Dear shank,

Please use this thread as your day-to-day blog of nonsensical crap. Post anything that happens to float across that baron landscape you call a mind and also the highlights of the 100 pictures you take of yourself daily.

I know there are other users like me that have their favourite shank moment, shank phrase, shank picture, yet they can't put their finger on which of the dozens of shank threads that appear each week held the post they were aching to re-read.

It would be so much better if we had one page we could bookmark and tell our friends about, a thread we could hold dear in our hearts, one which never need to drop off the bottom of the first page in General Discussions.

So here you go, a big thread dedicated to nothing but shank in all his shanky goodness.

Go get 'em, Tiger!

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Dad was flammable

im not reading that
jealous fucking cock sucker

Man, he has you down to a T Kaj.

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Poo perhaps?

Compared to Kaenash, shank is Wordsworth. Good Gisli reference.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

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What others say about boorite!

i was going to post my penis, but then i decided not to out of fear of getting banned.

My favorite shank moment was when his ghetto pass got permanently revoked for putting "I love sarra" in his forum comment. Real gangstas DO NOT roll like that.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Ha ha ha ha ha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahaaaaa

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

im a true g-unit thug, fuck you

Of course you are, dear.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

kiss me

you cheating on me???

"ghetto pass"

AH-ha ha ha ha hahahahahhahahhaahaaaaaaa

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

OH LOL!

A friend of mine named Dan is hooked on World of Warcraft (and yet holds down a full time job and has time for a marriage and a baby - I suspect he's Gallifreyan) and the other day he was asked by a female party leader to set up voice communication so they could communicate more efficiently in a fight.

So, Dan downloaded the plug-in and got it set up, but when he logged in all he could hear was a teenage boy saying constant swear words. He typed this into chat, and the sweary teenager said, "Hey, Dan? That you?" Dan said, "I thought you were a girl!"

Anyway, once he got over the literally constant stream of swearing, the voice chat proved to be quite useful, but later on he started being irritated by some other guy on the same voice server saying "Oh, I am so leet!" every two or three minutes. Dan had no idea some people actually say "leet"/"1337" in real life conversation.

After a while he finally commented, "You know, just saying it doesn't make it true." The "leet" guy replied, "Good point! Lol!"

Yes, he said "lol", to rhyme with "toll".

*sigh*

The human race is doomed.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

are you comparing me to a nerd that plays war craft?

Yes.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I said 'oh em gee' once.. but it was out of jest... mostly. :|

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

Yes.

Thank god im far more awesome than that

Some of my friends about 4 years ago used to say "El-oh-el" to me when I would make a joke.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Fags

Fish don't have clits

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I dumb :D

Shut the fuck up.

"I have fish clit."

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What others say about boorite!

No, YOU shut the fuck up sweary mcswearington!

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I dumb :D