Okay, I'm a fan of comics that are weird, like Max Cannon's "Red Meat" Sometimes Max will use 2 "empty" panels to build up a joke.

This is your task as creators in BTC 41.

THE RULEZ!

1. No old comics (*unless they're incredible.)
2. No Photoshopped comics (sorry, it's too easy)
3. Refer to Rule 4
4. See also Rule 1
5. No changes to the last panel, whatsoever.

aside from that, your charge is deceptively simple. create the funny BEFORE the last panel.

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BTC #41 - kkkweer by 25cents 9-22-05

she said yes! you were right, phil! all it took was a little self-confidence and she was eating out of my hands! well, i'm glad you managed to find yourself a date, buddy...but... she's so hot! never in a million years would i have thought i could get her to date me! and she's a great kisser, too! jon, that's a fucking guy. a guy. you just kissed a dude. i'm telling the grand wizard.

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BTC 41 - Thought Process by flipynif1 9-22-05

Some dude just came up to the stall I was using in the can and told me he was going to take me home and rape me! Oh shit, well you better come home with me. Ok, where will I find you at the end of the night. In the can.

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BTC 41 - W00t sux0rz by flipynif1 9-22-05

I got joke for you! Haha, me raffing already! A man wok into a bar... Ok I imagine dis now...

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Bahahaha

BTC # 41 : The Reaction Panel Experiment by Matt_wolfe 9-22-05

Ok, Step one. Draw 2 people. Step 2 draw a background.

alright! i like it!

i'm not eligible, but i'll ante up

BTC 41 : Good News/Bad News by finn34 9-22-05

WOOHOO! What the hell is wrong with you? I just won a couple of tickets to see The Grateful Dead! Isn't Jerry Garcia dead?

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BTC 41 - $$=0 by flipynif1 9-22-05

Holy shit dude, what is that? It's 10,000,000,000 Yen. What the hell are you going to buy with 10,000,000,000 Yen? You'll see.

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BTC 41: Whither Thou Goest by biped 9-22-05

...so I said, "No, fuck YOU, asshole!" Ha-ha! Ha-ha, ha haha hahaha! Ha! Hey, I gotta take a shit! You mind? Of course not. Go right ahead.

BTC 41: Havin' A Ball by biped 9-22-05

I can't believe I got up the nerve to talk to her! And she was fascinated! She couldn't take her eyes off me! Holy shit, she's still looking at me! And she's talking about me to her girlfriend! Oh man, I've got it made in the -- Your fly's open, and one of your nuts is hanging out.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Going Ball Deep by NGrassi22 9-22-05

So, out of nowhere, one huge sack just hits me in the face! It was Ricky's camping sack! One sack? Camping was fun though, we had a ball! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING THIS JUST TO MAKE ME FEEL BAD ABOUT HAVING ONE TESTICLE.

My deepest apologies to Lance Armstrong.

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It's not the crack, it's the 'caine.

HAHA Biped, you rule

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41 - templ'ate by arbi 9-22-05

Dude! You were spozd to meet me at the temple 20 minutes ago.

41 - Temple ate. by arbi 9-22-05

RAWR MMMMM, YUM Dude, sorry i'm late. You said turn left at the temple, but the there was no temple anywhere.

41 - Temple 8. by arbi 9-22-05

Congratulations, padawan. You have discovered the double top secret entrance to temple 8.

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BTC #41 - i feel so dirty... by 25cents 9-22-05

hhhey man...don't you think you've had enough to drink? that's like the 20th glass i've seen in your hand all night. nah, it's ok man. i've been getting my beer for free, and i think it's non-alcoholic. you've been getting it for free?!?! where? they have a tap in the restroom. it's called Glory Hole Ale or something like that. the tap works kinda funny, but it tastes kinda like Olde Style.

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this is so awesome, you guys are true rock stars.

i feel proud of this BTC already, and it's just the first day!

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at the bar by mandingo 9-23-05

boy, we sure got smashed last night, huh? i even had this dream we sucked each other's cock

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what if nigger meant kite

  by mandingo 9-23-05

how was your blind date last night? it was okay. the only thing was that the girl had this enormous... wait a damn minute... where the fuck is the title to this comic?

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what if nigger meant kite

nice one.

nice one.

(oops, double post!)

BTC 41 : mandingo's idea, continued... by finn34 9-23-05

Man, last night I had the weirdest dream. I had gotten drunk and then talked about dreaming about sucking each other's cocks. That was last week. That happened. You put my dick in your mouth.

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the guy on the left is a mute pacifistic jew-boy. by 25cents 9-23-05

you know, i've been thinking, and, well... you're nothing but a butt-fucking jew.

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if we have no more entries, judging will be tomorrow by 10pm.

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I'm fashionably late.

Oh, the stories we chould never tell... by HCRoyall 9-26-05

Look, we both need to clear the air about some things, so let's get everything out in the open. All right, I'll go first. Right before you got married, me and your wife got drunk and had sex in the supply closet during an office party. I've been sneaking into the bar every night after closing time for the past two weeks and masturbating into the beer.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

BTC #41: Barflies by fzh 9-25-05

God, that girl is hot. I'd like to tap that ass. Yeah me too. I've gotten pretty close a few times too. You know her? Who is she? My sister.

BTC #41: White guys should not call each other niggah. by suicide_king 9-27-05

Whassup, my niggah? Fine, don't answer me. Just stand there so fucking smug with your pint of hipster craft beer. Won't even look me in the eye. Well fuck you, asshole. I hope you die of cancer. Shaquille O'Neal is standing right behind you.

Where Everybody Naws and Mames by RedfeatheR 9-28-05

Hey man what's u-- stop right there... don't move... A coat-eating ceiling-monster just took my coat. *gasp!* MY COAT I wouldn't worry about the ceiling monster though. I'd be more worried about the dick chomping floor gremlin

okay, our winners for BTC 41 are as follows :

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BTC 41 - Thought Process by flipynif1 9-22-05

Some dude just came up to the stall I was using in the can and told me he was going to take me home and rape me! Oh shit, well you better come home with me. Ok, where will I find you at the end of the night. In the can.

1st place = flipynif1

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Alright, saddle up pardners, BTC 42 IS GONNA BE A WILD RIDE!!

SQUEEL LIKE A PIG!!

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