Made a series, neato fun fun, oh joy yay.

Doctor Doctor 2 by flipynif1 9-14-05

Oh doc, these therapy sessions are all that keep me from killing myself. Why would you want to do such a thing? I'm old, ugly and I feel like the entire world hates me. From now on, please pay me in advance.

Doctor Doctor 3 by flipynif1 9-14-05

I can't take it anymore *sob* Well that was a quick trip to the bathroom. *sob* I just swallowed all those sleeping pills you gave me. *sob* Ok, well get right home, have a glass of water and get some rest.

Doctor Doctor 4 by flipynif1 9-14-05

Oh Doc, I don't know what's wrong with me, everday I wake up and look in the mirror I vomit! Oh my. Well, what's the prognosis Doc? I don't really know. You don't? No, but you can skip the Optometrists.

Doctor Doctor 5 by flipynif1 9-14-05

..so as you can see, you are crazy. Oh my. The charts never lie. I think i'd like a second opinion. Ok, you're ugly too.

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Doctor Doctor by flipynif1 4-28-05

Oh doctor, I've been feeling so out of sorts lately I think i'm getting close to the end. Don't say that, we'll check you out and i'm sure you'll be the epidimy of health! Well Doc, what's the prognosis.. You have 10... 10...10 years? GREAT! I didn't think I had it in me...thanks Doc! 9....

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Lol. Still love that last one.

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Don't like it? Eat me.

LOL. There all good, but that last one is genius. But what the hell do I know, I'm still new.

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Have cynics ever been wrong?

that last one and number 4 are flippin great. but please tell you didn't get the joke somewhere else. you made me lose hope in humanity last time

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what if nigger meant kite

Ok, he won't tell. But I will. That joke's old. Love the series, though.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Yes, a couple are old jokes. Others aren't

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*yawns*...they were alright.

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"Leave the past behind and focus on the future, but live in the present"

Wow. You're bitter.

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Don't like it? Eat me.

yeah bltsandwich seems bitter and crusty, maybe some microwaving should clear that up, or Mayo

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Yik, never put lettuce or sandwhich bread into the microwave. One gets soggy in a disease kind of way, the other mushy yet rocklike at the same time. As least it does for me..

....and bltsandwhich apparently.

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Doctor Doctor 6 by flipynif1 9-15-05

I'm sorry but there was an accident during your circumcision. What?!?! What have you done? We...accidentaly gave you a sex change. Your no longer have a penis. Oh NO! I'll never be able to experience an erection again! Well, not your own.

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that last one was good too

thats okay, i still love you

in the butt

long time

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what if nigger meant kite

My feelings are very conflicted. On one hand, I like these comics. On the other hand, I can't stand Bruce Springsteen.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Doctor Doctor 7 by flipynif1 9-30-05

Well it's looks like your Robo-body operation was a complete success. There was one problem with the "cornholer" you ordered, we made it much to big. TOBOR GO TEST EXTRA BIG CORNHOLER! MWAHAHAHAHAH!! uh...Ok, bye bye! Excuse me doctor, that was supposed to be a LOBOTOMY on a raving homosexual murderous lunatic. Oh shit.

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Doctor, Doctor! Give me the news! I've got a bad case of laughing my ass off at these comics!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Wrongly performed operations are always funny.

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Don't like it? Eat me.

Yes, yes they are

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That last one is stolen...I've heard that joke a lot......

Fuck that it is

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That's only because PuterBoy is a raving homosexual murderous lunatic.

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

Must be, I didn't know tobor was that well known especially word play with him included

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Doctor Doctor 8 by flipynif1 11-01-05

Well I lost her Doc. *sigh* Once again my DeVry PHD and lack of any medical knowledge couldn't bring her back. She knew the risks when she came into our office. I'll get a report started. Ok Doc, here's your urine samp....where's my grandaughter? I'm sorry she didn't pull through, cause of death: she ceased to live. Ceased to live?? She was just waiting for me. Killed by death might look better in her obituary.

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AHAHAHA!!

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Don't like it? Eat me.

I love the ten seconds one but i think i saw that in readers digest or something.

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Making cheesy jokes in 5..4..3..2..poop.