Seeing as how its last host abandoned it for no apparent reason and I started this contest, I now present to you , World's Worst #40.

Your topic? World's Worst thing to say when your significant other is trying on clothes.

Judging in a week, pending entries.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Quality Time V by RedfeatheR 8-22-05

Look at that pig wth the fatass

ww #40 - 1.0 by arbi 8-22-05

do these pants make my ass look fat? it's not the pants, honey. (sorry adam. it's for a contest) (arbi's current weight=175. arbi's usual weight=155.)  !?

WW #40 - WD #40 by arbi 8-22-05

help me with these pants? i'll get the WD #40.  ?!

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woof

ring ring by mandingo 8-22-05

honey, could you get the phone, i'm letting out a seam on something i just bought why not save all the hassle and just buy a bigger bedsheet? it's not a bedsheet, is it? machine'll get it

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what if nigger meant kite

WW #40: what do you think? by mandingo 8-22-05

what do you think? i think i'm glad they don't charge by the square foot what do you think? help! buttzilla! what do you think? i think it makes you look like a 12-year-old Thai whore

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what if nigger meant kite

WWJD by njnp40 8-25-05

Let me guess, sleaveless? Oh. Ha. Ha.

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Have cynics ever been wrong?

The Floor by cpausti 8-25-05

Honey, I think those panties would look way better on the floor. Oh baby! Honey, meet The Floor. Hi!

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all the wrong things for all the right reasons

WW #40: Never Mind The Buttocks by biped 8-25-05

Honey, do these pants make my butt look big? Yes, but no one will notice your huge butt after they get a load of that warthog face of yours. Honey, do these pants make my butt look big? Yes, but everyone will be too busy wondering what smells like refried buffalo shit to care. Honey, do these pants make my butt look big? Yes, but your enormous cow-sized butt makes the rest of your body look that much slimmer.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

WW #40: What not to say

*gasp* I LOVE this outfit! What do you think? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA...haha...heh... Oh, you were serious...

by HCRoyall, 8-30-05

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

ww:40 Mr. Nevergetslaid (though granny loves him) by flipynif1 9-01-05

Honey, how do these pants look on me? It looks like your camel toes is trying to eat them. Do you like this shirt? I think a sweater will cover that gunt better. Do you think this Moo moo makes me look fat sonny? OH HELLZ NO GRANNY, Such easy access who could EVER say no. *pitches tent*

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I dumb :D

WW #40: Dun say it to ur girlfriend unless u want sterility by NooniePuuBunny 9-03-05

Does this look better on? On what? On fire? Do you think this makes me look fat? No, it makes you look preagnant. There's a difference. What do you think goes with this better, the perky pink shawl or the watermelon ascot? Doesnt matter to me... either way that dress makes you look like a friggin whale!

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Sorry I'm so late judging! School caught up with me, and I didn't catch up with it. Anyway, first place goes to this comic (which, by the way) doesn't look fat in those pants:

To the rest of you: Prepare for WW#41, hosted by cpausti!

Honorable mentions go to Noonie, biped and Mandingo.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I should check this more often, because I just made this one:

WW 40: Goodbye, testicles!

Do you think I need to loose weight? Don't tell me you haven't noticed. Holy crap! I thought you were pregnant!

by HCRoyall, 9-06-05

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.