FTC 66 Template by possums 7-03-05

Are you a friend of Dorothy's? Fuck you, queer. No, no, not like that, I mean do you know Dorothy Williams? Oh, yeah, I do... how did you know?

Judging soon. The tenf.

Also, since I said I would cry if I won over the sauna joke:

I'll cry even more if no one enters.

fod by arbi 7-03-05

Are you a friend of Dorothy's? Fuck yeah I'm queer. No, no, not like that. I mean, do you know Dorothy Williams? Oh yeah I do.... How did you know? well i just spent a frustrating hour on google. friend of dorothy does NOT mean judy garland. it dates from 1880s. but i can't find a source. it was something about an innkeeper in kansas where the gay cowboys stayed. drop me a message if you know

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

FTC #66: Ooh, that smell by niteowl 7-03-05

Are you a friend of Dorothy's? Fuck you, queer. No, no, not like that, I mean do you know Dorothy Williams? Oh, yeah, I do... how did you know? I smell the sickly sweet stench of her pu- She threw a used tampon at me.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

HCRoyal, that IS NOT the template to use. Please, stop using this one. Niteowl is the only person who's done a damn thing right around here. Way to screw things up, Arbi.

Yeah!

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God fucking dammit. I guess this FTC's a broken piece. Thanks a lot, arbi.

Ugh.

Someone please enter!

And HC, why did you delete your comic? You could've just edited it.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Well, I asked him to delete it. Perhaps it was a bit hasty of me.

Now, SC, redeem yourselves: unload upon me a metric fuck-ton of funny comics following the original template! DO IT!

FTC #66: Get Your Smile On! by Hari_Nezumi 7-07-05

Are you a friend of Dorothy's? Fuck you, queer. No, no, not like that, I mean do you know Dorothy Williams? Oh, yeah, I do... how did you know? Chicken: "It started years ago at my old job..." Hey Dorothy, do you know Pinkie? Yes.

Ownage. And yes, I'm gonna now name all contest entries with the motto of some product.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

not sure how i missed this thread for a couple of days

FTC 66: there's no place like hole by mandingo 7-07-05

Are you a friend of Dorothy's? Fuck you, queer. No, no, not like that, I mean do you know Dorothy Williams? Oh, yeah, I do... how did you know? you kept droning on about no one ever hitting .400 again while you were glory holing me SUCKING CHICKEN COCK DOESN'T MAKE ME A DIRTY QUEER LIKE YOU!!! (and no one will, you know)

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what if nigger meant kite

and one more since i didnt realize we could change backgrounds

FTC 66: the traveling duo by mandingo 7-07-05

Are you a friend of Dorothy's? Fuck you, queer. No, no, not like that, I mean do you know Dorothy Williams? Oh, yeah, I do... how did you know? her and i work together at the mental institution wiping drool, piss, and shit from the various orifices of your friend possums poor little guy. i think that last background was just too much for him

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and one more since i didnt realize we could change backgrounds

FTC 66: the traveling duo by mandingo 7-07-05

Are you a friend of Dorothy's? Fuck you, queer. No, no, not like that, I mean do you know Dorothy Williams? Oh, yeah, I do... how did you know? her and i work together at the mental institution wiping drool, piss, and shit from the various orifices of your friend possums poor little guy. i think that last background was just too much for him

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fuckin christ possums. read that comic again and do like the pulp fiction joke - ketchup

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I quit. Niteowl wins and gets all the awards. All of them.

Even "Best Use Of Lack Of Rules"?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I don't like winning a contest like this. Oh well. #67 will be up sometime tonight.

We need to restore glory to the FTC!

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Even "Best Use Of Lack Of Rules"?

Yes.

all hope is not lost. she was found today in the desert, bound and gagged, shot in the head execution style

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what if nigger meant kite