Anybody want some?

I'll put them in an envelope!

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i shave my pubes, well i dont go near my balls because the electric razor always snips my sack.

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Anybody want some?

I'll put them in an envelope!

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No way, baby! My pubes play by their own rules!

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your pubes are like wild stallions roaming the plains

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what if nigger meant kite

Are they potty-trained?
Because I had to put my pubes down last time they wet on the rug.

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"I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Espcially since I rule." -Randel,Clerks

Oh come on. Now you're just being silly.

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Are they as ivory wool shorn from the sacrificial lamb?

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What others say about boorite!

See, I would've said something just like that from the very beginning of all this, but youse guys would've thought I was a weirdo or something.

I have a reputation to protect here. Don't turn this into something it isn't.

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i have a grade 2 at the sides and 4 on top

any shorter than a 2 it chaffes the side of my legs,

i like making wigs for my lego men

LMFAO!! Wigs for the lego Men! I do that too! I guess that makes up pube pals!

Can i have some pubes? I wanna put them into my bumbum so i can fart them out like confetti

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pube pals, urgh you fucking perve :p

only joking you sound pubetastic

the last time i had a pube pall, he weaved me a rug for my kitchen. whenever i dropped food on it the hairs would stick to it, one day i left the stove on and it went up in flames, you can imagine the stench

have you ever tried tieing them together and make string

how long is a piece of pube string?

do you ever pull your trousers down, exposing the area, shouting PUBE CITY!!!!

do you ever shave random line in your leg hair when your bored in the bath.

puuuuuuuuuuuuuuubeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!!!!

I'll take one of #3 and one of #4.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

"Uh, I'll have 2 number 2s, 3 number 3s, and OH YEAH, 99 number 99s!"

I shaved my body hairless this morning, except of course for my long, cascading head hair. I feel so clean and feminine.

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It's grime time.

It puts the lotion on its pubes! It puts them in the basket!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Pube is a neato word. I'll take all those girls in the pic except the last one. I hate haveing to go to the dentist for a haircut

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i'll take the last two because the rest don't have any hips and look like their seven, and that would violate the terms of my probation

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what if nigger meant kite

woops, yes i'll just take the second last one in that case, never looked at the hips...

In this bag I hold tuning forks that I will jam into your penis. And i'll fucking make that shit ding. Do you want me? Do you wanna taste me? Tear my fucking labia off and mail it to my aunt Sally.

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SWAGGLE THE BALLS!

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obscenity filter is off

SWAGGLE THEM SILLY!

maybe draw little faces on them or something i don't know

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what if nigger meant kite

hahaha

Flappytits

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I dumb :D

What is wrong with you people.

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They ate lead-laden paintchips as babies.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Supersized!

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