To everyone except DexX and dcom that is.

The strangest part of today is that yesterday it was 60F here and today it is snowing.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

That's because today is the day of EVIL.

Evangelist Virgins in Leotards?

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

I didn't realize it was Friday the 13th until AFTER my girlfriend broke up with me. Guess this day is pretty unlucky.

Do to a strange bureaucratic snafu, I wasn't allowed to go to class. So I got laid instead.

Oh rub it in already.

Sigh.

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not really

i've seen your girlfriend

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what if nigger meant kite

Some dude got murdered a block from my house today. Mind you I live in a city that was rated the safest in America only two years ago. So that's pretty unlucky for him I guess...

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Damn, what city is that?

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To everyone except DexX and dcom and HotRodDeathToll that is.

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I suppose a good Friday the 13th would be sort of a parting gift for a shitty last two months.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Same thing here. It was oddly poetic.

i got raped by a werewolf on the way back coming from church.
but the weird thing was it had breasts, and it wasnt a werewolf, and it didnt rape me, it was the other way round. in fact it was a teenage school girl.

weird aye!?

Newton, Massachusettes.

ps: Don't stalk me.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

too late

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MattMallone is a dumbass. He's so stupid, he 'got' raped by a blow-up doll. A MALE blow-up doll.

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It took me 2 hours to get home from work this morning. There was a bizarre combination of ice, rain, snow, lightning, extremely heavy winds, and power outages all along the highway. I was seriously afraid.

Oh, wait... it's Saturday the 14th...

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

While I begin my quest to stalk Inflatable because he lives 20 minutes from me, I must concur that Friday the 13th fucking sucked.

I got horrible health related news re: my MVS.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

Most Valuable Sinuses?

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