Of all the department stores in the mall, it is the one most likely to see pinheaded mutants and blue skinned bag ladies.

Ever notice that?

And then that albino guy with the electrical powers walks by the games section and makes the screens go screwy just when your about to beat that cool new game demo they have out. I hate that.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I have an easy explanation:

K-Mart recently bought out Sears.

Honestly, I've never seen these "mutant" people at Sears. Then again, I'm always in tools/hardware and don't really shop the rest of the store.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

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I have an easy explanation:

K-Mart recently bought out Sears.

Honestly, I've never seen these "mutant" people at Sears. Then again, I'm always in tools/hardware and don't really shop the rest of the store.

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It is possible that you are one of the mutants, if you didn't notice.

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It is possible that you are one of the mutants, if you didn't notice.

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She's too sexy to be any of the mutants you've mentioned.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I once saw a mutant that had six nipples, and walked on all fours through the Home Appliance section of Sears. It was totally naked and had brown fur all over its body. It had a really long tail, and it was so dangerous that the people with it had to keep it on some kind of rope attached to a leather necklace.

it was very sexy.

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I once saw a mutant that had six nipples, and walked on all fours through the Home Appliance section of Sears. It was totally naked and had brown fur all over its body. It had a really long tail, and it was so dangerous that the people with it had to keep it on some kind of rope attached to a leather necklace.

it was very sexy.

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You idiot! That wasn't a mutant!

It was a freak.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I too have never seen said mutants. Mind you, I usually only go into Sears when I'm desperate for dress shoes, or I need perfume. Other than that, I stay away. My parents usually shop home appliances there though...

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

What the hell is Sears?

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Wolverine shops at Sears?

My gosh you all live in poverty shopping at sears. Man you will never catch me there...

WALMART ALL THE WAY!

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I dumb :D

I think I walked through a Sears when I was in STL.

I remember shoes, not much else.

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Dad was flammable

Die. Slowly.

I thought that would make you happy and smiley

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I dumb :D

Die. Slowly.

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For $500 I can have a couple of co-workers put him to sleep.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Mutants shop at Sears, tentacle monsters shop at Cato's, and mythical beasts shop at Dillard's. Old news.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Cthy by kaufman 10-20-01

I'm going to a wedding this weekend. I need something elegant but not too dressy, warm without being too stuffy, and something that will attract men without making me look desperate. Here, ma'am, try one of these cat stoles. The dressing room's right over there. AAAAACCCCKKKKKK!!!!! It made my thighs look fat. Which way to the Jenny Craig shop? Salespeople. We're the best at getting folks to stick to their diets.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Count fingers per head while you're in there.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Did you ever notice the people who shop at Sears? What is up with what? They're like mutants!

AM I RIGHT PEOPLE?

And did you ever notice how white people dance??.....

One of the new Craftsman table saws features a Biesemeyer fence.

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What others say about boorite!

How is that for Mutants