This FTC has Li'l Cutie Pie in it. He's so cute. Everything he says and does is so mind-blowingly cute. And when he says what he says in this template, with that precious, wide-eyed look on his cute wi'l face, it's cuter than a bunch of circus elephants farting lollipops at pre-schoolers.

FTC 72: Template by biped 9-12-05

When I grow up, I'm going to marry YOU, Mommy! AWW! Heh-heh! Isn't that cute? 20 years later... Well, Mom...it's time. Let's get married. Huh?

Please finish the comic now. Here are the rules:

1. As usual, photoshop is okay as long as you refer to it as "fartoshop."
3. There is no rule #2.
4. Old comics are okay as long as the first two panels just happen to be exactly like the ones in the template.
5. No "time warp" or "alternate universe" comics, please.

And now, it is up to you to continue the cuteness.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

not an entry, since it violates rule 2.

cats and dogs living together by arbi 9-12-05

rick santorum approved this message When i grow up I'm going to marry YOU mommy AWW! Heh-heh! Isn't that cute? rick santorum approved this message When i grow up I'm going to marry HUGH mommy AWW! Heh-heh! Isn't that cute? this was my 500th comic. When i grow up I'm going to marry EWE mommy AWW! Heh-heh! Isn't that cute?

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woof

ftc 72 cutie pie

lookin' cute, feelin' cute 4 cups flour, 1 cup sugar, 1 stick margerine, 4 cups cutie, 1/8 tps salt, vanilla, baking powder,

by arbi, 9-12-05

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woof

I'm deeply offended by this competition. Some things in life are sacred, such as the relationship between a boy and his mother. For shame.

i've been blessed with mediocrity.

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

Totally fucked up the rules. Damn.

Cutie Pie Eating Contest by Spankling 9-12-05

This is gonna be great! No. No it is not. You don't want me kid! Oh yes I do! I saw the good times Daddy was having and... That? That's nothin! He was telling me I don't hold a candle to your old lady! You should be waving that pole at her, big boy! When I grow up, I'm going to marry YOU, Mommy! AWW! Heh-heh! Isn't that cute? Now go wash up. daddy will be home any minute.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

i suppose this is the only real entry thus far

FTC 72: LAWL ANAL BUM SECKS by BigFrank105 9-12-05

When I grow up, I'm going to marry YOU, Mommy! AWW! Heh-heh! Isn't that cute? 20 years later... Well, Mom...it's time. Let's get married. Huh? Sweetie, you've been fucking me in the ass every night for the past 13 years. Marriage would only make things more complicated.

FTC 72: Awlll Riight... giggidygiggidygiggidy! by HCRoyall 9-13-05

When I grow up, I'm going to marry YOU, Mommy! AWW! Heh-heh! Isn't that cute? 20 years later... Well, Mom...it's time. Let's get married. Huh? To continue viewing "Incest Grannies 5", use your remote to enter your credit card number...

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

You just won the "Psychic" award in advance!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

FTC 72: Almost Heavenly by kaufman 9-13-05

When I grow up, I'm going to marry YOU, Mommy! AWW! Heh-heh! Isn't that cute? 20 years later... Well, Mom...it's time. Let's get married. Huh? Wh...what happpened? Oh, that nice Senator Byrd. He must have gotten money to build a freeway through our house.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

FTC 72: Best Title by mandingo 9-13-05

When I grow up, I'm going to marry YOU, Mommy! AWW! Heh-heh! Isn't that cute? 20 years later... Well, Mom...it's time. Let's get married. Huh? marriage, you know? like with dad? where i beat you half the time and take you by force the other half? i'll grab the ball gag

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what if nigger meant kite

THOSE COMICS ARE SICK!!!!!!!!!!

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n/a

yes, sick...LIKE A FOX!!

KEEP THEM UP, YEE HAW I WRANGLED ME A PINK DONKEY!!

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I dumb :D

FTC 72: :-( by friendy 9-20-05

When I grow up, I'm going to marry YOU, Mommy! AWW! Heh-heh! Isn't that cute? Well, Mom...it's time. Let's get married. Huh? Soon after the wedding. *sigh* At least no disputes over where to spend the honeymoon.

