I just killed a section of my brain swimming through the sixty page sea of BLT, just to find out why this thread still lives.
I have come to the conclusion that the only way to win is to freeze it before it consumes us all, like The Blob.
Or Son of The Blob.
Or The Blob Returns.
Or the remake of The Blob that was on HBO a while back.
Or the other remake that was on SciFi.
Do you see what will happen if something isn't done? SciFi will make the bltsandwich17 movie. And what then? WHAT THEN?
the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old