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Debaser
Pink Donkey Wrangler

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Hey!
I've decided to post the comics that I like the most and the ones that's got the best reviews from you.
Most of 'em are new, 'cause most of my old comics sucks. Though I have a couple of older ones there anyway.

Here they are;

Future recruiting by Debaser
7-06-05
FIFTY MILLION americans are watching this. WILL this man join the army?! IS he a MAN or a PUSSY?!
Uhh...
How's it gonna be?
That was the last fucking time I went to Gap.

Belvin does baby-sitting 4 by Debaser
7-08-05
DENISE! That is NOT a toy!
DENISE! GET DOWN FROM THERE!
Okay, okay! I'll give you an ice cream, just don't piss on the - NOO!!!
NO, DENISE! Do NOT stick a carrot up Kitty's butt!
Uh, that's an, uhh, an, uhh... you see, when a man and a woman falls in love, uhh...
DENISE!! I THINK I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE KITTY ALONE!!!

Belvin does baby-sitting 5 by Debaser
7-08-05
Well? How did it go?
Not good. She peed on the carpet, stuck a carrot in the cat's butt, smashed 2 plates and 1 glass, poured out two jars of peanut butter in your bed...
Uhh...
Oh! And she also found a condome.
Oh my god! What did you do?
I panicked and hit her in the head with a .45

Hot stuff by Debaser
7-07-05
Woah! Hot stuff comin' through! Check out that butt! Muy caliente!
Where've you been all my life? Come to papa!
I did'nt thought you were that kind of guy.
What kind of guy?
The gay straight guy.

Satan's little prank by Debaser
7-06-05
Hell there, Satan.
Good day, Harriet. How are you?
Well, somebody has thrown my underwear all over the mall, so I've been picking them up all morning. It was really embarrassing. Anyhoo... I was just wondering if you know anything about who did it?
Well, Harriet... I am the one who did it.
Why... that was'nt very nice.
I am Satan, you know.

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All-ah ha-reh int-eh lika bra som duuuu!

7-09-05 11:13am (new)
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Debaser
Pink Donkey Wrangler

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Penis the Penis by Debaser
7-06-05
Let me introduce my new friend Penis!
Penis? How did he get that name?
I think that the main reason was that I'm a penis.
Ah, right... what's that thing on your head?
A mitten.
Of course.

It's hot in Rio by Debaser
7-06-05
Is Rio a very hot place to live in, or is it just you, Brad Pitt?
It's me.
Really?
Well...
... my good and loyal friend Satan may have got something to do with it too.

Belvin and Gayvin's at the sale by Debaser
7-06-05
Things sure are cheap here at the sale.
Yes.
Like this snowboard, it's 70% off. Seventy, Belvin.
Do you think it's got anything to do with the fact that we live in Rio?
Since when do we live in Rio?
Since the author decided to make this strip funny, perhaps?

Belvin's at re-hab by Debaser
7-05-05
Belvin's at rehab...
Belvin? Hellooo? Are you feeling allright? Have you stayed clean since our last meeting?
Belvin... I've got reason to believe that you're high on drugs right now. What have you got to say for your defence?
Hee...!
Suck my head, you dirty hoe!
Don't mind if I do!

Belvin's rehab by Debaser
7-05-05
Belvin... I don't think that the rehabilitation has worked out for you.
What makes you say that?
For example... you came to the group session high last week.
One time, man, ONE TIME!
And you were caught smoking weed in the bathroom for about 15 minutes ago, which was the main reason that we had this talk.
So we meet again.

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All-ah ha-reh int-eh lika bra som duuuu!

7-09-05 11:14am (new)
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Debaser
Pink Donkey Wrangler

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Gayvin's replies by Debaser
7-04-05
I created a profile at that dating site yesterday. I'm gonna check if someone's contacted me.
Ooh! 23 guys has contacted me!
Hey! u look kinda weird on your pic.. but are ur dick as big as an average horse dick or, perhaps, even bigger?
Typing: "smaller". Next...
arrh! u look like a rottening hippo featus, tho i wonder... have u got an average sized horse wiener?

The Bee-guy by Debaser
5-23-05
Bee-guy goes over from American Football to American Idol
And AAAAAAAH-IIIIH-AAAAAAAAIIIIHH will always love yooOOOOO....!!
FROM THE STOMACH, DAMN IT! SING! SIIIIIINGG!!!!

Earthdestruct Inc. 2 by Debaser
5-04-05
Without money we cannot continue our production of weapons of earth destruction.
That's correct.
My life long dream is dying, Sam!
Life long dream?
To revenge the guys who bullied me in high school.

Conny and Kenny in prison by Debaser
12-07-03
Conny and Kenny in prison
Thank you for lying that I were the one that killed all the old ladies!
Well, it was kinda rad but I did'nt want to be alone in the prison for 15 years.
But I was'nt even there! I don't want to be here with you for 15 years!
You don't have to I'm escaping tomorrow.
To be continued....
If you were going to escape when you've just got here, why did you turn me in?
Well it was kinda rad but I didn't want to be alone in prison for 12 hours.

QP Cheese by Debaser
11-15-04
Fact: In Sweden Quarter Pounder with Cheese is called QP cheese at McDonalds.
Varsågod att beställa.
I can't speak swedish.
Order, please.
I would like to have a Quarter Pounder with cheese.
No. Food. You understand good? Food here. Nous faisons le cuisine.
CWAARTEER PAWNDER WID CHEESE! KVÄRTER PÖÜNDER WITH CHËËSË!

