one day i was sitting at work and wanted to make a comic about the receiptions at my work who i dislike. so i searched on yahoo for comic strips. of course there were a bunch of results, but I ended up liking stripcreator's format the best and here I am. What about you? here is my first comic:

TheReceptionist by matclarke 4-25-05

Man, I really hate that damn receptionist!!! What are you gonna do? Maybe I should put a flamming bag of dog poop under her desk. You might get fired for that one. Yeah, maybe i'll just try faxing some more stuff to our main line. You won't get fired for that but maybe you'll go to hell.

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obscenity filter is off

guilty of the "using the 'classic' guy who hammers nails into this head theme"

yea, but how did you end up here?

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obscenity filter is off

I heard about this place from some guy (don't even ask about him).
first comic and don't know why I made it and dont care mostly im bored now and trying to stay busy so I dont have to go home and be more bored. So, basically, I am on this site because I am bored and bored of other sites I get onto all the damn time.

The guy and the bug. by bltsandwich17 8-30-05

AHHHHH! It's a bug! yummm! food! I got some sweet bug spray ready for you. Bug spray? uh!oh! That's right. Leave! I'm out of here!

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"Leave the past behind and focus on the future, but live in the present"

This cunt I know told me about it. Then he told Kajun. Then the forums went downhill.

Thankfully the cunt that brought Dougan and I to this site is soon to be dead. Just as soon as I get his address.

He's in Canadia now, so if brad wants to stab any foreign types, it'd be much appreciated.

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Dad was flammable

Learned about this site from GameNOW magazine. They had a little thing on it in the back. GameNOW used to be XpertGamer, which used to be EGM2... All of them were the sister mag of Electronic Gaming Monthly. GameNOW is now defunct, unfortunately.

Those magazines also sucked, don't forget to add that. They were all made for people to stupid to just read EGM and were filled with fluff stories and reviews featuring words like GROOVY and OUT OF SIGHT. They were awful magazines.

Everything Must Die by squidrabies 8-03-02

We're friends, right? If I tell you something, you don't be mad, right? Of course I won't be mad. You can tell me anything, pal. Just spit it out. Okay... well, I have something to confess. I'm not very proud of what I did, but I did it and I'm ready to face the consequences OW! Why do I feel such unbearable pain when I turn toward you?! OWIE! I nailed your cock to the wall. No, I like it.

I don't remember how I found my way here. So yeah. There you go.

How the hell did I end up here?
I was googling for strippers.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

i was googling for comedy sites or caption sites and woila, oila, or however the fuck you spell it

A comic for Ethiopians by mandingo 6-11-05

Remember that time we bought those 10 gallon drums of ice cream and they ended up going to waste because we forgot them in the car? Do I! And that time I bet you I could go longer without pizza than you, so we ordered twelve of them which all rotted on the sink, stubborn as we were. Or that time we erected the 1:1 model of the statue of liberty using only fresh fruits, vegetables, and meat? Or when I bought that entire side of beef just to wear it as a Halloween costume? Or when I went to that all-you-can-eat buffet and only took a breathmint? Or when I purchased that grocery store just to burn it down?

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what if nigger meant kite

I can't remember how I got here. But I didn't use the nail-in-the-head guy until my second comic.

"BAD NEWS FOR JEFF" starring Jeff and Ying-Yang by biped 11-21-01

Oh drat...Mona's leaving me for the mailman... Serves ya right, shithead! I have nothing left to live for...whatever shall I do? Why don'tcha kill yourself, dumbass? OW!!! OW!!! I'm dying... Cool!!! Can't wait to rob your corpse, ya big butthead!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I heard of this from my sis (username OMG_DaGmAr6481987) who heard it from her friend who's username is SinatraFonzerelli (I think thats how you spell it...) and this is my first of a series of crappy comics:

Nuunie Meets Lucifer's Nephew by NooniePuuBunny 10-01-03

We start our episode today just as T is telling Nuunie a hidden fact about his real origin... Nuunie, I have something that I have been hiding from you for the past 3 years you've been my friend! Hiding something, eh, T? My name really isnt T Bates...I'm not related to the serial killer Norman Bates and I'm not even human! Really? Then who and what are you? I'm really...Lucifer's Nephew, Ray! And I was sent from hell to corrupt you! ... somehow...this doesnt surprise me...

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Livejournal. Don't lie, you have one too. I kept hitting random and there was one that I landed on which contained a link to one of his comics on this site. I don't even remember which it was, but it was a pretty crappy comic. The fact that the author couldn't spell or form complete sentences didn't deter me from reading the forums and some other (much better) comics by other users. Thus, I found myself drifting to this site more and more and got my own account.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

As I've said before, I was looking at a web page that showed random quotes a bot extracted from an irc channel devoted to another humor site I was on, and a quote from ladyj was actually a link to one of her comics here, and I followed it, and started fooling around and actually didn't first make a guy-nailing-his-own-head comic:

Only You Can Prevent Forrest Fires by kaufman 5-15-01

My mama told me life is like a box of caramels. My mama told me life is like a bag of sugar. No, it's definitely like a box of caramels. I'm telling you, it's like a bag of sugar. But hey, after all, what is caramel anyway?

