This is all based on a real person who has held none of these jobs.

[Click to view comic: 'Mr Self-Absorbed as a priest']
[Click to view comic: 'Mr. Self-Absorbed as ground control']
[Click to view comic: 'Mr. Self-Absorbed as an obstetrician']
[Click to view comic: 'Mr. Self Absorbed in Poland 1944']

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

in that last one i thought he was going to turn out to be one of her Nazi captors

they were all great. good choice on the character too

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what if nigger meant kite

He's so self-absorbed, he makes Dick Clark look like Wilt Chamberlain!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Has anyone read my comics lately?

someone read my comics once. they really liked them

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what if nigger meant kite

That was me, Mandingo. I've also been known to read a choad comic, when the mood strikes me.

[Click to view comic: 'Mr. Self-Absorbed has sex']

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

someone read my comics once. they really liked them

Wasn't me.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.