I'm too tired to bother thinking up any decent criteria for this contest so here goes:

1. No old comics.
2. No photoshopped entries.
3. The overlaying theme must be collections or collectible items.
4. Optimus Prime doesn't care about organic people.

Judging will occur three days after I get 10 entries. Or whenever I get tired of waiting.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

CC 297: D & R Collectors' Series #1 (thanks to nealch) by biped 9-15-05

Hey, Ross! I just completed my collection of pictures of famous athletes' b -- I'M DRIVING MY COMPUTER DOWN THE SIDEWALK! BEEP-BEEP! NO! NO! PLEASE DON'T RUN OVER ME, ROSS! DIE LIKE A HAMSTER, DEAN! THEN MY COLLECTION OF PICTURES OF FAMOUS ATHLETES' BUTTHOLES WILL BE THE BEST! You BASTARD, you almost KILLED me! FINAL OFFER, Dean -- I'll trade you a MINT CONDITION MIKE TYSON for a CIRCA-1996 KERRI STRUG!

CC 297: D & R Collectors' Series #2 (thanks to nealch) by biped 9-15-05

BEEP-BEEP! GET OUTTA THE WAY, OLD LADY! RUN 'ER DOWN, DEAN! WE'LL START COLLECTING DEAD OLD LADIES! TAKING A DETOUR THROUGH THIS OLD FOLKS' HOME WAS A GREAT IDEA, ROSS! WHAT AN IMPRESSIVE TRAIL OF CORPSES WE'RE LEAVING, DEAN! WE'RE THE GREATEST COLLECTORS EVER! WHA -- OH, MAN! LOOK! KINDERGARTEN JUST LET OUT! DEAD OLD LADY COLLECTION COMPLETE! NOW SHIFTING FOCUS TO PRE-SCHOOLERS! KILL! KILL! KILL!

CC 297: D & R Collectors' Series #3 (thanks to nealch) by biped 9-15-05

The future of Dean and Ross. Ross, Optimus Prime doesn't care about organic people -- Hey, remember when we used to collect pictures of famous athletes' buttholes? Ha ha, yeah. I just sold mine to a Japanese collector for a million dollars. Oh. My, uh...my mom threw mine out. Heh. Got any heroin?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

wrong forum, ass munch!

i mean, honorable judge, sir

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what if nigger meant kite

CC 297: D & R Collectors' Series #4 (thanks to nealch) by PrimoOoze1138 9-16-05

Hey guy, I hear tell you're collecting animals. I got a cat here for ya. Name of Bojangles. Hmm. It would complete my mammal collection. Bojangles instantly loves whoever pets him. It's true. You can even ask Mr. Frederickson down the street. But this guy seems kinda creepy... And the great thing about Bojangles here is that he only pees on Thursdays. You can set your wa---. I DON'T WANT YOUR FUCKING CAT!

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Thar's a snake in mah boot!

I didn't wanna post this as I think it sucks, (I always lose steam with a good first idea) but i will anyway...

CC 297: take 1 by flipynif1 9-16-05

..so as you can see from this statement sir, Optimus Prime does NOT care about organic people. You....can't...be FUCKING SERIOUS!! TAKE YOUR LIES AND LEAVE NOW!! *SLAM* *sob* Sorry studio-audience-collection you're going to have to go, Optimus Prime says no more Organics *sniffle* *hahahahaha*

CC 297: Take 2 by flipynif1 9-16-05

*sob* DON'T MAKE THIS ANY HARDER THAN IT IS, JUST GO! *sniffle* *HAHAHAHAHA!!* The collection is over, why can't you UNDERSTAND!! You are free to be someone elses studio-audience-collection. *haha* Jesus, what is this, fucking Full Houseâ„¢? I must find Optimus. *hahahahaha*

CC 297- take 3 by flipynif1 9-16-05

shh shh I must find Optimus Prime, he MUST be made to understand! *HAHAHAHAHA* OH MY GOD IS THAT TONY DANZA? Goodbye collection, I knew thee well.

CC 297: take 4 by flipynif1 9-16-05

Optimus!! I need to talk to you! SILENCE!! Optimus speaks only to his Organic People collection through his HUGE throbbing penis! So, you don't hate Organic People? Not at all, I started that rumour so I could have ALL the Organic People, EVERY LAST ONE! I talk to them with my penis you see. Well SADDLE UP Optimus, You gots a lot of talkin to do! *HAHAHA.HA..ha..ha......ha .......gulp *

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I dumb :D

set of six by mandingo 9-16-05

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what if nigger meant kite

i know you said no oldies, so it won't count, but...

