FTC 70!!!!!!!!

rules for this one:
[list]
[*]keep everything the same, except you can flip the poses in the third panel if you want
[*]no photoshop
[*]multiple entries are fine, series aren't unless every comic fits the template
[*]no raping the other contestants! (i mean it this time!)
[/list]

here is the template:

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 70: Template']

i'm going to give out every dam award! every one! so if only 3 people enter, i don't give a fuck, those people are leaving here better off than the Broncos leaving Paris Hilton's room.

1Up award will go to whoever first uses the word 'cockspray' in a comic.

judging on the 28th

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To whoever hosts after me:
POST THESE LINKS
AND POST THAT THE NEXT HOST SHOULD POST THESE LINKS.
... and the host after that, but not the one after that, because let's face it, he won't anyway, the goddamn slacker.
HOSTS! Read this first.
Awards List (Paste at judging)
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what if nigger meant kite

oh, and i'll stay out of this thread until i judge

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what if nigger meant kite

[Click to view comic: 'Finish this comic #70 entry']

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woof

[Click to view comic: 'FTC #70: Stew is Celebrity Personified']

:(

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

[Click to view comic: 'Piiiiiiiickllllllllllllllle']

oops, like most of you i forgot about this

i was prophetic! exactly 3 people entered! get ready for your Paris Hilton tongue bath!

first, the real ones:

The Truth Award This would really happen

Goes to:RedfeatheR

For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: 'Piiiiiiiickllllllllllllllle']

Most Ironic

Goes to: niteowl

For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: 'FTC #70: Stew is Celebrity Personified']

Best Pun

Goes to: arbi

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'Finish this comic #70 entry']

Best Title

Goes to: niteowl

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC #70: Stew is Celebrity Personified']

Best use of Cliches award

Goes to: RedfeatheR

For the [Click to view comic: 'Piiiiiiiickllllllllllllllle']

Funniest Comic to Republicans

Goes to: RedfeatheR

For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: 'Piiiiiiiickllllllllllllllle']

they hate Richard Gere

Most Sexual

Goes to: RedfeatheR

For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: 'Piiiiiiiickllllllllllllllle']

Funniest Politically Incorrect

Goes to: RedfeatheR

For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: 'Piiiiiiiickllllllllllllllle']

Most Similar

Goes to: the first 2 panels of all 3 comics

The Best at being a Bad Speller's Award WFT!?!11

Goes to: RedfeatheR for the intentionally misspeeelled tittle

For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: 'Piiiiiiiickllllllllllllllle']

Less is good! For funny short panels

Goes to: me!

For the he Larry us Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC 70: Template']

More is good! For funny long panels

Goes to: RedfeatheR

For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: 'Piiiiiiiickllllllllllllllle']

now for the Paris Hilton Tongue bath and ball massage:

Best Use of Python

Goes to: arbi

For just being arbi

Most Political

Goes to: niteowl

For all the little things he does each day

Funniest Comic to Democrats

Goes to: RedfeatheR

Because love means never having to say your sorry.

Funniest Comic to Nerds

Goes to: arbi

For saving that orphan from the grease fire.

Most Obscure

Goes to: niteowl

For sleeping with 4 women at the same time in college.

The Tobor AwardFor funniest Inside Joke

Goes to: RedfeatheR

For once beating up the Dallas Cowboys.

Best Use of Lack of Rules

Goes to: arbi

Because

he

CAN

The AUUHHH award Of best use of being corny

Goes to: nitowl and RedfeatheR

For the threesome last night. you were both quite excellent

your balls nicely massaged, back to the real ones:

Bronze Award of Neatoness

Goes to: niteowl

For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: 'FTC #70: Stew is Celebrity Personified']

Silver Award of Excellence

Goes to: RedfeatheR

For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: 'Piiiiiiiickllllllllllllllle']

Psychic Award

Goes to: me!

My comic
was:[Click to view comic: 'FTC 70: mine']

Bonus Award

Goes to: arbi

For:
[Click to view comic: 'Finish this comic #70 entry']

Creativity Award

Goes to: nitowl

For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: 'FTC #70: Stew is Celebrity Personified']

Zinger Award (And the next host of FTC)

Goes to: arbi

For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: 'Finish this comic #70 entry']

congratulations, arbi! now pass me some horsey sauce and have fun with the next contest

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what if nigger meant kite

I must commend you on your ability to hand out all of the awards with only three comics to choose from. Truly, this is an event that is matched only by the release of the film "The Trial Of Billy Jack."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

thank you. i couldn't have done it without the help of the Hilton family and one Billy Jack

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what if nigger meant kite

Gosh, the zinger, and the bonus.
Best use of cockspray to steal a bonus.
I'll have a #71 up within a week.
[Click to view comic: 'trophy aardvark']

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woof

[Click to view comic: '#71 template']

Ok, here's #71. Just add text. You can change it a bit,
but too many changes may hurt your score.

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woof

[Click to view comic: 'FTC #71 variation on template']
feel free to use this one instead.

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woof

You know, occasionally people actually start a new thread when they're posting one of these contest thingies.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

This is like a sneak preview.I'll start a new thread soon.

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woof