FTC 72: :-) by friendy 9-20-05

When I grow up, I'm going to marry YOU, Mommy! AWW! Heh-heh! Isn't that cute? Well, Mom...it's time. Let's get married. Huh? ... so that's why I'm so nervous. I can't even imagine how the pastor will react. Btw, are you his new assistant? No, me and Kitty are the newlyweds.

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Disclaimer: Sorry if some of my comics are offensive to somebody. They are created in a light-hearted mood and aren’t intended to hurt anyone.

FTC 72: Cutie Pie by Matt_wolfe 9-20-05

When I grow up, I'm going to marry YOU, Mommy! AWW! Heh-heh! Isn't that cute? 20 years later... Well, Mom...it's time. Let's get married. Huh? I now pronounce you husband and wife, you may kiss the bride. I hate age differnce weddings.

If there are no more entries within the next 24 hours, I will probably judge this then.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Incest Today

To quote Biped, "Crust gets laid more than Vince Van Patten. It might as well call itself "Vince Van Patten Times A Million.""

by NGrassi22, 9-21-05

Yep, He's Still A Virgin

I WANNA TAP YOUR TIGHT PUSSY, MA! NOW! If that's the case, you got another thing coming.

by NGrassi22, 9-21-05

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It's not the crack, it's the 'caine.

It's Incest With 'C' Not Incest With An 'S' by NGrassi22 9-22-05

When I grow up, I'm going to marry YOU, Mommy! AWW! Heh-heh! Isn't that cute? 20 Years Later... Well, Mom...it's time. Let's get married. Huh? Rember kids, incestious relationships between mother and son often end up in spontaneous human combustion. So remember, be safe: do it with a sibling.

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It's not the crack, it's the 'caine.

FTC 72 - Numba 69 by flipynif1 9-22-05

When I grow up, I'm going to marry YOU, Mommy! AWW! Heh-heh! Isn't that cute? 20 years later... Well, Mom...it's time. Let's get married. Huh? After a quick Reception at the 24 hour Love Chapel... So, you wanna 69? 69? No sonny, you'll be AT LEAST number 83, since the longshoreman came into town this morning anyway.

Sorry for bad entry

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I dumb :D

Too lazy to make the first two panels, so here's the last one:

...'Cause Incest With A 'S' Goes 's' Not 'c'.

RAAAAR! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU! Let's take it easy on the cornholing today, Tobor. My back hurts.

by NGrassi22, 9-22-05

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It's not the crack, it's the 'caine.

Okay, I've let this one stew long enough, so here's the big, spectacular judging thingy. I will use as many of the standard awards as I, in my infinite wisdom, deem appropriate. Right, Inga?

"Söta drömmar!"

I'll take that as a "yes"!

The Truth Award This would really happen

Goes to: HCRoyall

For the Comic: "Awlll Riight... giggidygiggidygiggidy!"

Most Political

Goes to: kaufman

For the Comic: "Almost Heavenly"

Funniest Comic to Republicans

Goes to: flipynif 1

For the Comic: "Numba 69" (Republicans love a good longshoreman joke!)

Funniest Comic to Democrats

Goes to: arbi

For the Comic: "cats and dogs living together"

Funniest Comic to Nerds

Goes to: NGrassi22

For the Comic: "Yep, He's Still A Virgin"

Most Sexual

Goes to: BigFrank105

For the Comic: "LAWL ANAL BUM SECKS"

Most Ironic

Goes to: arbi

For the Comic: "cutie pie" (this could be considered a flashback or a prequel)

Best Pun

Goes to: arbi

For the Comic: "cats and dogs living together" (even though this one clearly BROKE THE RULES!)

Funniest Politically Incorrect

Goes to: mandingo

For the Comic: "Best Title"

Most Obscure

Goes to: NGrassi22

For the Comic: "Incest Today" (I don't even remember why I said that about Vince Van Patten)

The Tobor AwardFor funniest Inside Joke

Goes to: NGrassi22

For the Comic: "...'Cause Incest With A 'S' Goes 's' Not 'c'."