Orange Soda : Pride

I HAVE EVERY VERSION OF WINDOWS, EVER!!

by finn34, 9-02-05

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If I could have started this contest 15 days ago, that would have won.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

CC 297: Bash Brothers by niteowl 9-17-05

I see you bought a pack of baseball cards...so who did you get? Rafael Palmeiro, Juan Rincon, Barry Bonds... Awesome! You got a set of 'roid wranglers! They don't use steroids! It's all lies perpetrated by obviously jealous and biased media outlets! HAHAHA! You're in denial! You love steroid users! NA-NA-NA! Fuck this. I'm gonna get my autographed Jose Canseco bat and bash your head in.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

CC 297: Minnesota Nice by niteowl 9-17-05

Did you get a Johan Santana bobblehead at the game yesterday? How long did you have to wait line for it? Yep. It's awesome, dude. Only had to wait about 10 minutes... How's that? I saw on TV that people were waiting in line at the Dome for one at like 9am yesterday. I whacked an old lady and stole hers. I almost didn't get away with it though, since she tried suffocating me with her Homer Hanky. Dude, that was my grandma. She's in the hospital. Shit, I feel bad now. Tell her that I'll give her half of what I make on the eBay auction.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Colonel Sanders: Killer by drawinger 9-17-05

Finger-Licken' good. Dick. I can slaughter you legaly. .... Bitch Founding Fathers.

Colonel Sanders: Killer by drawinger 9-17-05

Hello, welcome to KFC! Here we delicately slaughter our chickens with tender, TENDER, PAIN!!! I'm a vegetarian. YOU SHOULD SEE THE BLOOD SPURT!!! SPURTSPURTSHPLORT!! C'mon!! They're killed with LOVE!!

Colonel Sanders: Customer Service by drawinger 9-17-05

Hello! Uhhh...here's the thing... that colslaw has... mold on it. Oh, that. Brings out teh flavor. Like blue cheese dressing. ...... I think it's trying to mate with the potato salad.

These are funny.

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CC 297 : Monsters

I'm going to be so rich! You bought 3 "Monsters Inc." toys from Burger King. That does not constitute a "collection"

by finn34, 9-17-05

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CC297: The Wizard of Oz Director's Cut by DexX 9-18-05

Yay! I now have a heart! ...and I finally got my brain! Thanks Lion! Don't thank me - thank Dorothy. Incidentally, anyone know where courage is found in the human body? *gurgle*

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CC297: The Wizard of Oz Director's Cut by DexX 9-18-05

Yay! I now have a heart! ...and I finally got my brain! Thanks Lion! Don't thank me - thank Dorothy. Incidentally, anyone know where courage is found in the human body? *gurgle*

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Shit, sorry for the double post.

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CC297: What do cliche Asian girls collect, anyway? by DexX 9-18-05

How's the collection going? Great! Got a new addition yesterday. Wanna see it? Sure! What is it? Genital warts.

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CC297: Alien Swap Meet

Trade you Amelia Earhart for Jimmy Hoffa?

by DexX, 9-18-05

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Okay, scraping the bottom of my creativeity barrel for tonight...

CC297: The price of a geek's heart. by DexX 9-18-05

Every Star Wars action figure from the original production runs, still in the packaging, plus every officially licenced vehicle and playset ever released, also still in the_original_packaging... Swap you all of them for a handjob. What? No! This collection was started by my dad when he was a kid. I've spent years filling the gaps, hunting down mint condition items... Blowjob? Sold!

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The Tail of the Fail to Tell Vagina by RedfeatheR 9-18-05

I guess it's to late to tell you now, but I possess the world's greatest number of STD'S what? YES! I wore a CONDOM!

CC 297: It's a True Fact by kaufman 9-18-05

You know you're spending too much time on Stripcreator when ... ... you believe the greatest collection ever created somehow involved Dr. Pedantic's vacation to Japan. Hey mistah, want to come to my restaurant for some excellent raw sushi? You just spoke a redundancy, miss. Sushi is by nature raw.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Judging will be Thursday. Or Friday if I get a lot of last-minute entries.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

CC 297: Obligatarrrrrry Talk Like A Pirate Day Cartoon by kaufman 9-19-05

This one's for those of you out there who collect "talk like a pirate" jokes. Arrrrrrrr, I just heard France is changing their national calendar again. From now on, summer will consist of January 13th, February 4th, 11th and 27th; the third week of March, April 12th, even days in May, prime days in June and July, ... the first nine days of August, Labor Day, Halloween, Thanksgiving, and Chanukah. Arrrrrrr, what do you think of that, matey? AWK! Pieces of ete! AWK! Pieces of ete!

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CC297: Noah The Collector by UnknownEric 9-19-05

Sweet, I almost have a complete set! With doubles!

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I has a flavor!

CC 297: The Neverending Story by kaufman 9-19-05

Guess what? I just traded a Natalee Holloway card and a Jennifer Wilbanks for a Chandra Levy. Know what that means? I've finally completed my set of Topps Young White Women who Mysteriously Disappear, Causing Months of Undue Media Frenzy trading car... Damn.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

I have one thing to say to ye: Aaaaarrgh!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.