I don't have home internet service right now because someone at SBC used my check as toilet paper and I haven't been able to work out the problem yet, so I thought I'd say Happy Thanksgiving and have a good weekend here, since *sniff* I don't know when I'll ever see you again.

Seriously, though, I hope you all get fat.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I've never been one to enjoy thanksgiving dinner... seriously. I barely ever eat. I'd rather have a pizza or chinese food on Thanksgiving: the food i'm REALLY thankful for.

I am told I make the best turkey ever. Everyone's invited to sample this on Saturday. (I cook for my side of the family, which we always have our Thanksgiving on the Saturday after Thanksgiving, in case you're wondering why I said Saturday) You all know where I live.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I'm cooking up a feast tomorrow for me, boorite, and the cats. As long as the turkey thaws in time. I forgot to put it in the fridge yesterday. Anyone in the area who wants some is more than welcome to wander on in. We'll have more food than we can handle.

Note to self: get cranberry sauce for leftover turkey sandwiches.

gobble! gobble!

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My wife makes awesome turkey.

Unfortunately, Thanksgiving this year is at her sister's...

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I has a flavor!

Who wants to come over for dinner tomorrow?

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What others say about boorite!

Seriously, we have extra food in Laramie, Wyoming. And we won't rape you hard.

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What others say about boorite!

My in-laws are making turkey and green bean casserole, my hubby's making smashed topatoes, and I'm making my famous stuffed mushrooms. God bless us, everyone!

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

I'd come on over, but I have no way to get there.

And I just looked at a map and I realized it's a lot longer haul than I expected. Southeast Wyoming? I was expecting something more northy!

Looks like I'm staying in Montanner again this year. :(

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It's grime time.

I'm still getting used to the idea that "next state over" can mean like 1000 miles.

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What others say about boorite!

silly americans and your november thanksgiving.

mind, had I the chance, I'd crash one of your thanksgivings with my canadian-ness.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

I'd come on over, but I have no way to get there.

And I just looked at a map and I realized it's a lot longer haul than I expected. Southeast Wyoming? I was expecting something more northy!

Looks like I'm staying in Montanner again this year. :(

One of these days one of us will have to visit. I think you're closer to us than anyone else is. Which still means a good bazillion miles.

Happy Turkey Holocaust everybody!

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

Wyoming?

I could probably do that if I left like... in 4 seconds and drove like a maniac.

Thanks, though . : )

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

My wife makes a rocking tofurkey. I wonder what noise a tofurkey makes.

Happy food day.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

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My wife makes a rocking tofurkey. I wonder what noise a tofurkey makes.

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I'm going out to my brother's house tomorrow for a thick, juicy backyard-grilled steak. Yum-yum!

And my neighbor's mom always fixes me a big plate of traditional goodies every Thanksgiving and Christmas.

I feel just like "Feasty" O'Miller!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

The chow hall, unfortunately, does NOT make a good turkey. It's either dry as desert sand or soggy.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I can't respond to bipeds comment without breaking my oath to never say radish paste again

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

The First Thanksgiving by kaufman 11-24-05

John, have you any idea what time it is? Indeed, Miles, it is twenty minutes past noon. The Lions game should be starting in a few minutes. We really ought to go inside and watch. We can't. Television won't be invented for another three centuries. So we can't see Detroit play? Thank God. Thank God.

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Too late. :(

the fuck? dry as desert sand or... soggy? just soggy?

very good imagery on the first, but you really got lazy on the second. perhaps soggy as wet toast or soggy as a rice patty, to continue the battleground theme.

you're better than that sentence.

for my thanksgiving, i gave myself a day away from relatives. one of the few times i haven't gone, but most of them drive me crazy, so i'm staying home and making Lasagne and Pecan Pie and watching football

viva le bachelorhood

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what if nigger meant kite

Well, you all still have three hours to get here in time for supper.