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All-ah ha-reh int-eh lika bra som duuuu!

7-09-05 11:14am (new)
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biped
Mr. Wonderful

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Several of those are quite amusing.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

7-09-05 11:18am (new)
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mrpoop
Pink Donkey Wrangler

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I like the line: "So I panicked and hit her upside the head with a .45"

7-09-05 12:11pm (new)
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Debaser
Pink Donkey Wrangler

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Yay!
I made a funny line!

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All-ah ha-reh int-eh lika bra som duuuu!

7-09-05 4:25pm (new)
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mrpoop
Pink Donkey Wrangler

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Yay!
I made a funny line!


Whee! Just bumped your star rating up because of the sweedish McDonalds one. Hillarious!

7-09-05 9:48pm (new)
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Debaser
Pink Donkey Wrangler

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Yay!
I made a funny line!


Whee! Just bumped your star rating up because of the sweedish McDonalds one. Hillarious!


Yay!
Better rating!

Actually, I did'nt find out about what "QP" stood for until I went to Dublin last summer.
We were at McDonalds and my brother and his friend were talkin' about the Quarter Pounder.
Then I asked why we have'nt got the Quarter Pounder in Sweden, and he answered "What do you think QP stands for?".
And then I sat there for five minutes, trying to figure it out.

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All-ah ha-reh int-eh lika bra som duuuu!

7-10-05 6:15am (new)
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Debaser
Pink Donkey Wrangler

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Let's do the "Rate Debaser's comics"-dance now, folks!

One step forward, one step back, spin around, 'round'n'round, hear that neck crack...

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All-ah ha-reh int-eh lika bra som duuuu!

7-10-05 2:31pm (new)
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Debaser
Pink Donkey Wrangler

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I've made some new comics that I think became pretty good.

The fly by Debaser
7-10-05
I've got a fly in my apartment. It's really annoying me.
A fly?! You're whining about one fuckin' fly?!
Yeah, but...
Every morning I wake up with at least one spider or cockroach in my ass and my closet is like the cockroach hotel, without the dying. And you're whining about one goddam fly?!
CHREEEPTHH!!!
Yeah, I'm lucky to have just one bug in my apartment.

The fly II by Debaser
7-10-05
You look awful.
Yeah, that fly was buzzing all night long.
Again about the fly! Just kill it already!
Uh... okay, I'll try...
Izzat a fly zwatter buhind yo bzck?
N-no..!

The fly III by Debaser
7-10-05
There's no chance that the fly in your apartment is as big as you are saying.
I'll introduce you to him.
Uh...
Whazzat?
It's... it's not THAT big... uhh...
Compared to what?

The Fly IV by Debaser
7-11-05
(Sigh) Maybe I've just gotta learn to live with that fly in my house.
Yes.
Hi, Fly...
Wllcum home, Bllvzn. Z've done zee dizhes, vacuumed zee apzrtmznt znd kzlled two Jzhova'z witnezzez, zat I zhought wz could have for dznner.
I... I love you!
Tzz-hzz!

The fly V - Finale by Debaser
7-11-05
Hey Belvin! You're gonna love me when you here this...
What?
I went to your apartment with my flame thrower today, and the fly answered the door. To make a long story short... I toasted the muther fucker.
Fly? Fly?!
No... please... WHY, GOD? WHY?!

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All-ah ha-reh int-eh lika bra som duuuu!

7-11-05 9:47am (new)
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Debaser
Pink Donkey Wrangler

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Are you allowed to bump here?
Hahahaha!

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All-ah ha-reh int-eh lika bra som duuuu!

8-23-05 12:09pm (new)
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flipynif1
Aparently a Creep

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Funny stuff. I like the rehab ones the best.

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I dumb :D

8-23-05 12:32pm (new)
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Chuckaduck
My tongue's your thong...

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The .45 line is mint. My favorite by far though is "Belvin's at re-hab". Been there. Well, not rehab.

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Don't like it? Eat me.

8-23-05 2:43pm (new)
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Debaser
Pink Donkey Wrangler

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Both of them?
Maybe the first one was a bit funny, though the main reason for posting it was to make you understand the second one better, or something...
Whatever! Yay!

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All-ah ha-reh int-eh lika bra som duuuu!

8-27-05 5:43pm (new)
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mandingo
weak stream

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i only read the fly series but it was f00ny

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what if nigger meant kite

8-28-05 12:38pm (new)
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arbi
Stripcreator Regular

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Several of these are pretty good.
I hate the horse and bear characters, and i dislike comics about violence or toilet humour, about 73% of stripcreator strips, but these were better than those top rated horse and bear I don't like by whathisname.
Little known fact: kewpie dolls stand for "queer puppets". I like the mcdonalds one.

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woof

8-28-05 1:05pm (new)
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Debaser
Pink Donkey Wrangler

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Allright...

I hate the bastard who has lowered the "Future Recruiting" score and I love the bastards that has raised the "Belvin does baby sitting 5" and the "Earth Destruct Inc. 2" score.

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All-ah ha-reh int-eh lika bra som duuuu!

9-02-05 7:24am (new)
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