Based on an IRC conversation with KajunUSA:

Ask A Gay Man Anything by AccentuateNegative 9-09-05

Dear Fag, My girlfriend won't let me have sex with her in her butthole. Am I gay if I do it with my friend Dave instead? Dear Intruder, Performing a gay act doesn't make you gay. Liking it does.

Ask a Gay Man Anything!

Just how big of a stereotype is the girly-voice and limp-wristed wave?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Stupid question time, and not the entendre it seems to be, but what is DIC?

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woof

Desert Island Commentary?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

i think it would be better if i show you

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what if nigger meant kite

Ask A Gay Man Anything by AccentuateNegative 9-10-05

Dear Fag, Just how big of a stereotype is the girly-voice and limp-wristed wave? Dear You-Ask-I'll-Tell, It's absolutely true. People who do the wave at sporting events are really, really gay.

Dear Fag,

When hot, drunk indie-rock boys say "I'm cuuuuuuute" after I give them ten cents for a bus ride, are they speaking the truth?

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Ask A Gay Man Anything by AccentuateNegative 9-11-05

Dear Fag, When hot, drunk indie-rock boys say I'm cuuuuuuute after I give them ten cents for a bus ride, are they speaking the truth? Dear Three-Beer- Queer, There's a good chance they really do think you're cute. But keep in mind that people who ride public transportation already have very low standards.

Dear fag,
How many times do you have to have gay sex with a gay guy before you can convince him that you're not gay?

Dear fag,
How many times do you have to have gay sex with a gay guy before you can convince him that you're not gay?

Dear Fag,

If I have sex with a dead man does that make me gay? I mean, he's not alive right? So it doesn't count, right?

Waiting by the Embalming Table

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Bringing you comics, once a year. Whether you want them or not.

Dear Gay Man,

Isn't it kinda self-indulgent, passé crap to use homosexuality as some kind of gimmick? Has the whole gay thing not went past a joke? I mean, really, where can you get a kick out of a camp voice and sexual innuendo anymore? 1999?

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"In a thousand years there will be no men and women just wankers and that's fine by me."

Dear Queer,

How much guy would a gay guy lay if a gay guy could lay guys?

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Dear Gay Man,

There are at least two gentlemen that I know with terrific fashion sense that prefer women. Should I worry about them going gay later or is this a society issue?

Signed,
Fashionably Late

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Dear Pillow-biter,

Are himafrodites gay?

-- Red

Dear Fag,

Are "Queer Eye For The Straight Guy" and "Will and Grace" really representative of gay culture? Are are they just annoying? And, is there a difference?

Signed,
Hot Pants For The Bi Girl

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ask and tell by arbi 9-12-05

from the 'ask a gay man anything' forum thread Dear Fag, are "Will and Grace" really representative of gay culture? Are are they just annoying? And, is there a difference? - Hot Pants will and grace represent typical gay men and straight women, while jack and karen respresent the stereotypes, and rosario reminds us that gender identity is a class issue. Hilarity ensues. Most gay men are tall dark and handsome lawyers in the big city, sensitive and funny, while most str8 women run their own design companies and date rock stars. Look at stripcreator for example. Choad and arbi are the only out strippers. They are lawyers, sensitive, smart, urban, urbane, with a crisp dry wit. Short dark and ugly here.

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woof

ask and tell II by arbi 9-12-05

Isn't it kinda self-indulgent, passé crap to use homosexuality as some kind of gimmick? Has the whole gay thing not went past a joke? I mean, really, where can you get a kick out of a camp voice... There's a sucker born every minute. PT Barnum. There are at least two gentlemen that I know with terrific fashion sense that prefer women. Should I worry about them going gay later? What, you worry? In a society of compulsory hetero monogamy, people can come out at any age. But they are probably just metrosexuals. I'm queer (but not gay) and a total slob. (it's funnier in afrikaans, where aardvark = earth pig) How much guy would a gay guy lay if a gay guy could lay guys? a) How much ground would a groundhog hog if a ground hog could hog ground? b) Priests do more than lay people. c) anything that moves.

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woof

dear vaginally challenged male,

if gays are born gay, why aren't their first words always PAlease

-confused in Kenosha

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what if nigger meant kite

Dear arbi,

How come you make comics about everyone ELSE'S ideas?

Love,
Some Guy

Dear Fag,

How are you gonna answer all these questions?

Love,
Some Guy

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

a) because it's easier than coming up with ideas of my own. i've actually finished making comics in this thread.
b) i sensed people were getting tired of my "i should do the laundry soon" comics.
c) AcN is too busy reading http://www.hairyerparts.com/.

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woof

Ask A Gay Man Anything by AccentuateNegative 9-14-05

dear vaginally challenged male, if gays are born gay, why aren't their first words always "PAlease?" Dear Confused, for the record, no vagina has ever chalenged me and won, but to answer your question... whatEVER!

hah!

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what if nigger meant kite

Dear Fag,

Are the "fab five" from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy actually worth listening to, or are they just another set of pretentious pricks with their own tv show?

-Fashion Impaired

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Dear Fag, do men that routinely engage in anal sex eventually get conditioned to be turned on by the smell of poop?

Love -

Channel #2

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