Hey, I've finally started to make more comics!

Bullseye by Hari_Nezumi 11-11-05

Greetings American People. I appear before you today to address an important issue; America is in peril. In a few moments, I shall point out the new threat in the Middle-East on the world map to the left once Vice President Cheney arrives. Ah, here he is now. I brought the darts and blindfold you asked for.

Zathura by Hari_Nezumi 11-18-05

I...I think we're in outer space...I'll check... AAAAAAAGH!!!

Undersea Adventure! by Hari_Nezumi 11-23-05

Bubbles! The humans are polluting our reef! We have to stop them! You're right, Gil! Let us depart on a periless quest to the human city to stop these evil men from destroying our home! What were we talking about?

Every Year...it Awakens... by Hari_Nezumi 11-24-05

Wow Hari, that turkey was great. Yeah, I took a cooking course in...hey...do you hear that? What is it? Oh my God, how could I forget? Quick! Lock the door! It's here!!! What's here? THE CHRISTMAS SEASON!!! PRESENTS DECORATIONS WORRY WORRY STRESS STRESS!!!!

Bada-bing. I personally like "Zathura" and "Undersea Adventure".

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Bullseye was good, and I liked zathura, but it may have worked better if you used a space scene in the final panel, the others didnt really float my boat to be honest though.

also the middle panel of bullseye doesnt need the "on my right - your left-" part as the joke would work without it.

I liked Zathura, Awkward and Undersea Adventure, you have teh funny

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I dumb :D

"Zathura" is the best!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

No, "Undersea Adventure" is the best, asshole!

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Cheers by Hari_Nezumi 12-12-05

Hi there! I'm Frosty the Snowman! I was brought to life by a magical hat! I'm here to help spread Christmas cheer through song and dance! Hari, why is there a snowman's head on a pike outside your door? Just spreadin' Christmas cheer.

The Sad Part is That I've Actually Seen This Happen by Hari_Nezumi 12-15-05

FORUM WORLD FUNNYBUNNY16: wundergUrL, i cant believe you'd do such a thing. we're "paired up!" wundergUrL: but BUNNY, i swear! i didnt cheat on you! FORUM WORLD chkn_16: dont lie gUrl! kevin700 told us you two had a AIM convo the other day! robob: yeah! he told us what you guys did! we know you used...the HEART EMOTICON! Hari, why do you go to those stupid forums all the time? They're one of the few things in this world that make ME feel cool.

That last one's based on a true story.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

Thanks for the love, guys.

Lost Another Soul to Ditech! by Hari_Nezumi 12-19-05

Well Mr. Johnson, it seems that you're all set here. You're ready for your home loan...DAMMIT, HE'S GONE! LOST ANOTHER LOAN TO DITECH! Actually, I was in the bathroom. But that's a good idea about Ditech.com. Thanks! In other news, the case of the death of a local loan officer was ruled "suicide" today...

Meanwhile... by Hari_Nezumi 12-19-05

Even though we seem like lowly defaults, we actually have many important duties that we must-- Dude! You TOTALLY just said "duty"! Oh man, I did, didn't I? That was fucking HILARIOUS.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

Too much to comment on! But the top-notch award goes to:

Zarthura, Awkward, Cheers. And I thought OMG TOTLY PWNT was funny even though the title pisses me off.

Bullseye was a funny idea but it was too awkward the way it was worded. Undersea adventure was an old joke redone with fish. I can't believe you did nine Technical Difficulties comics with the same bloody joke. Meanwhile... man, I'm sick of "default" comics.

But overall I liked 'em. Yay, Hari.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Where No Trekkie's Gone Before...Inside a Girl's Pants by Hari_Nezumi 1-18-06

OK, freak, what stupid pick-up line will you try on me today? I was beat up in school, my parents never loved me, and my dog was shot by my own father in front of my very eyes. I honestly don't know how to respond to that. So you'll blow me?

No, It's Down the Hall by Hari_Nezumi 1-21-06

To both Jack's surprise and disappointment, the first meeting of the "Anti-Homosexual Club of San Fransico" was a complete flop. Is this where The Knitting Bregade is meeting tonight?

Let's Have Some Pun by Hari_Nezumi 1-27-06

Be you angels? Nay! We are butt men! We are butt men!

The Adventures of Karen, the Magical Talking Cow by Hari_Nezumi 1-28-06

Hello there, human. What are these "hamburgers" things you hairless apes keep talking about? Um...they're the ground up and processed meat of slaughtered cows. You're shittin' me, right?

Fun, Dirty Party Games by Hari_Nezumi 1-28-06

Oh man...I can't believe I got Angela and Candy to play strip poker with me. This is gonna rock out loud. OK, let's get this over with, perv. I'll shuffle. Really, does God just hate me? Wow, look at that! ANOTHER Full House! I think I actually grew another pair of pants.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

Thanks for the love, guys.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

Hehe... you did a Tenacious D pun. Awesome.

Oh, yeah. The others are good too.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

The Adventures of Larry O'Conor, Door-to-Door Salesman by Hari_Nezumi 2-03-06

Sir, are you a terrorist? Um...no... Then why the FUCK don't you have one of these Grade A Cheese Graters? Don't know when you don't have one of these, Osama Bin Laden eats another handful of babies? Oh God! I'm sorry! I'll take ten! Just please...save the babies! Bada-bing.

Let's Have Some Pun

Sorry, but I don't date guys who are on pot.

by Hari_Nezumi, 2-13-06

Adam's Tips fo' Pickin' Up Da Ladies by Hari_Nezumi 2-28-06

Tip #328: Always be honest Women love it when you're honest, so never hide anything from them. ...so yeah, I've pretty much got a fetish for cars. Do you like cars? I just masturbated to the thought of you blowing me in the bathroom.

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Too much to comment on! But the top-notch award goes to:

Zarthura, Awkward, Cheers. And I thought OMG TOTLY PWNT was funny even though the title pisses me off.

Bullseye was a funny idea but it was too awkward the way it was worded. Undersea adventure was an old joke redone with fish. I can't believe you did nine Technical Difficulties comics with the same bloody joke. Meanwhile... man, I'm sick of "default" comics.

But overall I liked 'em. Yay, Hari.

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What a waste of byte space!

Yes! THESE were the replies I wanted; someone praising someone else and someone insulting me.

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I wasn't insulting you. I though all the replies were a "waste of byte space"!

I love you, Hari Nezumi <3

=D

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The Fight Against Avian Flu by Hari_Nezumi 3-18-06

Ah...ah...AH-- False alarm.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

haha, avian flu was good.

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

Can't think of a title? How about "Slag"?

Word!

First comic in a while...

Let's Have Some Pun by Hari_Nezumi 4-08-06

Not now, Hari, I'm sleeping. Come on! I swear, this is the best joke you'll ever hear! Fine. Make it quick. OKOKOK...why did Hitler's troops fail when they invaded Russia? Because they kept Stalin! LOL

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Pinky and Mr. Pink by Hari_Nezumi 4-17-06

OK, I'm conducting an expieriment. When I say a word, I want you to say the first thing that comes to mind. OK shoot. Hamburgers. Pedophilia. Next?

Pinky and Mr. Pink by Hari_Nezumi 4-17-06

Are you a virgin, Mr. Pink? Of course not. CONSCIOUS women. Damn.

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Pinky and Mr. Pink by Hari_Nezumi 6-26-06

Assanine: I'll give her face a two, and her assanine. Ha ha ha! Oh man, these Redneck vocabulary words are great! OK, my turn. Butt rape: I'd like to butt rape that little girl over there.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.