Aloha! The new One-Panel Comic competition this time has a theme: The Seven Deadly Sins (as you can probably guess by the thread title). Your comic's title should be a sin, and the content should be something (hopefully funny) about said sin.

However, if you you can't be arsed with writing a comic about Pride, Envy, Gluttony, Lust, Anger, Greed or Sloth, then feel free to create your own deadly sin, like 'Frigidity' or 'Mild Annoyance' or 'Obnoxiousness'.

Thems the only rules. Feel free to enter older comics, but only if they are based on a sin of some sort. In-jokes will be frowned upon, as will quotes from the film 'Se7en'.

As usual, non-donors can enter the competition by using the middle panel as their panel and blacking out the other two.

Judging in about a week. Have fun guys

OPC 5: Dealy Sin 8 - No Pranks by flipynif1 6-17-05

And Gabriel knew, at that point, NOT to put tacks on God's favorite chair. *fwap fwap fwap* Oh mom, ohhhhhh yeah dad, oooooo*fwap fwap fwap fwapfwapfwapfwap* UHHHHHHhhh *Splat God Not again, why was I sent to bring this psycho to heav...wait a minute.....

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I dumb :D

OPC 5:ENVY

Envy... If I had my own set of wedding tackle I would play with it whenever I wanted.

by matclarke, 6-17-05

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obscenity filter is off

OPC 5: The ninth deadly sin: Shoddy Workmanship by mad_matt 6-18-05

Look how squint those nails are. I'm really going to hell for this one.

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I love Family Guy more than I love taffy, and I'm a man who enjoys his taffy.

I'm going to hell

OPC 5: Deadly Sin 9: Breaking Contest Rules by flipynif1 6-18-05

Oh, fuck, no...Listen...listen to me. Whatever you do...do not come in here. Stay away. No matter what you hear...do not move in! John Doe has the upper hand! What the fuck are you talking about?

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I dumb :D

Deadly sin #10

Dammit Roger, how many times to you have to be told to put the seat back down?

by CrunchyCheese, 6-19-05

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There's a fine line between visionary and wacko ~ greinhart

Pride, Envy, Gluttony, Lust, Anger, Greed and Sloth

Godamnit, I deserve every inch of that big dick of yours to gobble all up! Too tired.

by mandingo, 6-19-05

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what if nigger meant kite

Deadly Sin #14 by HCRoyall 6-20-05

Making an unfunny comic with the Nail-In-Head Guy.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

OPC #5: Deadly Sins

Anything that combines Tobor and a Little Asian Girl

by HCRoyall, 6-22-05

OPC #5: Deadly Sins

Deadly Sin #27: Anal Retentiveness I asked for the ketchup to be in lines perpendicular to the grill marks and five pickles connected by mustard lines in a star shape, not a pentagon!

by HCRoyall, 6-22-05

OPC #5: Deadly Sins

Deadly Sin #432: Catholicism

by HCRoyall, 6-22-05

OPC #5: Deadly Sins

Deadly Sin #69: Charging too much for sex. Five grand for a hand job.

by HCRoyall, 6-22-05

OPC#5: Deadly Sins

Deadly Sin # 82: Urinating off your porch onto a midget There we go... What the fuck?!

by HCRoyall, 6-22-05

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

quote:

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OPC #5: Deadly Sins

Deadly Sin #432: Catholicism

by HCRoyall, 6-22-05

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Deadly Sin # 937.5 : Entering a Blank Comic Into a Contest

by NooniePuuBunny, 6-23-05

Deadly Sin #673: Farting On Sacred Land

by NooniePuuBunny, 6-23-05

Deadly Sin # 4795.7 : Worshipping a False Tampon

Lama Lama Lama Laaaaama!

by NooniePuuBunny, 6-23-05

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Did I get them all? I'm collecting.

Lust, Anger, Greed, Gluttony, Envy, Pride and Sloth So sweet and pure. DAMN IT! I must have her all for myself! I wish my tits were armor plated. But I wouldn't waist my valuable time polishing them.

by Spankling, 6-23-05

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Sin #666 BB and #667 the Posh

Posh Assholes (and big brother) Right now I would be mounting my horse and sipping on some £500 champagne whilst my butler pleasures my genitalia in a fellatio manner. Right now I would be stripping off for a camera JUST FOR ATTENTION!

by fizzyxl, 6-24-05

When is Judgement Day?

