It is my birthday so bash me all you can.

No more school starting from today, hooray.

Also i made my birthday favourites 2005 set.

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

You have a receding hairline.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

You need to remind people it's your birthday, otherwise it will go by unnoticed.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

It's my birthday

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

Your birthday stinks!

I had a friend whose birthday was in December. She was a back stabbing bitch. I hate all people born in December now.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

What about Jesus?

Well, that depends on if you believe Jesus was born in December. There's no perfect documentation of it. However, crabby, if you do believe Jesus was born on December 25th, then I will make an exception for only him.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Even if you want to dispute Jesus, theres still: Emily Dickinson, Frank Sinatra, Ted Nugent, Don Johnson, Beethoven, Keith Richards, Steven Spielberg, Brad Pitt, Alyssa Milano, Frank Zappa, Joseph Stalin (ummmm...), Louis Pasteur, Denzel Washington, Mary Tyler Moore, Tracy Ullman, Tiger Woods and a whole cavalcade of others.

All I'm saying Chicka is that you shouldn't sell December short. Its actually a great month filled with many birthdays of some fabulous people. Lets not be so closed minded as to completely right it off.

Fine. I'm indifferent to December birthdays and I still hate the backstabbing bitch.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

It's your birthday? I'm going to rate you bad and write you a smarmy content just to prove that I can.

Actually, there is no documentation saying Jesus was born in December. There are remnants of historical documents that refer to him being born in the summer, roughly late June or early July. The Romans started celebrating Jesus's birthday in December to try and convert the Pagans, turning the Winter Solstice into a Christian holiday. You know the saying: "If you can't beat 'em..."

But even though It's a bit late, I'm going to fly out to Aussie-land and give HotRod his birthday beating with my trusty Louisville Slugger.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Here's what I think of your birthday:

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

i read once they best-guessed it to September 29th

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what if nigger meant kite

In the U.K. we call Jesus: "Santa", and we all found out years ago that he's fictional.

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Dad was flammable

My ex was born in December. 'Nuff said.

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

i read once they best-guessed it to September 29th

In the U.S. we call Santa: "Forcundity Blintz", and then we realized that was too hard to fit into existing carols so we forgot all about it.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.