Children in Trouble: Baby Zacha by HotRodDeathToll 8-28-05

Hello little boy, would you like a balloon. Because i got a bag full right over here. Come on, come over here so i can give you a ballooon.

Enjoy?

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

Your funny-tank needs to be refilled. You're running on empty.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I liked it. It's not funny as such, but it has that dark edge that I love. Perhaps psychosis turns me on, I don't know.

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The tongue licking the ars of pretension.

A punchline couldn't have hurt.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

I get it. This is a comic/ISpy. We have to try and FIND the punchline somehwere in the background, right?

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

I get it. This is a comic/ISpy. We have to try and FIND the punchline somehwere in the background, right?

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

Rum is the punchline?

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Don't like it? Eat me.

Fuck punchlines. Jokes are funnier without punchlines.

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The tongue licking the ars of pretension.

I prefer jokes that make people read between the lines....

Like this one...

Highschool Can Be Hard by flipynif1 8-05-05

Uh Teach? *grumble grumble* I think I skipped a step... sigh Jesus CHRIST, for the last time, Friday's projects are Chessboards, CHESSBOARDS!

Here's response i got from people..

I don't get it
HAHA FUNNY, he said Jesus Christ to Jesus Christ

I know lots of people are more sophistcated than that.

Here is the joke:

Jesus is a carpenter, he is in woodshop, instead of making a chessboard he accidentally crucufied himself, it's friday (he was crucufied on good friday).

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I dumb :D

You know, I didn't get that the first time, but now that you've explained it, it's quite good.

But this is the kind of thing I meant by lack of punchline:

Protosquid 42: Sitting in rainbow valley chasing lightbeams by 0401040 6-17-05

I went to the doctor about that bipolar disorder you mentioned. And? You were wrong... That's a relief. ... I actually have Progressive Supranuclear Palsy. Oh...

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The tongue licking the ars of pretension.

flipynif1, are you serious about messages regarding that strip? I thought it was easy enough to catch, to the point of not really having to try to catch it.

Catch me.

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Don't like it? Eat me.

i am serious....kinda made me sad

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I dumb :D

OMFG 0401040 or whatever, that toaster penis one rulz

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I dumb :D

i caught that one too, flipynif, but i was guessing some didn't because of how low it was rated despite how funny it was

and 0401040, '... I actually have Progressive Supranuclear Palsy.' is the punchline. made me laugh anyway (though i think it would have been even funnier if only the word Progressive was in italics)

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what if nigger meant kite

I agree with mandingo, there. Making the blonde guy wrong because of a technicality would make it much funnier.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

You realise I actually did some research into what condition he had. Progresive Supranuclear Palsy is quite a difference from Bipolar Disorder. So he wasn't just wrong about the 'Progressive' he was also wrong about the 'Superanuclear Palsy'.

Him having PSP is a plot device that explains why he doesn't look the other characters in the eye, and spends ages looking at a piece of paper in previous strips.

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The tongue licking the ars of pretension.

Mmm, PSP.

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Don't like it? Eat me.

Look kid, i'm busy

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I dumb :D