I haven't been funny in print for a while. Nor have I been in person come to think of it.
However I thought at one point I had Kajun and Scyess in stitches with a particularly off-the-wall comment I made when we were having a particularly filthy discussion at the Steak'n'Shake. It was either that or they were dying of embarrassment.
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Please replace the handset, and try again.