Okay, I've let this one stew long enough, so here's the big, spectacular judging thingy. I will use as many of the standard awards as I, in my infinite wisdom, deem appropriate. Right, Inga?
"Söta drömmar!"
I'll take that as a "yes"!
The Truth Award This would really happen

Goes to: HCRoyall
For the Comic: "Awlll Riight... giggidygiggidygiggidy!"
Most Political

Goes to: kaufman
For the Comic: "Almost Heavenly"
Funniest Comic to Republicans

Goes to: flipynif 1
For the Comic: "Numba 69" (Republicans love a good longshoreman joke!)
Funniest Comic to Democrats

Goes to: arbi
For the Comic: "cats and dogs living together"
Funniest Comic to Nerds

Goes to: NGrassi22
For the Comic: "Yep, He's Still A Virgin"
Most Sexual

Goes to: BigFrank105
For the Comic: "LAWL ANAL BUM SECKS"
Most Ironic

Goes to: arbi
For the Comic: "cutie pie" (this could be considered a flashback or a prequel)
Best Pun

Goes to: arbi
For the Comic: "cats and dogs living together" (even though this one clearly BROKE THE RULES!)
Funniest Politically Incorrect

Goes to: mandingo
For the Comic: "Best Title"
Most Obscure

Goes to: NGrassi22
For the Comic: "Incest Today" (I don't even remember why I said that about Vince Van Patten)
The Tobor AwardFor funniest Inside Joke

Goes to: NGrassi22
For the Comic: "...'Cause Incest With A 'S' Goes 's' Not 'c'."
Best Title

Goes to: mandingo
For the Comic: "Best Title"
Best Use of Lack of Rules

Goes to: (tie) arbi
For the Comic: "cats and dogs living together"
and Spankling
For the Comic: "Cutie Pie Eating Contest"
The AUUHHH award Of best use of being corny

Goes to: NGrassi22
For the Comic: "...'Cause Incest With A 'S' Goes 's' Not 'c'."
Psychic Award

Goes to: squidrabies
For the Link: "I'm deeply offended by this competition. Some things in life are sacred, such as the relationship between a boy and his mother. For shame."
My comic was: click on link (WARNING: adult content!)
Bonus Award

Goes to: finn34
For:
[ Posted comic does not exist ]
because it was a good comic but I couldn't figure out any other category that it fit into.
Bronze Award of Neatoness

Goes to: mandingo
For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 72: Best Title']
Silver Award of Excellence

Goes to: HCRoyall
For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 72: Awlll Riight... giggidygiggidygiggidy!']
Zinger Award (And the next host of FTC)

Goes to: friendy
For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 72: :-)']
Remember, my decisions are arbitrary and final even if they make no sense whatsoever. So congratulations, friendy! and thanks to everyone who participated.
Please remember to post the following crap in your FTC because I forgot to put it in my opening post:
To whoever hosts after me:
POST THESE LINKS
AND POST THAT THE NEXT HOST SHOULD POST THESE LINKS.
... and the host after that.
HOSTS! Read this first.
Awards List (Paste at judging)
Buh-bye, everybody! Buh-bye!
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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.