Mr. Meatballs by biped 9-17-05

Hello, little girl. My name is I. P. Meatballs, and -- HAA-HAA!!! YOU PEE MEATBALLS!!! NYAH. NYAH. NYAH-NYAAAH NYAH! YOOOU PEEEEE MEEEAT-BAAALLS!!! NYAH NYAH -- Please...leave me alone...(choke) My god -- how in the world did that little girl know that I pee meatballs?

Mr. Meatballs 2 by biped 9-17-05

I'll need your name, sir. Yes, of course...I. P. Meatballs. Sir, the Utah State Department of Motor Vehicles is NOT interested in the fact that you pee meatballs. WHA--WHO IN GOD'S NAME TOLD YOU? HOW COME EVERYONE KNOWS MY SHAMEFUL SECRET? I PEE MEATBALLS!!! EVERYONE MIGHT AS WELL KNOW IT!!! I PEE MEATBALLS!!! I PEE MEATBALLS!!! Hey, I crap linguini! Let's do lunch!

Mr. Meatballs 3 by biped 9-17-05

Thank you, doctor, for telling me that it's my name, I. P. Meatballs, that is causing the problem. Think nothing of it, Mr. Meatballs. All you have to do is change your name, and voila! -- problem solved. You're parked in a "no-parking" zone, sir. I'm afraid I'll have to give you a ticket. Your name? U. P. Meatballs, officer. And I'll gladly repeat that just for the record -- U. P. Meatballs. I don't know how in the hell you found out that I pee meatballs, you bastard, but you'll be sorry. God help me, you'll be sorry. Err...the "U" stands for "Ulysses..."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Hahaha! U.P. Hilarity!

Great series, not as great as some of your series's but still way above what I can do!

FUNNEE!

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I dumb :D

Thank you. Here is the final episode.

Mr. Meatballs -- epilogue by biped 9-17-05

Oh, Ulysses Proust...my darling... Oh, Ignacia Pauline...my sweetest... I can't wait another minute, U. P.! Let's get married right away! Yes, yes, I. P.! And to prove my devotion, I'm taking YOUR last name! And do you, Ulysses Proust Meatballs...take this woman, Ignacia Pauline Freely...

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

#2 made me lool

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what if nigger meant kite

i thought this was going to be about the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

Orange Soda : Revelation

http://www.venganza.org/ I have been touched by his noodly appendage!!

by finn34, 9-17-05

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

Didn't you see THE MATRIX? "There is no Flying Spaghetti Monster."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

who are you to deny my Lord and Master?

his noodly appendage will touch us all!

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

WHO ARE YOU TO DENY KEANU REEVES???!!!!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

YOU ARE DOOMED FOR ETERNAL TIME, SPENT WATCHING "POINT BREAK" ON REPEAT.

IT IS WRITTEN!

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

Point Break. lewl.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.