What if we decided to run a freeform roleplay here or something?

What if it was set in the "All Your Base Belong To Us" style universe, except War has yet to begin. It is 2100 AD.

The players may select one of the following roles;

Captain: You get to be the overall leader, you command the Space Armada's Warship USS Nintendo

Operator: Your main job is to turn on and/or not forget to turn off the main screen when it is not needed. The tubes are very expensive.

Martian Princess: You do not know your origin, but you are apparently a Martian Princess, you are also a Zig fighter pilot.

Boy Who says "!!!!", sometimes your dialog is just exclamation points. You are a hot tempered hot shot wh reporter, whose personal 'beat' is to cover the space armada's warsips. So you are supposed to fly a very complex Zig Fighter ship.

Gruff older mentor: You have a big white mustache and also help the Boy who says "!!!!!". You fly one of the Zig Fighter Ships.

Sephiroth: The fact that you are a pale, thin and menancing invididual with white hair is purely coincidental. You are a rival to the boy who says "!!!" and you are an ace fighter pilot.

Smurf: For some reason, a Smurf is on board. If you pick this character, you must have an extra trait, like "Elvis Smurf" or "Psychotic Smurf". You are some kind of engineer, because you have a pair of white overalls and a universal tool, that while high tech appears like a wrench.

There can be several smurfs.

Mr T: You must be named "Mr T" if you pick this character. You do not have time for all that "Jibber Jabber", and you pity the fool that trys to make your time. You have a space van, that is painted black and it has a rocket launcher on the side. You dumped the rest of the a-team years ago, when you became a cyborg.

Michael/Kit: Also for some reason Knight Rider is there and you get to be both of them. Kit is a space fighter now, instead of a car but he can do like "Optimus Prime" and turn into a giant robot for no real reason.

You'll have to think of a name for your character and some background. I don't want to run it, but I will play.

The Adventure: The USS Nintendo is on a routine mission around Mars when they discover ancient ruins that could uncover a mystery. Also as a side plot you must try to collect dinosaur DNA because the Martian Princess's Uncle owns a dinosaur theme park on Earth, and apparently there is dinosaur DNA on Mars.

Okay...and go...

I would prefer to LARP this in my fursuit between practice sessions with my emo band.

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

This thread was submitted to a focus group and the results were unanimous:

This thread is dumb.

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Dad was flammable

I pity the fool that would come up with an idea this stupid.

That's not an audition for the role of Mr. T. It's just pity.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

I'll be Sephiroth........

Ah I see that your zig has taken off for great justice.

I set you up the bomb.

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The Australian Pokemon.

Are you posting from through a wormhole from 1999?

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

I'll play Modor A. Tor, who, along with his identically-named band of colleagues, are the second-most powerful beings in the stripcreator universe. Even more than Regyu Lar.

By the way, there is already a Smurph.

Oh yeah, this is officially the dumbest thread I've ever seen here.

That is all.

I shall be the "Operator". My Characters Name is "Chuck Illig". Here is my background

Born, Born in Chicago

BS in SS from John Carroll University in Cleveland (English, Philosophy, Speech)

MA from St. Louis University (Theatre Arts)

MA from Azusa Pacific University, (Marriage and Family Therapy)

State licensed as a Marriage and Family Therapist since 2098
I have a +2 save throw vs paraylis
and my stats are
Str 10
Health 11
Int 9
Char 12

I have a +2 with Operator-based skills, which include adjusting the vert hold and turning on and off the main screen, as well as the various secondary screens.
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Other Professions:

Commissioned U.S. Naval Officer 2090
Case Worker, New York City Bureau of Child Welfare
Instructor at Slippery Rock State University, PA
Probation Officer, L.A. County (Juvenile Division)
Social Worker and Group Therapist, Vista del Mar Psychiatric Hospital, Ventura, CA
Group Therapist and Treatment Coordinator, Anacapa Psychiatric Hospital, Pt. Hueneme, CA
Private practice as a licensed psychotherapist
Clinical Counselor at Naval Base Ventura County
Writer of Chuck’s Corner for more than 10 years in the Information Press. This was a monthly Q&A column devoted to answering the psychological and spiritual questions posed by the readers.

30-year resident of Ojai, California

Chuck has written seven books on spirituality and psychology. Three of these books are currently in print in five languages (English, German, Dutch, Hungarian, Russian)

Okay, who else wants to roll up their characters?

This thread made me throw up a little.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

I want to be the spunky elven huntress.

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It's grime time.

For the first time in my life, I am ashamed of my status as a D&D gamer...

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

How does this work as an extension of the biscuit game? I think there is a marketable idea there.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I wanna be Powdered Toast Man!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I wanna be the martian princess.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

I wanna be the crazed psycho who cuts down all the LARPers in a hail of white hot lead.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Jack Thompson? This is all supposed to be based on a videogame after all.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Main screen "turn on"!

rolls: d6+2 =4
success!

You are stupid, and smell of wee. The die says so.

Sephiroth: Ah.... ecxelent. All my training has come to this...... After I gain the trust of everyone, I will endevor to destroy them all. MWAHAHAHAHAHA! Then I'll probobly turn good and help defete the evil I have Helped start. *Ala. Vegeta and Knukkles and every Evil 2nd banana*

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The Australian Pokemon.