"We can't name the lodge until we pick a cool hat and, mister.. a cool hat is NOT somethin' ya buy from a picture in a catalogue!"

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Severe cases of cranial dystrophy.

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

Operating costs are so much lower than for a real game preserve.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Why no one takes Mounties seriously.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Fish Man: Psst! Wanna spawn again Pheasant Woman?
Pheasant Woman: Of course. Just let me shake off old Buffalo Chips and I'll meet you in the bathroom.
Kangaroo Lady: Hi Mr. Camera guy. Do you want to hop around... or shake my tale... or... anything? Anything at all?
Deer Lady: Oh look! Something shiny! I wonder if it's headlights.
Buffalo Chips: Dur... I wish I was a beaver. Why didn't they have a beaver head?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Shittiest wearable taxidermy ever.

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"Next on HBO's Real Sex, you'll really enjoy watching this wild group..."

-CLICK-

"Remember," Rafe reminded the audience, "this is a form of Oriental stage puppetry in which you're not supposed to notice us performers."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

whether it fucked up the timeline or not, Picard felt compelled to warn the 21st century of the danger in not sterilizing Ted Nugent

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what if nigger meant kite

Their first mistake was a lack of fashion sense. Their second was going camping in the woods during hunting season.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Monkey Man admitted what everyone else had been thinking for some time: Dr Moreau was going senile.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

I bet the guy on the far right has some hairy balls!

a veritable forest down there.

They wanted to be furrys, but they weren't all that clear on how to do it yet.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

the early prototypes weren't bad, but when george constructed and adorned the donkey, all the Cern scientists knew he'd won the race to 'asshat'

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what if nigger meant kite

The Government's new requirement that sexual predators wear animal hats on their heads to clearly mark them as dangerous seemed to be working.

"we like to decorate our bicycle helmets because where CUNTS"

When Packers fans get desperate.