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There's a fine line between visionary and wacko ~ greinhart

Deadly Sin 1-Being smart in the forums.
Deadly Sin 2-Not trying to look at at least one of every users comics.
Deadly Sin 3-Farting on the computer.
Deadly Sin 4-Being stupid and looking at #### on the internet.
Deadly sin 5-All deadly sins.

Sorry, couldn't think of two others.

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Crash. Bang. Krrrsh. Uhhhhn. Crash. Bang. Krrrsh. Click. Blam. Onomatopoeia.

OPC 5: silent but deadly sin 1 - in church

oh Father, I so badly need closure. it feels like he's still on his way home and will show up any minute. maybe if I see him I can beleive it and start to move on the casket's right behind me, Clikclak. go to him this instant.... OOOOooo... on second thought, i think thats a bad idea. god looks down on viewing the dead, you know.

by mandingo, 6-24-05

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what if nigger meant kite

quote:

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Deadly Sin 1-Being smart in the forums.
Deadly Sin 2-Not trying to look at at least one of every users comics.
Deadly Sin 3-Farting on the computer.
Deadly Sin 4-Being stupid and looking at #### on the internet.
Deadly sin 5-All deadly sins.

Sorry, couldn't think of two others.

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Deadly Sin #404: Trying to get a new contest going, when you haven't been on SC too long

Lol OMG Hiuguyz

dude, I just had an idea for the best competition evar SHUT UP NOOB!

by CrunchyCheese, 6-23-05

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There's a fine line between visionary and wacko ~ greinhart

Booya

Thankyou for the entries people, I have, before me, the results.

Iiiinnnnn three... mad_matt with

OPC 5: The ninth deadly sin: Shoddy Workmanship by mad_matt 6-18-05

Look how squint those nails are. I'm really going to hell for this one.

Iiiiinnnn two... HCRoyall with

OPC #5: Deadly Sins

Deadly Sin #432: Catholicism

by HCRoyall, 6-22-05

. This comic could have won, but i'm a catholic. Har! I never said theological nepotism wasn't a good reason to mark anyone down (Come to think of it, i don't think anyone has ever even put the words 'theological' and 'nepotism' together. No, i take that back. Google says that 8,930 other people have.

But never fear, because iiiinnn one is HCRoyall again with

OPC#5: Deadly Sins

Deadly Sin # 82: Urinating off your porch onto a midget There we go... What the fuck?!

by HCRoyall, 6-22-05

. Hey, forgiveness is a catholic trait (apparently). HCRoyall wins the fifth One-Panel Comic Cup. He may have used the 'if i throw enough shit, some of it will stick' tactic, but what stuck was humorous enough anyway. I dunno, maybe i just think shit on walls is funny.

Honourable mentions go to Mandingo and Spankling for their 'lets cram as many sins as possible into one strip' motifs, and to Flipynif for making the very funny

OPC 5: Deadly Sin 9: Breaking Contest Rules by flipynif1 6-18-05

Oh, fuck, no...Listen...listen to me. Whatever you do...do not come in here. Stay away. No matter what you hear...do not move in! John Doe has the upper hand! What the fuck are you talking about?

which could have won, but it broke contest rules :p

Adios!

Woo Hoo! Third place!

Although it is pretty depressing that my personal favourite of all my comics got beaten by one with no dialogue - damn catholics and their easy-joke-fodderishness!

Anyways, well done to HCRoyall on a couple of top-notch comics.

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I love Family Guy more than I love taffy, and I'm a man who enjoys his taffy.

An honourable mention! Well... it doesn't rank up with my dishonourable mention, but I'll take it.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

'urinating off the porch on a midget' was my favorite one too, which says you have questionable taste

he and i are forever coupled now like two lobsters in a tank, i'm thinking the m1 abrams

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what if nigger meant kite

Oh man, I thought fatguy667 would have won for sure.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

fatguy667 DID have a good entry, yes. [/sarcasm]

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.