This is why I don't like going by my first name by HCRoyall 10-17-05

Your name is Hunter? Do you Hunt? Royal Hunter? Do you work for a king? I fucking HATE you.

This is why I don't tell people my middle name by HCRoyall 10-17-05

Dude! Your middle name is Campbell? Like the soup? Die.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I have a friend named Hunter... and I told him it would be awesome if his last name were Gatherer.

That one I haven't heard before, so it's okay. The situations in the comic happen ALL THE FUCKING TIME. From some people it's okay, but most people I just want to strangle.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Are you related to Hunter S. Thompson? Can you get me his autograph?

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I <3 the name Hunter. It's like 10th on my list of names for boys. It's becoming more popular for girls now though, which is strange to me. I'd say you've got a pretty strong name there and you should be proud of that fact.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Dude, I wish.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

i guess this could count under this subject

shank by shank 10-18-05

what's so funny, nigger lol i was just pretending to be black

That's seriously what my mom is like. When I introduce myself to someone I make sure I'm out of earshot of my mother because no matter how I pronounce my name it's always wrong. She pronounces it something like "Rage in a". I go by Gia because it's easier on everyone.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Yeah, there's a family with a little girl named Hunter that sits in the row behind my fiancee and I at church, and every so often one of the parents will say something to the little girl and I'll turn around thinking they're talking to me. I've always thought of the name as rather androgynous, myself. Kind of like Shaun, except without the multiple spellings.

It's not the name that bugs me, it's the stupid jokes that people invariably use. squidrabies and kaufman at least came up with ideas I haven't heard before, but when you've heard "do you hunt?" the eighty billionth time you get this murderous tic that yearns to be loosed.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Please don't shoot me, HC! by DexX 10-18-05

Och, lad. I'm Euan McTavish, and His Majesty, King Liam Campbell, has sent me looking for his long lost son, abducted from the palace over twenty years ago. The lost prince, now a grown man and heir to the Scottish throne, is rumoured to be working in this remote forest, hunting deer for a living. You are the spitting image of the king, lad. Could it really be you? Are you... Hunter Campbell, Royal? Eat shit and die.

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First Name by little_kitty 10-18-05

So your name is... Paige? Unfortunately. Like... like Paige in a book? Except for the misspelling, yes. Paige what... Seven?

Last Name

Your last name is Bolton? Like Mi... Shut up or your testicles are mine.

by little_kitty, 10-18-05

Both of these situations HAVE actually happened. First day of Home Ec in grade 9, my teacher asked me if I was related to Michael. Being a grade 9 and thinking the world revolved around me, I snottily replied "No!". And she disliked me for the rest of the semester.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

So ...

Did you get his testicles?

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He stopped talking before the threat could be made a reality.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

My nominal curse is that nobody can pronounce "Dominguez" in this country. Spaniards are rare in Oz, so there are hardly any Dominguezes around.

DOM-in-gooz
do-MIN-i-gez
DOM-in-ING-gez

It's not that fucking hard, people!

Oh, and then there are the attempts to spell it.

"That's D-O-M-I-N-G-U-E-Z... no, that's a G, not a Q. Yes, I'm sure. It's my fucking name, after all. No, Z at the end, not S. Yes, once again, I am quite fucking sure."

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What's In My Name? by ivytheplant 10-18-05

And who shall I say is calling? Kat. Pat? No, Kat. Like the housepet. Oh, that's soooo cute! Last name: YouSuck.

Melinda, You Jane by ivytheplant 8-16-05

Every time I'm on the phone with an account... And your middle name?  M.  "M" as in Mary? Oh, no. That's the first initial. Every goddamn time... Your middle name is...? Hang on, I'm trying to remember.

Last Names by ivytheplant 10-18-05

While growing up in the south... So are you related to Nathan Rogers? Hell no. All the time... Are you related to Heith Rogers? Thank god, no. It never ended... Are you related to any of the thousands of Rogers's in this county? For the last time, every day I give thanks that I'm not related to anyone south of the Mason-Dixon Line!

Last names. by UnknownEric 10-18-05

Every telemarketing call ever. Hello, Mr... umm... Nusewicz? Neffke. Nowitsky? Neffke. Meffertiti? Goodbye.

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Oh, by the way, I'm dooming my son to a lifetime of mockery. I'm naming him Read. Yeah, like "read a book." Hey, it's my wife's last name PLUS I'm, like, a librarian and shit. Think of all the cool stuff I can get him from the American Library Association with his name on it!

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My Name = teh sux by flipynif1 10-18-05

School John, John the Lephercaun! HHAHAHAH! You are NOT coming to MY BIRTHDAY! Work Hey John, gotta go to the John? HAHA Get it? Yeah, but tell me again, LOTS MORE because its GENIUS. Tell the WHOLE OFFICE so they may share in your intellectual superiority! The Future EVERY FIRST BORN NOT NAMED JOHN SHALL DIE! NOOOO MY LITTLE ELIZABETH!

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I need to show my fiancee this thread. I'm supremely proud of my Scottish and Irish ancestry (Campbell is my clan name, and it's been passed down like an heirloom in my family) and if we have a daughter I want to name her Cielidh (pronounced Kay-lee for those of you unfamiliar with the cool Gaelic phonetics). She likes the name but wants to spell it as it sounds claiming no one will be able to pronounce it.

No one seems to be able to pronounce my last name when the first meet me. I've heard "Royale", "Roy-All", "Row-yell", "Rowell", and "Royals". As far as I'm concerned, as long as SHE knows how to pronounce it, everyone else around her will learn.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I think its spelled Ceilidh, which is Gaelic for party or celebration. Eilidh (Ay-lee) is a lot cooler and more Scottish, but makes for really fun mispronunciations. ie: Eyelid

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

The fun of having a regional accent.

Dusting off the P45 (i) by jes_lawson 10-19-05

Hi is that Sporgan Murlock Recruitment? This is Mr. Lawson, I'm returning your call. Good afternoon Mr. Larsen! No, it's LAWSON. Dawson? L A W S O N! As in the former Chancellor, or the TV cook! One moment please, transferring you.

Dusting off the P45. (ii) by jes_lawson 10-19-05

I've got a Mr. Lawson on line 2 for you. Hot damn! I've managed to get him an interview with BarCap! Nigel! Hi!

I've not been called Nigel since school, but that punchline was funnier. I occassionally get James or Jez when people misread my e-mail address. No-one's yet called me Nigella. And lived.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

I think its spelled Ceilidh, which is Gaelic for party or celebration. Eilidh (Ay-lee) is a lot cooler and more Scottish, but makes for really fun mispronunciations. ie: Eyelid

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You're right. I tend to type too fast and transpose letters a lot.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Orange Soda : Names (1) by finn34 10-20-05

Man, I hate my first name. What's wrong with Jason? How about this one... "Hehe. Where's the Argonauts?" Who actually asks that?

Orange Soda : Names (2) by finn34 10-20-05

Man I hate my first name. I'm feeling deja vu. If it's not the Argonauts joke, it's "Are you related to Jason Voorhees? Are you a psycho?" Well, are you? Stay right there, I'll go get my chainsaw.

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MY FIRST NAME YOU FUCKS. by JESUSSANDWICH 10-20-05

So your first names Geddy. Yeah. Thats very odd. Yeah.

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Larry

What a coincidence, there's a beer company named becks and my nickname is beck. So what, i have the same name as the host on the price is right but you don't hear me boasting about it.

by HotRodDeathToll, 10-20-05

My name is larry, lazza for short.

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