Welcome to Finish This Comic 76. Here's a thing:

This is my first time hosting, so I'll leave it pretty wide open.
Rules:
- Copy the comic above, must keep these characters and background.
- Add whatever text you want, just don't change the cop's line.
- Do whatever you want with the third panel.
- No photoshop.

FTC 76: Swaggle it! NOW! by flipynif1 11-12-05

We got your call, what's the trouble in here? *grunt* Help....PLEASE! *grunt* *grunt* FLUUUUUSH Well that was an open and flush case! My hero!

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I dumb :D

FTC 76: Nicht Haben Eine Assholen by biped 11-12-05

We got your call, what's the trouble in here? THE TOILET PAPER'S WAY OVER THERE! AND I CAN'T REACH IT! "Reach" it? You don't have any hands. And I hate to tell you this, buddy, but -- you don't even have an ASSHOLE. I -- So, since you're about to die anyway, would you please donate your asshole to me? Wha -- YOU'RE an asshole!

FTC 76: Two Heads Aren't Better Than One by biped 11-12-05

We got your call, what's the trouble in here? Nothing, officer. I just wanted to see if you'd get the visual joke I was portraying. Well, let's see...you're a head...and you're ON the head. So you're, like, a "doubleheader" or something. BUH -- HEY, that's GOOD! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Snurk! Well...what the hell was YOUR joke? I'm a SHITHEAD!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

FTC 76: Ticklish by PrimoOoze1138 11-13-05

We got your call, what's the trouble in here? HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!! A-HA HA STOP IT, STOP IT! HA HA HA HA HA HA! Sorry, officer. It's just tha-HA HA HA, THERE HE GOES AGAIN! HA HA HA! Come on now, what's your problem? THERE'S A SNAKE IN THE PIPE AND HE'S TICKLING MY FEET! A-HA HA HA, MAKE IT STOP! HA HA HA!

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Thar's a snake in mah boot!

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

FTC 76 by jimstringtown 11-16-05

We got your call, what's the trouble in here? Your use of a comma instead of a semicolon. Huh? Never mind. I called because I found this baby floating in the toilet. No need to worry, sir. That's only a fetus. What a relief it's not a baby!

Alright, I think this charade has gone on long enough, so I'm going to go ahead and judge this thing.

jimstringtown wins for the bit about the fetus because I think feti are hilarious. FTC 77's all yours, jimstringtown.

Oh, yeah!

I'd like to thank God, and my grandma, and my youth pastor, and-