Best Title

Goes to: mandingo

For the Comic: "Best Title"

Best Use of Lack of Rules

Goes to: (tie) arbi

For the Comic: "cats and dogs living together"

and Spankling

For the Comic: "Cutie Pie Eating Contest"

The AUUHHH award Of best use of being corny

Goes to: NGrassi22

For the Comic: "...'Cause Incest With A 'S' Goes 's' Not 'c'."

Psychic Award

Goes to: squidrabies

For the Link: "I'm deeply offended by this competition. Some things in life are sacred, such as the relationship between a boy and his mother. For shame."

My comic was: click on link (WARNING: adult content!)

Bonus Award

Goes to: finn34

For:

because it was a good comic but I couldn't figure out any other category that it fit into.

Bronze Award of Neatoness

Goes to: mandingo

For the Comic:

FTC 72: Best Title by mandingo 9-13-05

When I grow up, I'm going to marry YOU, Mommy! AWW! Heh-heh! Isn't that cute? 20 years later... Well, Mom...it's time. Let's get married. Huh? marriage, you know? like with dad? where i beat you half the time and take you by force the other half? i'll grab the ball gag

Silver Award of Excellence

Goes to: HCRoyall

For the Comic:

FTC 72: Awlll Riight... giggidygiggidygiggidy! by HCRoyall 9-13-05

When I grow up, I'm going to marry YOU, Mommy! AWW! Heh-heh! Isn't that cute? 20 years later... Well, Mom...it's time. Let's get married. Huh? To continue viewing "Incest Grannies 5", use your remote to enter your credit card number...

Zinger Award (And the next host of FTC)

Goes to: friendy

For the Comic:

FTC 72: :-) by friendy 9-20-05

When I grow up, I'm going to marry YOU, Mommy! AWW! Heh-heh! Isn't that cute? Well, Mom...it's time. Let's get married. Huh? ... so that's why I'm so nervous. I can't even imagine how the pastor will react. Btw, are you his new assistant? No, me and Kitty are the newlyweds.

Remember, my decisions are arbitrary and final even if they make no sense whatsoever. So congratulations, friendy! and thanks to everyone who participated.

Please remember to post the following crap in your FTC because I forgot to put it in my opening post:

To whoever hosts after me:
POST THESE LINKS
AND POST THAT THE NEXT HOST SHOULD POST THESE LINKS.
... and the host after that.
HOSTS! Read this first.
Awards List (Paste at judging)

Buh-bye, everybody! Buh-bye!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Thank you, Biped. :) I'll start the next FTC in a day or two.

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Disclaimer: Sorry if some of my comics are offensive to somebody. They are created in a light-hearted mood and aren’t intended to hurt anyone.

Schnikes! 4 Awards! I'm honored, Biped.

And no, I don't remember why you said that abotu Vince. But I have about ten PMs abotu us conversign about crust, Vince Van Patten and more.

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It's not the crack, it's the 'caine.

Well, whatever I said about him, I stand behind it 100%.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Crust gets more ass than Vince Van Patten's face. It might as well call itself "The 'More Than Vince Van Patten's Face' Ass Receptacle."
From biped :: 07-12-04 11:28pm ( reply :: delete )

Crust gets laid more than Vince Van Patten. It might as well call itself "Vince Van Patten Times A Million."
From biped :: 07-12-04 11:24pm ( reply :: delete )

Crust has a license to kill.
From biped :: 07-12-04 11:00pm ( reply :: delete )

I suppose so. We'll just say the crust becomes me. That should settle things.
From biped :: 07-12-04 08:13pm ( reply :: delete )

When you eat the sandwich, you become the crust.
From biped :: 07-12-04 04:26pm ( reply :: delete )

With all crust, sliced from a loaf made entirely of crust.
From biped :: 07-11-04 11:49pm ( reply :: delete )

No, you were going to say "A la peanut butter and jelly sandwiches."
From biped :: 07-11-04 09:16pm ( reply :: delete )

Viva la Milton Berle's hot buttered butt cheeks.
From biped :: 07-11-04 07:30pm ( reply :: delete )

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It's not the crack, it's the 'caine.