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Some time after Al Gore created the internet, I was checking out links on Random Abstract and there was a link to stripcreator. I clicked the random button a few times, saw some funny comics and I was hooked.

I also did not make a Nail-in-Head comic.

How hung is god? by choadwarrior 4-30-03

Jesus, is it true God created us in His own image? Yes, my child And He also made us ashamed of our nakedness? Yes, my child So He has a tiny wang too?

Bunner introduced me to the site, and I think I posted at forums long before I braved making comics.

He had hoped this site would be something more than adolescent troll-brats wiping shit on the walls of SC.

"There's a comic engine and a cesspool where the lounge used to be. It's the internet's version of urban decay, and the can't-read-or-function-at-a-4th-grade-level crackheads have moved in."

Before he left here, he mourned the loss of original regs, mentioning DexX, Gabe, LadyJ, Wirthling, etc.

From what I can tell, there's not nearly as much troll activity here now.

I told bunner the other day that all the old regs are stopping by, so maybe he will too. Anyway, I love this site & I'm glad he turned me on to it.

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

A buddy of mine was posting his comics on his LiveJournal and I decided to look around. I think it was alcoac14 and pita's comics that got me hooked, so I created an account.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

*blush* Thank you :)

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

In particular it was your autobiographical ones where you were telling your story in the narrative and quoting songs I love in the speech bubbles. There was something particularly moving about those.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Thanks again...it was pretty much how my life really went. I should update it, so much has happened since then.

This one was something that happened when bunner and I were dating. I was very naive, a good girl. (Really)
and we were sitting on the couch while my parents, aunts, uncles, grandfather were all in the kitchen playing cards. There was just a neck-high partition wall between the living room & kitchen, and bunner said something incredulous to me. I said "Oh, come now" and he answered that way. Everything went silent in the kitchen. We crept off the couch and peeked over the partition to find everyone out there glaring at us. We fell back onto the couch laughing like idiots. 'Twas fun, very fun :D

Tommy James & The Shondells by pita 10-25-02

I somehow made it to 7th grade, and there was the most wonderful blue-eyed creature I'd ever laid eyes upon. Children, behave. That's what they say when we're together... And watch how you play... They don't understand, and so we're running just as fast as we can, holding onto one another's hand... 13 years old and in love... My parents are going to kill me. Trying to get away into the night and then you put your arms around me and we tumble to the ground, and then you say... "I think we're alone now, there doesn't seem to be anyone around... I think we're alone now, the beating of our hearts is the only sound.. Sorry, it's the closest thing to a cricket I could find... Oh, come, now... I can't, I'm not ready yet...

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

Tiffiny rocked. And she got naked for Playboy. Mmm.

Is all that brain-usage really worth the trouble? by DexX 1-08-01

She loves you, yeah yeah yeah... I once had a girl, or should I say... When I find myself in times of trouble, Mother Mary comes to me... You know, even if anyone DOES get the joke, they won't find it funny.

Strip 294!

Not much to my story. Gabe and Tycho linked to SC.com from the Penny Arcade news page back when I was reading it religiously. Some guy they knew had just started up a comic-strip-making site - go have a look.

So I did.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

My friend KingLou pointed me to it. He said he was making a gay robot series. I joined and my first comic was kind of a test, then I contributed some gay robot comics.

Knock, knock by FinnNYC 1-21-01

Knock, knock... Shut up. ...Knock, knock... Really.. Shut the fuck up, you're not funny. ...Knock, knock... Loser

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

I was at a forum for pro-wrestling and humor and such called the Confederate Mack (I think it no longer exists) and these two guys were trolling the boards and using comics from SC to antagonize the regs. Anyway, I looked at their comics (which were god awful) but thought the site looked fun and I signed up. The first person that I thought was cool and fun was attitude_chicka and I wrote to her and told her so and she said thanks. There was an "all these new folks keep coming here and screwing up the site" movement at the time so people weren't altogether friendly to me starting out, but Kaufman and Kajun were pretty nice to me, along with chicka, so i stayed.

This is my first comic.

Mysteries of life by mmyers 2-04-03

Happy Birthday to you... When I first stumbled on to him doing this, i thought "This is amazing!" Happy birthday to you... After awhile, it started to get a little annoying. I thought that if I ignored him, he would stop, but he didn't. Happy birthday to you... Now I find myself wondering how hard you have to throw a frisbee before it cuts something's head off.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.