!
All you have to do to enter is send a PM (2,000 words or less) telling me how you would like to rock my world. The top three winners will travel by Greyhound bus to meet with me in an exclusive, intimate setting (Paul's Motor Lodge off the Pennsylvania Turnpike, Room 12).
Meet Fascinating People!
You'll meet friends you'll cherish for a lifetime... like Doug the stoner guy and Vick, the trucker whose cousin used to be a roadie for REM!!
Experience Fine Dining!
Regular or cheesy crust; any toppings your heart desires! Free liquor, plentiful and flowing.
Enjoy Fabulous Intercourse!
My penis will slide in and out of your vagina, resulting in mutually gratifying sensations*
Enter Today!
Look, you know you want it. So get those entries in today! The first three will be accepted as winners! One of them could be you!
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*Mutual gratification not guaranteed. Offer void if under 18 years of age. Travel reimbursement subject to negotiation. No guarantee of actually meeting REM expressed or implied.
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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.